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How many 5 year olds could you fight?
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1.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:21 am

My score is 22. There were four of us in the office today and we calculated we could take on 89

(I will sit back and wait for complaints) lol
Iyi geceler

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

2.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:33 am

Mine is 13.... I'd like to see how they calculate that!!!

3.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:35 am

Quoting catwoman:

Mine is 13.... I'd like to see how they calculate that!!!



I think my plus points were that I am tall and I once got trampled at a rock concert!! I seriously doubt I could take on 22 if my nephews and nieces are anything to go by

4.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:38 am

...Cat maybe you felt it was morally wrong to pick one up and use it as a weapon against the others? That would have scored you low lol

5.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:40 am

24. karate and curly hair
iyi geceler...

6.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:41 am

Quoting portokal:

24. karate and curly hair
iyi geceler...



Big respect

7.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:43 am

Quoting AEnigma III:

...Cat maybe you felt it was morally wrong to pick one up and use it as a weapon against the others? That would have scored you low lol


Hmm... ok, then I don't feel bad about scoring low! That explains it! lol

8.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:45 am

Quoting catwoman:

Hmm... ok, then I don't feel bad about scoring low! That explains it! lol



Offfffff I thought you had balls

9.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:52 am

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting catwoman:

Hmm... ok, then I don't feel bad about scoring low! That explains it! lol



Offfffff I thought you had balls


Actually, I don't.... shhhhhh (don't tell Alpha)

10.       SuiGeneris
3922 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 02:06 am

Quoting portokal:

24. karate and curly hair
iyi geceler...



wow! mine is 22!

Cat! i think you would have started running as you see that 13 kids together coming towards you! hahaha

11.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 02:12 am

Quoting SuiGeneris:

wow! mine is 22!

Cat! i think you would have started running as you see that 13 kids together coming towards you! hahaha


No, I can handle 13. But if there were 14 running towards me, looking angry, I'd be peeing my pants and praying that "we could talk about it..." lol

12.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 02:14 am

It seems I can handle only 12..
And I am quite proud of it

13.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 02:17 am

Quoting thehandsom:

It seems I can handle only 12..
And I am quite proud of it


Did you also think that it's immoral to throw a kid at other kids as a weapon?

14.       alameda
3499 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 02:19 am

26, but I'm from New York City and have actually had to defend myself against a Wilding Pack....and I won...and I did not use any 5 year olds as missiles...

15.       lalisia
0 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 03:08 am

I could take 23 of them..but that is probably just because I'm immoral girl

16.       lalisia
0 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 03:28 am

I like this one:How much is your dead body worth?

$4575!!!!
"Doesn't that make you feel great?"
yea sure...my cigarettes destroyed me!!!

17.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 03:44 am

I can take 19 of the little cretins!!!

18.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 03:50 am

Quoting girleegirl:

I can take 19 of the little cretins!!!


You immoral girl!

19.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 03:52 am

My dead body is only worth $3940????
I demand a recount!!!


I wonder if the elephantitis lowered my value???

20.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 04:57 am

Ok, these are my scores....

There is a 53% chance your brain matter contains grade-A synesthesia! Your brain is 53% wired for creativity! :-S

I am 44% Addicted to Coffee!

And... the most embarrassing... I passed 8th grade Science with D-, 61% You Passed with a Below Average Score.

21.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 05:26 am

Dammit cat....I thought you were supposed to be the smart one in this class! I am never sitting next to you and peeking at your work again!! I got 61% too!!!

22.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 05:32 am

Quoting girleegirl:

Dammit cat....I thought you were supposed to be the smart one in this class! I am never sitting next to you and peeking at your work again!! I got 61% too!!!


lol lol lol lol lol

Good for you! I hope that taught you not to cheat again! lol (just so you know - the second time I took the test - as soon as you stopped peeking at my notes - i got an A+ lol )

23.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 05:40 am

Quoting catwoman:


Good for you! I hope that taught you not to cheat again! lol (just so you know - the second time I took the test - as soon as you stopped peeking at my notes - i got an A+ lol )


Ummm...no...it just taught me to sit by someone smarter!

