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Hindu gods summoned to the courtroom
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1.       elham
579 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 04:20 pm

A judge in India has summoned two Hindu gods, Ram and Hanuman, to help resolve a property dispute.

Judge Sunil Kumar Singh in the eastern state of Jharkhand has issued adverts in newspapers asking the gods to “appear before the court personally”.

The gods have been asked to appear before the court on Tuesday, after the judge said that letters addressed to them had gone unanswered.

Ram and Hanuman are among the most popular Indian Hindu gods.

Judge Singh presides in a “fast track” court—designed to resolve disputes quickly—in the city of Dhanbad.

The dispute is now 20 years old and revolves around the ownership of a 1.4 acre plot of land housing two temples.

The deities of Ram and Hanuman, the monkey god, are worshipped at the two temples on the land.

Temple priest Manmohan Pathak claims the land belongs to him. Locals say it belongs to the two deities.

The two sides first went to court in 1987.

A few years ago, the dispute was settled in favour of the locals. Then Mr Pathak challenged the verdict in a fast track court.

Gift

Judge Singh sent out two notices to the deities, but they were returned as the addresses were found to be “incomplete”.

This prompted him to put out adverts in local newspapers summoning the gods.

“You failed to appear in court despite notices sent by a peon and later through registered post. You are herby directed to appear before the court personally”, Judge Singh’s notice said.

The two Hindu gods have been summoned as the defence claimed that they were owners of the disputed land.

“Since the land has been donated to the gods, it is necessary to make them a party to the case,” local lawyer Bijan Rawani said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7132124.stm
http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2007/12/hindu_gods_get.php

so clever Judge
the funny in it , when Judge Singh has sent two post to the gods ,mail center says that the title "incomplete"

2.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 04:54 pm

the judge is actually is not very clever, he didnt know that i didnt hear of case.
i would answer the adverts sending a message through my lawyers with apologies for being absent due to the very busy profession of mine as a god, therefore i cede my competence to my personal lawyer. and the business is done, the land is mine.

as for the post workers, they possibly had these eyes
and they did the right thing: incomplete address.

it reminds me the letter to santa claus.



and where did you get this news from, elham?

3.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 06:18 pm

Its rather sweet really
To me, it is no more absurd than any other religion. They are not harming anyone or threatening to cut off people's heads....

4.       elham
579 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 10:36 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:



and where did you get this news from, elham?


WWW.antiantiall.com
lol lol lol

5.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 11:05 pm

Quoting elham:

Quoting femme_fatal:



and where did you get this news from, elham?


WWW.antiantiall.com
lol lol lol


:-S im serious

6.       elham
579 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 11:18 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

Quoting elham:

Quoting femme_fatal:



and where did you get this news from, elham?


WWW.antiantiall.com
lol lol lol


:-S im serious


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7132124.stm

7.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 09 Dec 2007 Sun 11:57 pm

thanks, elham, for the source.

8.       catwoman
8933 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 09:50 am

Allah, allah... femme actually CAN be nice sometimes! Maybe because she had some coke today?

9.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 11:37 am

Quoting catwoman:

Allah, allah... femme actually CAN be nice sometimes! Maybe because she had some coke today?



Femme is not "nice" just because she speaks her mind? The people who are "not nice" are the so called-tolerant ones who are so politically correct in their posts and then send PMs with the most disgusting, insulting and vulgar language you are likely to hear!

Long live speaking your mind - it appears to be far healthier than some of you sickos!!!

(ahhhhhhh I feel better for that!)

10.       catwoman
8933 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 11:50 am

Quoting AEnigma III:

Long live speaking your mind - it appears to be far healthier than some of you sickos!!!

(ahhhhhhh I feel better for that!)


Is AenigmaX 'n AlphaX the same guy?

11.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 11:56 am

Quoting catwoman:

Is AenigmaX 'n AlphaX the same guy?



12.       elham
579 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 01:05 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Allah, allah... femme actually CAN be nice sometimes! Maybe because she had some coke today?


you can say that :love after hostility

13.       catwoman
8933 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 05:32 pm

Quoting elham:

Quoting catwoman:

Allah, allah... femme actually CAN be nice sometimes! Maybe because she had some coke today?


you can say that :love after hostility


So that you appreciate it better!

14.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 07:58 pm

im actually sooooooo kind hearted, i often avoid offending people. but i prefer offending to ignoring!

15.       elham
579 posts
 10 Dec 2007 Mon 08:59 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

im actually sooooooo kind hearted, i often avoid offending people. but i prefer offending to ignoring!


16.       catwoman
8933 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 04:58 am

Quoting femme_fatal:

im actually sooooooo kind hearted, i often avoid offending people. but i prefer offending to ignoring!


and christianity is a religion of peace... or at least that's what they say

17.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 07:56 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting femme_fatal:

im actually sooooooo kind hearted, i often avoid offending people. but i prefer offending to ignoring!


and christianity is a religion of peace... or at least that's what they say


they say? who they? chrsitians say so?

if you take the NT there you cant find a single word ordering a war, taking slaves, conquring or invading other countries.
it also doesnt talk about sex. theres no a word about beheading non-christians etc etc.
and it doesnt offer a paradise for men full of virgins and beautiful slave boys.

unless i misunderstood your meaning of peace.


i actually planned not to quote catwoman for a while as my revenge for deleting my holy posts.
but im toooooooooo kind hearted!

18.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 08:00 pm

lol lol lol lol

19.       catwoman
8933 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 08:04 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

i actually planned not to quote catwoman for a while as my revenge for deleting my holy posts.
but im toooooooooo kind hearted!


Hmmm... maybe you should take 28 days off instead? lol lol lol

20.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 08:06 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting femme_fatal:

i actually planned not to quote catwoman for a while as my revenge for deleting my holy posts.
but im toooooooooo kind hearted!


Hmmm... maybe you should take 28 days off instead? lol lol lol


why less than qdemir?
dont i deserve more days off?
thats not fair! :-S

21.       catwoman
8933 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 08:09 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

why less than qdemir?
dont i deserve more days off?
thats not fair! :-S


Because you're a woman! You can't handle harsher self-mutilation!

22.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 08:45 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting femme_fatal:

why less than qdemir?
dont i deserve more days off?
thats not fair! :-S


Because you're a woman! You can't handle harsher self-mutilation!


well, i prefer to be a man :-S

23.       catwoman
8933 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 08:46 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

well, i prefer to be a man :-S


So does the rest of the world and the rest of the world is well ahead of you, honey!

24.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 08:49 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting femme_fatal:

well, i prefer to be a man :-S


So does the rest of the world and the rest of the world is well ahead of you, honey!


can you translate this into a normal language? i have a problem with a turkish philosophy, you know.

25.       catwoman
8933 posts
 11 Dec 2007 Tue 08:53 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

can you translate this into a normal language? i have a problem with a turkish philosophy, you know.


How did I know you would! In Boratstan they only teach Russian?

26.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 13 Dec 2007 Thu 08:28 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting femme_fatal:

can you translate this into a normal language? i have a problem with a turkish philosophy, you know.


How did I know you would! In Boratstan they only teach Russian?


that should be enough for a half brain like me.
they must be teaching everything in USA ? including turkish philosophy lol

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