After months of problems with my DELL PC, I gave them hell and am finally being treated like a VIP, having priority service, the Technical Managers personal email address, new monitor, new keyboard, engineer coming to visit at MY convenience.....

....and since Tuesday, both monitor and keyboard seem to have "healed" themselves!!!

(PS Anyway know how I can break them again convincingly by Friday? )

what was the problem with them?that might help with sabotage methods

Ouh, such a long list it would make "Watchdog" bored. Basically they have given me a newer, better PC to replace the old broken one and my monitor and mutli-media keyboard were not compatible and the adaptors have gradually wrecked them (even through I only bought them a year go!).....

Ahh well..

I have just eaten two 'snickers' bars in quick succession and someone saw me ~ oh well I now feel thoroughly sick AND embarrassed

....I think it was my gluttony button - it got stuck in the 'on' position

Not today, but last week...
I went to the doctor (I broke my arm).
He asked how long ago it happened.
I had to tell him, almost a month ago when I was in the states.
A less than genius moment I have to say...

Last week..
One of the students came into my office to ask something. Before I realized I told her she had to wipe her nose because there was a huge drop hanging from it. She replied "It's not a drop, it's my piercing" .....