What is your best story of revenge .

A friend has just told me hers. Her husband left her a few months ago and recently called to say he would be coming to collect the rest of his clothes in two weeks times.

She packed them all in a suitcase, sprinkled chili powder into his boxers and then, in the middle of the suitcase, placed a raw fish. She then put the suitcase near the boiler so it was nice and warm and left it there for two weeks until he collected it! Love it!

I heard a story about a woman (no, not me!) who gave the cell phone number of her ex to all her numerous friends and they all called him twice a day....

Actually I do have one of my own, but I feel a little bit guilty about it (for the girls sake)!! Years ago I was sharing a house with this guy who thought he was God's gift to women and was seeing two girls at the same time.

Once day, after he had told me (yet again) that he could not pay the rent, and sick of always lying for him, I got my revenge.

He was upstairs in his room with one of his girlfriends (no need to state what they were doing!), when the doorbell rang. When I answered it, the second girlfriend was stood on the doorstep asking for him. Instead of covering up for him as usual, I told her he was home, and to straight on up to his room.

I grabbed my car keys, closed the door, and while walking down the road whistled to myself to deaden the sound of screaming and shouting coming from the upstairs open window!

While doing my undergraduate studies, I was supposed to be a doctor, I had a very difficult math course with a very sexist and biased profe. After grading the midterm exams the profesor discovered that the class average was 40% while I had earned 100% on the exam. He was convinced that it was impossible to ace such a difficult exam and accused me of cheating. Even going so far as to look at my personal records and telling me that I was from a rural school which could not have taught me such advanced math prior to UNI. After proving my innocence...long process... we reached the final exam. I once again got 100% and got all three extra credit problems correct. I threw off his grading curve once again. When I went to his office after the exam to collect my final grade results...with a very red face he apologized! Doing well in life is the best revenge! HA! SMALL TOWN COUNTRY GIRLS RULE!

Thıs story happened to me durıng our company annıvesary party. Sınce i was one of the organizers of the affair, of course, i volunteered myself to serve drinks to our special guests. Then i met this very unruly guest who always whistled at me and ask for a drink. He did it twice then in the third time he whistled again and asked for another glass of juice, for being our guest, we must be hospitable besides he is our company guest, i thought of something i will do to him without noticing i meant it. So i whispered to my friend to please stand near that guest and instructed him to step forward once im near him. So here i am, walking while holding a tray with a glass of orange juice with a rug underneath the tray. When i was near the guest, my friend did as i had instructed, he stepped forward where i will pass by, so absolutely, i got unbalanced and threw the tray in the face of the guest and presto he was bathed with a juice then i wiped his face with the rug saying oh sorry sir i didnt mean while i whisper to myself, well you deserved it heheheheeeee

yikes!!

i am staying away from all of you...

I heard a good one a few years ago.

Woman suspected husband was having an affair and when he brought his secretary home one evening on the pretence that she was upset as her boyfriend had just left her, wife thinks Uhmm I bet it is her! So she strained the spaghetti through the knickers she had been wearing all day.

Merhaba Aenigma X!
There is a romanian saying about revenge that sounds like this: " Revenge is fool's weapon" BUT i personally think that there are some people on this world that really deserve to get back at them and that's a fact- revenge is wicked but sweet

Maria

I won't tell what I did once - I'm not really proud of it - but after hearing nothing and suddenly he remembered my phone number when I took revenge, I must say: sweeter than honey...

I don't have any great revenge stories but I sure am getting a lot of ideas!

possibly worst thing i had heard:
not mine, but, must mention it.

a man who caught his wife cheating on him with friend while he was away. this is a real story that happened in Puebla, Mexico. he tied them both sprinkled hot chili, salsa, picante, or whatever u call it all over them and especially into their private parts

just to let u know, a spice is very famous in mexico, and one wouldnt take a bite without a pepper following it.
and i dont just mean spicy i mean HOT HOT HOT spicy!!!



true this is abusive and could have gone to jail for few years,{if he was in the US or other country} but i guess i wonder what could i have done if i was in his place... think creative... think different

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Ok here is the least worst of my revenge stories....

My sister kept wearing my clothes and all the time I said "will you stop wearing my clothes!" she would just say "oh sorry" (sarcastically)
Anyway I went on this science trip to this wildlife reserve place and we were walking past lots of trees with these kind of big red berries on. One student asked what they were and the scientist said, Oh they are a high form of itching powder thats inside them, so I wouldn't recommend opening them.


Of course with that the whole class got ideas, but mine was going to get me my clothes back
Every time my sister wore my clothes I would put itching powder in her bed so it looked like it was my clothes....and it worked like a charm!

One of the posts above has reminded me about a rather nasty revenge attack, by a wife to her husband.

She found out that he had been having an affair and she super glued his penis to his leg, when he was asleep! He had to go to Addenbrookes to get it unstuck!

You women are very scarey...

Whare are all the men out there??? Give it up...tell us what you have done! I KNOW women are not the only ones coming up with evil revenge schemes (arabianofelix doesn't count since it wasn't his revenge)

This one might really hurt!!
This story is not something I myself did (just to be clear on that).
While working in an emergency room several years ago, one late evening very bored a few of us women where telling about some of the horrible things we've seen come through the doors so, this woman gave this tale........
She said this lady had found out her hubby was cheating so instead of letting on she bought some sexy nighties and assured him of a fantastic evening if he would stay home with her, she tied him to the bed face down and gave him a nice massage, then reach over the side of the bed, grabbed her curling iron, put it where the sun doesnt shine, turned it on and left..... never to return. Can you imagine feeling that heating up??? Needless to say the man will never look at toilets the same and depends are forever on the menu OUCH!!!!

my fiance cheated on me with my best friend..we had been together four n a half years so since school..the thing was he was best mates with her husband..and was due to be best man at the wedding a few months later..anyways..I knew they were cheating because i caught them and broke it off..
i then promptly sent her husband to be a text message telling him exactly what his s@ut of a wife to be was doing..she confessed and it turned out they had been hatching a plot to take away their 2 year old son and run away

neway to cut a long story short i grassed not really that revengeful..but when he next spoke to me in a supermarket he was brought down a peg or two...

Here is a nice little story! Sort of revenge.......

"A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Scotland with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will come by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Rudge, and a few others. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...



The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....

hmmmm...all this is interesting...

*scribbles furiously in her notebook*

no...just taking notes from the masters

i will file the notes away in my head for future use. you know, just in case.