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What made you smile today :)
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08 Jan 2009 Thu 12:57 am |
The whole little mouse family is probably living in all his hair and he doesnt even know! 
I dont think so!!
Because I had a bath 20 mins ago. I was in the water up to my neck most of the time and i did not see anything coming out..(mouse family with snorkels?  
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991. |
08 Jan 2009 Thu 02:07 am |
I dont think so!!
Because I had a bath 20 mins ago. I was in the water up to my neck most of the time and i did not see anything coming out..(mouse family with snorkels?  
No, the mice are too smart for you. While you were relaxing in your bath they were running all around your house.....chewing up things in your closets, climbing on your kitchen counters, eating your cat´s food and leaving their little trails of droppings all over the place.
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08 Jan 2009 Thu 12:10 pm |
No, the mice are too smart for you. While you were relaxing in your bath they were running all around your house.....chewing up things in your closets, climbing on your kitchen counters, eating your cat´s food and leaving their little trails of droppings all over the place.
I had a mouse living behind my washing machine for months, unbeknown to us and my two cats. The audacious little thing was gathering cat food (dried variety) and storing it behind the washing machine, in the little nest it had made out of dust and fluff (   It was when the washing machine went wrong and we had to pull it out (   that we discoverd this secret residence.
Just to put your minds at rest, the little chap escaped through the garage, I would never kill a mouse, I have a humane trap.
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993. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 12:45 am |
The writings of Maya Angelou -
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
a youth she´s content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she´s looking forward to retelling it in her old age....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
a feeling of control over her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without; ruining the friendship....
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW....
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can´t change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it´s over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she would and wouldn´t do for love or more...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if she doesn´t like it...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. .
whom she can trust, whom she can´t, and why she shouldn´t take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go... be it to her best friend´s kitchen table.. or a charming Inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can´t accomplish in a day... a month...and a year...
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994. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 04:58 pm |
The writings of Maya Angelou -
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
Nearly all of these don´t just apply to women!!!
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995. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 05:32 pm |
Nearly all of these don´t just apply to women!!!
I´ll alert Ms. Angelou 
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996. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 05:45 pm |
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
a youth she´s content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she´s looking forward to retelling it in her old age....
Hmmm....... might need more than one of the first to fullfill the second....... 
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997. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 05:54 pm |
Hmmm....... might need more than one of the first to fullfill the second....... 
you naughty lady
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998. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 08:19 pm |
Unexpected but not unwanted money coming through the post 
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999. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 10:51 pm |
extremely heavy traffic and lots of red lights 
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1000. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 11:19 pm |
The writings of Maya Angelou -
You should post it in the translation forum! 
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