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blonde jokes !!!!! :))
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 11:54 pm |
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A BLONDE STRIKES BACK!
Q: What should you do if you see your Ramayan rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:00 am |
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HeHe Lyndie - us blondes must stick together! 
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:11 am |
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Quoting Lyndie: A BLONDE STRIKES BACK!
Q: What should you do if you see your Ramayan rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
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ouh my god.....i cant believe my eyes....hate....u hate me...
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:14 am |
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Never mess wıth a blonde canim! 
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:17 am |
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Quoting Chris123: HeHe Lyndie - us blondes must stick together! |
yes its time to be together.....here blondes.....
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:24 am |
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Quoting ramayan: Quoting Chris123: HeHe Lyndie - us blondes must stick together! |
yes its time to be together.....here blondes..... |
Q How many cheeky boys does ıt take to one blonde shopping?
A None because she has already jumped into her Mercedes and left them looking for the bus fare!  OLO
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:28 am |
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excellent response lyndie
ramayan nil blondes one
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:38 am |
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Quoting deli: excellent response lyndie
ramayan nil blondes one |
dont forget im the referee
hahaha
i decide
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:40 am |
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Offf using the turkish football rules of refereeing heh?
Red Card to Ramayan!
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:44 am |
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oh really ramayan i didnt think men could make decisions about anything so we decide who gets the points and at the moment we blondes are in the winning seat hey girls is that right or is that right
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:47 am |
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Quoting Lyndie: Offf using the turkish football rules of refereeing heh?
Red Card to Ramayan! |
yes im an unfair referee...but im referee....hahaha
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:51 am |
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Quoting deli: oh really ramayan i didnt think men could make decisions about anything so we decide who gets the points and at the moment we blondes are in the winning seat hey girls is that right or is that right |
we are having blonde moments here...hahahahaha
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:54 am |
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Canim benim you will never have a moment with a blonde yaaaaaa............
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:57 am |
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Quoting ramayan: Quoting deli: oh really ramayan i didnt think men could make decisions about anything so we decide who gets the points and at the moment we blondes are in the winning seat hey girls is that right or is that right |
we are having blonde moments here...hahahahaha |
bunin icin cok sari anlar olacak var ozur dilerim hakkinda turkcem hala biraz b*k ama calisiyorum
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 12:59 am |
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Quoting Lyndie: Canim benim you will never have a moment with a blonde yaaaaaa............ |
bcos they began to hate ....
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 01:01 am |
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CIK tatlı
Hayır! Are you enjoying yourself? Elbette
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 01:25 am |
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Quoting Lyndie: CIK tatlı
Hayır! Are you enjoying yourself? Elbette |
yes i enjoy...but blondes not....
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 01:27 am |
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Hey Lyndie - Good for you - as a fellow 'blonde' - loved hearing your come-backs, brilliant (I shall have fun using some myself, when I can be bothered to retaliate - I usually just smile it off - I've heard all of these blonde jokes soooo many times yaaawwnnnnn!n. Go Girl!! :  
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 04:19 pm |
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So Ramayan can remember them.
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 05:57 pm |
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Quoting Chris123: Why are blonde jokes so short?
So Ramayan can remember them.
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why i laughed so much at dis joke...
-to make u happy....ehiehiehi....
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 06:16 pm |
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ramayan...
u r hunting blondes,arent u? lol
they r like sazan...huh?
also
i like ur style.
takip ediyoruz yani bro.
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 06:20 pm |
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Quote: why i laughed so much at dis joke...
-to make u happy....ehiehiehi.... |
Hehehehehehe - unfortunately it would take more than your happiness to make ME happy
I think maybe you are intimidated by blondes Ramayan! That is YOUR problem, not OURS...!
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 06:55 pm |
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Quote: Quoting Chris123: why i laughed so much at dis joke...
-to make u happy....ehiehiehi.... |
Hehehehehehe - unfortunately it would take more than your happiness to make ME happy
I think maybe you are intimidated by blondes Ramayan! That is YOUR problem, not OURS...! |
yea...its my problem maybe...or der is no problem here...u make dis as a problem...so dis is ur problem...i never insult somebody...just to smile...cyaaaaaaaaa
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 07:37 pm |
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Quoting goner: ramayan...
u r hunting blondes,arent u? lol
they r like sazan...huh?
also
i like ur style.
takip ediyoruz yani bro. |
Yes we are just like sazan - everyone wants one, everyone knows they are in the lake, but it takes a lot of cunning, care and special knoweldge to hook one!
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 01:45 am |
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For Ramayan:
What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A man who told too many blonde jokes.
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 03:57 am |
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Quoting Chris123: For Ramayan:
What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A man who told too many blonde jokes.
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seni severim....seni sevenide severim....hadi eyvallah....find someone to translate dis...i got bored....
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