24.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 06:12 am

Quoting girleegirl:

Ummm...no...it just taught me to sit by someone smarter!


Allah allah, now I see how alpha feels about people not getting the message... lol

25.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 06:14 am

26.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:15 am

Quoting alameda:

26, but I'm from New York City and have actually had to defend myself against a Wilding Pack....and I won...and I did not use any 5 year olds as missiles...



Hahahaha! This is great! Alameda you sure can kick ass! lol lol lol

27.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 12:32 pm

I can handle 16! And in case it goes wrong, you can pick me up at the mortuarium for $3815!

28.       azade
1606 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 01:00 pm

18 kids...obviously I'm too small to be able to cause a real havoc but at least if I should be attacked in a kindergarten someone will be able to collect sweet $4940 on my remains

29.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 03:06 pm

Quoting azade:

sweet $4940



I bet you dont drink, smoke and have a good nutritioned diet I think these are what made my worth go down

30.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 03:41 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting portokal:

24. karate and curly hair
iyi geceler...



Big respect



problem yok.

31.       libralady
5152 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 04:04 pm

My score is 24 but then I have had children and have no compunction in beating the odd one or five lol

32.       libralady
5152 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 04:10 pm

And I am worth $4225 dead! Strange they don't ask your shoe size :-S they ask everything else! I was a little upset when I put my age in and the marker hardly moved

33.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 04:12 pm

I am worth $3825.
I still dont believe I am the softy here..Something is not right

34.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 04:36 pm

Quoting catwoman:

I passed 8th grade Science with D-, 61% You Passed with a Below Average



Well.. This is what I got and I was pleasantly surprized


57% You Failed!

35.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 04:46 pm

I am a little ashamed....mine was 26. Too bad Alpha's not a 5 year old....put up your dukes, Alpha!!

36.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 05:29 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

I am a little ashamed....mine was 26. Too bad Alpha's not a 5 year old....put up your dukes, Alpha!!



37.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 05:32 pm

My dead body... 5375 USD.

38.       azade
1606 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 06:31 pm

Quoting Deli_kizin:

Quoting azade:

sweet $4940



I bet you dont drink, smoke and have a good nutritioned diet I think these are what made my worth go down



Yes maybe what you don't allow yourself in life will not benefit you but people selling bodies instead Now there's a strange sentence...
I don't have a good diet though..for a couple of weeks after christmas I lived off nothing much but chips But somehow long hair seems to get some nice cash. Is that because it's sold as hair extensions? Okay this is pretty morbid alltogether

39.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 06:32 pm

Mine is worth $4475...but I think it would be higher if they knew I could beat up 26 - 5 year olds!!

40.       azade
1606 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 06:33 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Ok, these are my scores....

There is a 53% chance your brain matter contains grade-A synesthesia! Your brain is 53% wired for creativity! :-S

I am 44% Addicted to Coffee!

And... the most embarrassing... I passed 8th grade Science with D-, 61% You Passed with a Below Average Score.



Which tests are those with coffee and creativity? This is fun

I got B/84% on the science test but then again I always enjoyed learning about all kinds of random things

41.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 06:37 pm

my body is worth $4675! .. now to see how many sniffling rug rats I can handle!! hahaha

42.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 06:40 pm

something must be wrong .. I can only handle 23 snifflin rug rats .. I am going for a do over!!
lol lol lol in the do over I can take on 33 of them. I am a totally immoral bed ameriken!
76% of survival in a zombie attack!!
I can only name 35 countries in 5 mins ..

