Ohhh... I'll come with my motor yacht to bring you my best wishes in person, I'll leave the yacht on the Marmara shore for you as your present and go back by bus and plane.. How's that for altruism on your birthday?

Have a nice day dear

Edit: save this message so that you can read it again in July too

Let people see and learn what to present on one's birthday! Let the whole world greet your approach to celebrating birthdays! Let poets write poems of, let novelists write novels of, let composers compose symphonies of, let painters paint paintings of, and finally let me be proud of the fact that I will soon receive, as a present, the motor yacht you will bring to me from thousands of miles away! I am truly very much enchanted! And what a coincidence: just like you, I am an altruist as well. It is urgent that we should marry, Elisa.

P.S. Save this message till we marry.

can this be true?....virtually spurned ....the end of a virtual love affair..before it had even virtually begun??
I am virtually devastated
You have toyed with my virtual affections until I am on the verge of virtual collapse ...oh woe, woe, and thrice woe... oh, oh, what the heck...I concede, Elisa is by far the worthiest choice ... I wish you both much virtual happiness (even though my virtual heart is virtually broken...snifffff )....How fickle virtual men are.