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Happy birthday Quasimodo!
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22 Apr 2007 Sun 12:36 am |
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Dear All,
I am pleased to announce today is my birthday; on the other hand I am also sorry because I won't accept either those Happy birthdays used uselessly, or flowers and wreaths; instead I will greatly appreciate your gifts. Also only for today will I accept Visa, Mastercard and PayPal payments. Please feel free to contact me via PM and to celebrate my birthday in this way.
Thank you.
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22 Apr 2007 Sun 01:18 am |
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ok...i won't say it...but i'm thinking it... 
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22 Apr 2007 Sun 06:47 am |
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Cyrano!
Are you sure you did not mix something up?
I checked last years posts.
Please, tell me did we celebrate your Birthday last year?
Have to think what kind of gift to send to you, do not want to disappoint you.
Maybe this?
The rest will come via air mail.
Or you think this is usless?
Anyway...
I sent gift receipt to your mail box, you can always exchange .
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22 Apr 2007 Sun 04:13 pm |
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my Visa Platinum card is on its way to you, enjoy! 
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22 Apr 2007 Sun 05:12 pm |
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O, my God!
Is it July already!?
My present, with best wishes, is coming by Western Union
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22 Apr 2007 Sun 05:52 pm |
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Oooops!! My present got lost in translation.
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22 Apr 2007 Sun 09:43 pm |
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Sending you a virtual credit card - with virtually no credit limit....
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:05 am |
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Quoting Mina_TR:
There is always a comedian in every group or crowd and this just made my day! |
Ahh, Mina, I think you missed a little: I am not a comedian, but Pagliaccio. And below is my song I always sing: 
Acting! While you're out of your mind,
you don't know what you're saying and
what you're doing!
And yet... you have to... make an effort!
Pah, are you a man by any chance?
You're Pagliaccio!
Put on your tunic and whiten your face.
The people pay and want to laugh right now.
And if Harlequin steals your Columbine
laugh, Pagliaccio and everyone will clap!
Turn your agonies and your tears into clowning;
your sobs and your sorrow into a funny face...
Laugh, Pagliacci, over your shatterd love,
laugh at the pain that is poisoning your heart!
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:06 am |
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Quoting Capoeira: i'm thinking |
...,therefore, you are, but no gift. 
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:09 am |
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Quoting bliss:
I sent gift receipt to your mail box, you can always exchange. |
Aww! Thank you so much bliss! I am looking forward to seeing the gift receipt. You know, I am a real monster of gift receipts! 
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:12 am |
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Quoting Ayla: my Visa Platinum card is on its way to you, enjoy! |
Ouh, I can’t believe my eyes! So, from now on I will have a Visa Platinium card as well, huh? I think, oh God, I can now die in peace! Thank you, thank you very much, Ayla! I am most grateful to you! Visa Platinium...woow!
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:18 am |
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Quoting slavica:
My present, with best wishes, is coming by Western Union |
I would, frankly speaking, prefer MoneyGram; but now that you sent it through Western Union, I think I can do nothing other than go and receive the present!
Thank you very much. I will greatly appreciate it.
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:22 am |
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Quoting libralady: Oooops!! My present got lost in translation. |
Oh, don't worry! Translation is my job, you know! Just give the details of your card, and I will render your present visible again!
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:24 am |
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Quoting reBooped: Sending you a virtual credit card - with virtually no credit limit.... |
And what about sending the virtual card number as well?
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:26 pm |
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Quoting Quasimodo: Quoting reBooped: Sending you a virtual credit card - with virtually no credit limit.... |
And what about sending the virtual card number as well? |
hehehe.......virtually impossible ...
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:52 pm |
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Virtually thank you anyway! You are virtually so kind.
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 01:53 pm |
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you are virtually çok rica ederim
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 03:48 pm |
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I think I will virtually fall in love with you!
Your virtual admirer,
Quasi
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 04:22 pm |
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Quoting Quasimodo: I think I will virtually fall in love with you!
Your virtual admirer,
Quasi |
Aaaah......virtual love  , but am I virtually your first choice?! hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....I don't think so  
(btw - did you mean me??  )
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23 Apr 2007 Mon 09:35 pm |
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Quoting reBooped:
Aaaah......virtual love , but am I virtually your first choice?! |
I am very sorry, reBooped, but I have just chosen Elisa. You know, our relationship, which looked like the life of butterflies, was virtual anyway, from the beginning to the end, namely from the last night to today. And we would never be able to be happy together. This is how life is; please be strong and don't ever attempt to commit suicide!
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 12:29 am |
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can this be true?....virtually spurned ....the end of a virtual love affair..before it had even virtually begun??
I am virtually devastated
You have toyed with my virtual affections until I am on the verge of virtual collapse ...oh woe, woe, and thrice woe... oh, oh, what the heck...I concede, Elisa is by far the worthiest choice ... I wish you both much virtual happiness (even though my virtual heart is virtually broken...snifffff )....How fickle virtual men are.
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 09:55 am |
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Quoting Quasimodo: P.S. Save this message till we marry. |
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be "our" - bed
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 10:01 am |
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Quoting reBooped: I wish you both much virtual happiness |
Oh but I only want the real stuff! I won't go for less than flesh and blood happiness! 
But thanks for the wishes anyway 
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 04:41 pm |
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Quoting reBooped: can this be true?....virtually spurned ....the end of a virtual love affair..before it had even virtually begun??
I am virtually devastated
You have toyed with my virtual affections until I am on the verge of virtual collapse ...oh woe, woe, and thrice woe... oh, oh, what the heck...I concede, Elisa is by far the worthiest choice ... I wish you both much virtual happiness (even though my virtual heart is virtually broken...snifffff )....How fickle virtual men are. |
Please, I beg you reBooped... don't try to destroy my relationship with Elisa. I am happy with her, and we will soon marry. Please... there is no need to be jealous of us!
