The most popular lies men tell (and mean actually)

• I´m gonna call you (I may call you)

• Not that I wanna make love, let´s just lie here (I wouldn´t be here if didn´t wanna make love, right? I wanna see if I could create an opportunity)

• That´s was the best sex I´ve ever made (It was not bad)

• I love you (I like you)

• I´m not married (I´m married but I´m not committed to my wife)

• You´re not the problem, it´s me (You are the problem, but I cannot tell you)

• I´ve never told it to anyone (I´ve never told it to you before)

• I love your family (I can cope with them)

• No, I´ve never had an affair with that woman (I had but I cannot tell you, you would go crasy)

Quoted from: here

Here is a couple more for you:

Sorry I can´t use MSN at the moment (but I have really blocked you)

I can´t see you today (I am seeing someone else today)

"I need the money for my mothers surgery"  translation:  SEND MONEY

"I am out of credits, money and I will be homeless if you don´t send me $500 immediately"  translation:  SEND MONEY

"I´m not like the other guys here at the resort"  translation: I CHARGE MORE MONEY

"I don´t want to marry this other girl but my family is making me and I have no say in the matter" translation:  HOWEVER, IF YOU SEND ME ENOUGH MONEY, I CAN RUN AWAY AND WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER  alternative translation:  THANKS FOR THE SEX, I REALLY NEEDED THE PRACTICE BEFORE I GOT MARRIED.

"She is just some crazy girl who is stalking me. She likes me so much, and I tell her to go away, but she keeps calling me!" means "hi, meet my first girlfriend"

"Why the text-message on my phone says thank you for last night? I brought a girl who got sick in the streets to the hospital last night" means "I went to the club and *beeped* me second girlfriend last night"

"The girl I´m hugging in the picture on facebook is just a customer of the bar. You know it´s good for the tips if I flirt a little" means "The girl in the picture is my third girlfriend."

"These pictures in my wallet? That´s my sister in law and my nephews" means "this is my wife and my children who live in a Turkish village somewhere far away from here"

"You are my number one!" means "You are my number five!"

oh, you guys are so experienced.

Keeping my eyes and ears open The worst one I heard (luckily it wasn´t said to me) was "can you send money for our wedding" which the girl in question did... When she came to Turkey to get married, turns out her fiancé didn´t plan a whole wedding for her... whoopsy! Now, don´t think that what the guy told was 100% lie... He did pay for a wedding from the money she send... only a wedding with another girl!!!! But because it is not the most common of lies, I didn´t put it in my previous lists. It is in my top 10 of most horrible lies though...

WoW! It is very funny!  Is it really true?

i would hope that not every Turkish man follows these rules! The one i met was very polite, absolutely trustworthy, did not ask for sex and paid for everything. His family is wonderful.... Nor are any of my other Turkish friends anywhere like that.    

 haha, bad experience of my BM

 I´m glad it wasn´t me

 liarrrr