After months of problems with my DELL PC, I gave them hell and am finally being treated like a VIP, having priority service, the Technical Managers personal email address, new monitor, new keyboard, engineer coming to visit at MY convenience.....

....and since Tuesday, both monitor and keyboard seem to have "healed" themselves!!!

(PS Anyway know how I can break them again convincingly by Friday? )

what was the problem with them?that might help with sabotage methods

Ouh, such a long list it would make "Watchdog" bored. Basically they have given me a newer, better PC to replace the old broken one and my monitor and mutli-media keyboard were not compatible and the adaptors have gradually wrecked them (even through I only bought them a year go!).....

Ahh well..

I have just eaten two 'snickers' bars in quick succession and someone saw me ~ oh well I now feel thoroughly sick AND embarrassed

....I think it was my gluttony button - it got stuck in the 'on' position

Not today, but last week...
I went to the doctor (I broke my arm).
He asked how long ago it happened.
I had to tell him, almost a month ago when I was in the states.
A less than genius moment I have to say...

Last week..
One of the students came into my office to ask something. Before I realized I told her she had to wipe her nose because there was a huge drop hanging from it. She replied "It's not a drop, it's my piercing" .....

A combination of threads...

What made me smile today..... parking my car in town beside a group of about 20 school kids and as I got out of the car hearing them shout "hey like yer car missis" and "nice choice of car" and "cool".....

I thought to myself "awwwwwww kids are so lovely"

What made me embarassed today.... feeling proud I turned and smiled sweetly at them and then...walked straight into a lamp post (the noise of my head hitting it was audiable)! Head hurting like crazy I tried to regain some dignity and walk on whilst having to listen to "hahahaha nice one" and "can yer do it again so we can video it"....

I thought to myself "offfffffffff kids are vile"

What is bugging me today....why do these things always happen to me?

Yesterday actually .... I went to work wearing odd shoes!! Both black and with the same height heel but odd nevertheless. I never even realised until lunchtime and then had to walk really self-consciously back to my office where - luckily - I had a spare pair under my desk. I know Im one of the older members of TC but I didnt think I was senile yet!! The only good thing is that apparently no-one else noticed - or maybe they thought it was a fashion statement

Not a recent embarrassment but funny all the same. Walking round Tescos on a summers day, I didn't realise I had the zip of my thin summer dress undone all the way down to the top of my knickers (before the days of thongs fortunately!)and it was a great deal colder in there than I had anticipated and I wondered why everyone was staring at me..............

...My embarrassing moment happened when I got in the car after spending an hour wandering around Asda with the zip of my jeans open....

iim tellin an unlucky moment of years ago ...

when i was at high school and hav less beard and hair on skin and when i was 65 kilos...it was a shiny day and i brushed teeth and checked all myself across mirror and put perfume and brushed trainers and make sure im enough sexy for girls then went out got a bus to school and i was almost late and when i got in classroom i was so statisfied of being enough handsome and i was so self-confident till one of girl says '' mehmet u must hav forgotten ur toothbrush in ur pockets or u must hav been brushıng ur teeth on the way to school

silly me

when i was younger i walked around with my skirt tucked into my knickers and no-one told me until about an hour afterwards...

Reading Capoeira's posts reminded me..... on Google Earth I was horrified to see that on the day they took the photo above my house I was sunbathing in my garden!!!!!

Thank goodness you can only make out the sunbed - if the camera had been any better it could have been embarassing!

Posting in the wrong place!

[ they just saw ur panties from front (if u have)
.......IF I have....!!!!???????

...IF.....

Offf....how very dare you...

Not embarassing to ME, but a colleague at work wrote an email joking about the clothes our boss was wearing today.....then sent it to him by mistake instead of me!!

ooops!

Today is Mother's day......my mother lives quite a way away so she has been here for a few days and Mumfitt's mother who lives locally just came over for today. As it is Mother's day we cooked a really nice meal and I also thought I should dress up smart - so I put on a smart pair of flared black cords. The problem started when I was cooking and bent down in the pantry and split my trousers everso slightly next to the zip.......

Mumfitt said that it was hardly noticable so I went upstairs and put on some black tights under my trousers so the little hole wasn't so noticable. All was fine until Mumfitt's mother arrived, came inside and then went outside again. As her dog was running to follow her out of the door I bent down to stop the dog and - ***RIP*** - my trousers ripped big style both front and back from my waist to my knee!!!

The only saving grace was that I was standing at the bottom of the stairs so could make a quick exit and that I had black tights on underneath.......

sorry bod, you made me laugh out loud .

It's all that home baked bread

@ bod

Bod's story reminds me of a rep I was dealing with once - walked away with his hands in his pockets, revealing RED underwear from the split in the rear of his trousers that he obviously did not know was there!!

You know, it is the colour red that catchs bulls' attention most! Evidence? Here are arenas!

What would this change? The point is whether they still attack towards to red or not. If you don't believe me, just wear a red clothe and appear in front of one of them. Hehe!

Hehehe! Clever girl!