Can anyone please translate this email I wrote for my boy friend. Thank You.

Dear My love,
I have been thinking about what's bothering my mind lately which made me sleepless, guess I have found the answer. I realized that I have hurt your heart by chatting with other people in chatrooms, and through MSN or Yahoo.

I am really sorry my love if i had caused some pain to your heart. Therefor I have decided to delete my MIRC, MSN, and Yahoo accounts, and I have made a new MSN account which only you and my family who know this, and I will only chat with you, my mother and sister from now on. Because I have promised myself that i would stop chatting with others if i found my true love one day, and I think now it is really the time for me to stop because I have found you. I am not forced to do this, but I do it with my own will because I love you so much.

I know whatever reasons I gave you to make you understand about my loneliness here, will still hurt your heart. I dont want to see you feeling insecure in this condition. All I want is you to believe that my love for you is real although we are far apart.

Please add me, my new id is...................
See you there, my love.

Hmmm yes a new msn account to stop you talking to other men might be the answer. Or ...perhaps...a relationship where you speak the same language

PS. Can you REALLY delete an MSN account?

I just love it when guys get all pissy because a woman talks to other people on MSN. Doesn’t it make you wonder what THEY are doing to make them so suspicious?
But I am sure that he will give up all his accounts and close himself off from the rest of the world too!!!