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 04:47 pm |
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Quoting Elisa:
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be "our" - bed
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Awww! As of yet no-one, not even poets and writers, has been able to use the word "our" as beautifully as you have done. "Our bed"! How magic! I am thinking of its relatives - our happines, our life, our unity, our house, our motor yacht... Yet the one currently in question is "our marriage"!
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 04:50 pm |
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Quoting Elisa:
I only want the real stuff! |
I, too, only want the real stuff!
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 08:34 pm |
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Quoting Elisa: Quoting Quasimodo: P.S. Save this message till we marry. |
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be "our" - bed
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 09:33 pm |
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Quoting reBooped: Quoting Elisa: Quoting Quasimodo: P.S. Save this message till we marry. |
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be "our" - bed
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I know why you are getting angry with and jealous of her. You are getting angry with and jealous of her because she suddenly took me from you and thus I am now hers, not yours. No?
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 10:18 pm |
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Quoting Quasimodo: Quoting reBooped: Quoting Elisa: Quoting Quasimodo: P.S. Save this message till we marry. |
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be "our" - bed
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I know why you are getting angry with and jealous of her. You are getting angry with and jealous of her because she suddenly took me from you and thus I am now hers, not yours. No? |
Ahh dear, I hate these kind of situations, I really do. Shall we discuss the rest through PM's?
My mum has some questions about the dowry btw 
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 10:21 pm |
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Quoting Quasimodo: I, too, only want the real stuff! |
The more virtual I get, the more flesh and blood I want!
"PM" is the word here really
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 10:52 pm |
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Quoting reBooped: Quoting Elisa: Quoting Quasimodo: P.S. Save this message till we marry. |
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be 'our' - bed
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reBooped maybe you should put his name on that 'cheaters' web site that catwoman posted at another forum topic for cheating on you with another woman on the internet 
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24 Apr 2007 Tue 11:00 pm |
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Quoting Mina_TR: reBooped maybe you should put his name on that 'cheaters' web site |
He got kicked out of all those kind of sites, they just didn't have a clue where to begin to deal with him
But that's all in the past now though
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 12:27 am |
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How long can anyone string out a birthday!!
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 12:45 am |
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Quoting Quasimodo: Quoting reBooped: Quoting Elisa: Quoting Quasimodo: P.S. Save this message till we marry. |
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be "our" - bed
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I know why you are getting angry with and jealous of her. You are getting angry with and jealous of her because she suddenly took me from you and thus I am now hers, not yours. No? |
offf ya offffff 
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 12:45 am |
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Are you still at the birthday, libralady? Already promoted we to other fields (e.g. -reBooped's- intrigues), and a lot of water has passed under the bridge. Anyway, you, too, are our invited guest to our wedding ceremony on that bridge, under which a lot of water has passed, in Paris!
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 12:46 am |
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Quoting Mina_TR: Quoting reBooped: Quoting Elisa: Quoting Quasimodo: P.S. Save this message till we marry. |
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be 'our' - bed
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reBooped maybe you should put his name on that 'cheaters' web site that catwoman posted at another forum topic for cheating on you with another woman on the internet |
... I think his name may already be there
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 12:48 am |
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Quoting reBooped: Quoting Quasimodo: Quoting reBooped: Quoting Elisa: Quoting Quasimodo: P.S. Save this message till we marry. |
I put it in a golden frame and hung it above my - soon to be "our" - bed
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I know why you are getting angry with and jealous of her. You are getting angry with and jealous of her because she suddenly took me from you and thus I am now hers, not yours. No? |
offf ya offffff |
okay... okay... Peace sister!
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 12:51 am |
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quote Elisa.....Ahh dear, I hate these kind of situations, I really do..
It is not your fault Elisa - it is easy to be swayed by a knight full of charm and wit ....and anyway I don't look too good in white ...perhaps you would consider me as your bridesmaid?
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 03:23 am |
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Quoting Mina_TR: Quoting Quasimodo: Anyway, you, too, are our invited guest to our wedding ceremony on that bridge, under which a lot of water has passed, in Paris! |
Ohh can I come too??? I promise I won't laugh really! |
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 10:47 am |
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Quoting Quasimodo: Are you still at the birthday, libralady? Already promoted we to other fields (e.g. -reBooped's- intrigues), and a lot of water has passed under the bridge. Anyway, you, too, are our invited guest to our wedding ceremony on that bridge, under which a lot of water has passed, in Paris! |
An honour and privilege - I wait for the tickets in the post! Eurostar from Waterloo would be nice
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 04:26 pm |
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Quoting Quasimodo: Quoting reBooped: bridesmaid? |
You are killing me, reBooped!
Anyway, good night, my ex-! |
....I am virtually over you, sniffff ....'tis better to have virtually loved and lost...than never etc..
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 04:29 pm |
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Quoting libralady: How long can anyone string out a birthday!! |
in this virtual world things can last a lifetime
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 08:39 pm |
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Quoting reBooped: ....and anyway I don't look too good in white |
Well, Le Pont-Neuf will be covered with red roses and bathing in golden candle and street lamps light, so your little black dress will befit
Quoting reBooped: ....perhaps you would consider me as your bridesmaid? |
Hmm, what about being in charge of our guests wine supply? And don't forget yourself dear
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25 Apr 2007 Wed 09:28 pm |
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...Hmm, what about being in charge of our guests wine supply? And don't forget yourself dear ...
Whey Heyyy...now we're talking ~ Sherefe 
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