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blonde jokes !!!!! :))
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 11:54 pm |
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A BLONDE STRIKES BACK!
Q: What should you do if you see your Ramayan rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:00 am |
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HeHe Lyndie - us blondes must stick together! 
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:11 am |
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Quoting Lyndie: A BLONDE STRIKES BACK!
Q: What should you do if you see your Ramayan rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
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ouh my god.....i cant believe my eyes....hate....u hate me...
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:14 am |
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Never mess wıth a blonde canim! 
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:17 am |
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Quoting Chris123: HeHe Lyndie - us blondes must stick together! |
yes its time to be together.....here blondes.....
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:24 am |
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Quoting ramayan: Quoting Chris123: HeHe Lyndie - us blondes must stick together! |
yes its time to be together.....here blondes..... |
Q How many cheeky boys does ıt take to one blonde shopping?
A None because she has already jumped into her Mercedes and left them looking for the bus fare!  OLO
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:28 am |
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excellent response lyndie
ramayan nil blondes one
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:38 am |
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Quoting deli: excellent response lyndie
ramayan nil blondes one |
dont forget im the referee
hahaha
i decide
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:40 am |
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Offf using the turkish football rules of refereeing heh?
Red Card to Ramayan!
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