With apologies to lesluv who posted a couple of these somewhere else!
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at the kobujutsu bank are unsure of their position and Karate Bank staff may get the chop.
Finally analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that their employees may get a raw deal!
hee hee .... i did see this.....very amusing
- there may be a backlash from Irish members of the site 
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