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What made you smile today :)
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| 1050. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 01:43 am |
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Aww how could you turn him down? His proposition must have been honest since he doesn´t need a visa - minimal dudu risk 
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| 1051. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 08:04 am |
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Aww how could you turn him down? His proposition must have been honest since he doesn´t need a visa - minimal dudu risk
 He was not too disappointed I think... 
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| 1052. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 09:40 am |
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He was just being stoic. You crushed his heart and he went home and cried like a little baby. He will be too scarred to ever ask another woman for her hand in marriage!! Ouuhhh you heartless wench!
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| 1053. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 07:52 pm |
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He was just being stoic. You crushed his heart and he went home and cried like a little baby. He will be too scarred to ever ask another woman for her hand in marriage!! Ouuhhh you heartless wench!
Wench? It´s not in my dictionary.... 
Ok, I´ll accept my punishment, what will it be GG?
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| 1054. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 07:59 pm |
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Wench? It´s not in my dictionary....
Ok, I´ll accept my punishment, what will it be GG?
Wench= politer word for b_ _tch.
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| 1055. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 08:05 pm |
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Wench= politer word for b_ _tch.
and you can get away with it in the workplace 
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| 1056. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 08:10 pm |
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Wench= politer word for b_ _tch.
Instead of b__tch I prefer than witch!
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| 1057. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 08:13 pm |
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Instead of b__tch I prefer than witch!
Same thing....and lessluv has a very good point. It´s accepted more in the workplace.
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| 1058. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 08:20 pm |
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Same thing....and lessluv has a very good point. It´s accepted more in the workplace.
You haven´t experienced my witchy-powers.....
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| 1059. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 10:23 pm |
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You haven´t experienced my witchy-powers.....
Hey your a witch too? You can our club then...hope you have a strong broom..
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| 1060. |
23 Jan 2009 Fri 01:43 pm |
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Interesting human body facts
- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.
- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).
- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
- The average man´s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
- A woman´s heart beats faster than a man´s.
- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
- Women blink twice as much as men.
- The average person´s skin weighs twice as much as their brain.
- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren´t.
- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
*** You looked at your thumb... Didn´t you?
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