What is your best story of revenge .

A friend has just told me hers. Her husband left her a few months ago and recently called to say he would be coming to collect the rest of his clothes in two weeks times.

She packed them all in a suitcase, sprinkled chili powder into his boxers and then, in the middle of the suitcase, placed a raw fish. She then put the suitcase near the boiler so it was nice and warm and left it there for two weeks until he collected it! Love it!

I heard a story about a woman (no, not me!) who gave the cell phone number of her ex to all her numerous friends and they all called him twice a day....

Actually I do have one of my own, but I feel a little bit guilty about it (for the girls sake)!! Years ago I was sharing a house with this guy who thought he was God's gift to women and was seeing two girls at the same time.

Once day, after he had told me (yet again) that he could not pay the rent, and sick of always lying for him, I got my revenge.

He was upstairs in his room with one of his girlfriends (no need to state what they were doing!), when the doorbell rang. When I answered it, the second girlfriend was stood on the doorstep asking for him. Instead of covering up for him as usual, I told her he was home, and to straight on up to his room.

I grabbed my car keys, closed the door, and while walking down the road whistled to myself to deaden the sound of screaming and shouting coming from the upstairs open window!

While doing my undergraduate studies, I was supposed to be a doctor, I had a very difficult math course with a very sexist and biased profe. After grading the midterm exams the profesor discovered that the class average was 40% while I had earned 100% on the exam. He was convinced that it was impossible to ace such a difficult exam and accused me of cheating. Even going so far as to look at my personal records and telling me that I was from a rural school which could not have taught me such advanced math prior to UNI. After proving my innocence...long process... we reached the final exam. I once again got 100% and got all three extra credit problems correct. I threw off his grading curve once again. When I went to his office after the exam to collect my final grade results...with a very red face he apologized! Doing well in life is the best revenge! HA! SMALL TOWN COUNTRY GIRLS RULE!

Thıs story happened to me durıng our company annıvesary party. Sınce i was one of the organizers of the affair, of course, i volunteered myself to serve drinks to our special guests. Then i met this very unruly guest who always whistled at me and ask for a drink. He did it twice then in the third time he whistled again and asked for another glass of juice, for being our guest, we must be hospitable besides he is our company guest, i thought of something i will do to him without noticing i meant it. So i whispered to my friend to please stand near that guest and instructed him to step forward once im near him. So here i am, walking while holding a tray with a glass of orange juice with a rug underneath the tray. When i was near the guest, my friend did as i had instructed, he stepped forward where i will pass by, so absolutely, i got unbalanced and threw the tray in the face of the guest and presto he was bathed with a juice then i wiped his face with the rug saying oh sorry sir i didnt mean while i whisper to myself, well you deserved it heheheheeeee

yikes!!

i am staying away from all of you...

I heard a good one a few years ago.

Woman suspected husband was having an affair and when he brought his secretary home one evening on the pretence that she was upset as her boyfriend had just left her, wife thinks Uhmm I bet it is her! So she strained the spaghetti through the knickers she had been wearing all day.

Merhaba Aenigma X!
There is a romanian saying about revenge that sounds like this: " Revenge is fool's weapon" BUT i personally think that there are some people on this world that really deserve to get back at them and that's a fact- revenge is wicked but sweet

Maria

I won't tell what I did once - I'm not really proud of it - but after hearing nothing and suddenly he remembered my phone number when I took revenge, I must say: sweeter than honey...