43.       azade
1606 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 06:54 pm

haha only 52% chance of survival in case of zombie apocalypse, 44% geek and I'm also (luckily) just 27% effective as a human shield This is addictive

44.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 07:28 pm

More quizzes.....

http://www.youthink.com/quiz.cfm?filter=Latest&&page=1

45.       catwoman
8933 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 07:31 pm

Quoting Deli_kizin:

Quoting catwoman:

I passed 8th grade Science with D-, 61% You Passed with a Below Average



Well.. This is what I got and I was pleasantly surprized


57% You Failed!


Ohhhhh....poor you

46.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 07:46 pm

Quoting azade:

haha only 52% chance of survival in case of zombie apocalypse, 44% geek and I'm also (luckily) just 27% effective as a human shield This is addictive

heh .. don't know if this is good or bad .. but I'm 62% effective as a human shield .. 57% geek .. interesting considering my chosen career.. lol lol lol

47.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 07:47 pm

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting azade:

haha only 52% chance of survival in case of zombie apocalypse, 44% geek and I'm also (luckily) just 27% effective as a human shield This is addictive

heh .. don't know if this is good or bad .. but I'm 62% effective as a human shield ..



You will come in handy if there is ever a TC drive by shooting!

48.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 08:01 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting azade:

haha only 52% chance of survival in case of zombie apocalypse, 44% geek and I'm also (luckily) just 27% effective as a human shield This is addictive

heh .. don't know if this is good or bad .. but I'm 62% effective as a human shield ..



You will come in handy if there is ever a TC drive by shooting!


lol I wondered how long it would take someone to pick up on it .. lol lol lol great work!!!

49.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 08:09 pm

how can I be a human shield but only a shih tzu breed of dog I at least thought I was a german shepherd .. offfffffffff

50.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:10 pm

well... at science test...
told me i am ok, nice gaze for the monitor, but i should definetly learn english better so that i will be able to speak more veloquently

51.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:15 pm

Quoting Leelu:

how can I be a human shield but only a shih tzu breed of dog I at least thought I was a german shepherd .. offfffffffff



I am a Komandor....what the hell? Never heard of that type of dog before today! I think I answered the "are you strange" question wrong!

52.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:17 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting Leelu:

how can I be a human shield but only a shih tzu breed of dog I at least thought I was a german shepherd .. offfffffffff



I am a Komandor....what the hell? Never heard of that type of dog before today! I think I answered the "are you strange" question wrong!



oh, there are great dogs and sheperders.
i am a shih tzu also... allahim yaaaa... and i thought i was rainbow..

53.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:19 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting Leelu:

how can I be a human shield but only a shih tzu breed of dog I at least thought I was a german shepherd .. offfffffffff



I am a Komandor....what the hell? Never heard of that type of dog before today! I think I answered the "are you strange" question wrong!


Komondor
maaaaaaaaaaaan .. you are hairier than thehandsom!! lol lol lol

54.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:23 pm

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting Leelu:

how can I be a human shield but only a shih tzu breed of dog I at least thought I was a german shepherd .. offfffffffff



I am a Komandor....what the hell? Never heard of that type of dog before today! I think I answered the "are you strange" question wrong!


Komondor
maaaaaaaaaaaan .. you are hairier than thehandsom!! lol lol lol



I keep it shaved!

hahaha...I thought portokol said I was a sheep herder....I look more like a Jamaican!

55.       Leelu
1746 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:24 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting Leelu:

how can I be a human shield but only a shih tzu breed of dog I at least thought I was a german shepherd .. offfffffffff



I am a Komandor....what the hell? Never heard of that type of dog before today! I think I answered the "are you strange" question wrong!


Komondor
maaaaaaaaaaaan .. you are hairier than thehandsom!! lol lol lol



I keep it shaved!

hahaha...I thought portokol said I was a sheep herder....I look more like a Jamaican!

like it says .. keep your hair in dreds!! lol lol lol lol

56.       portokal
2516 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:29 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting Leelu:

how can I be a human shield but only a shih tzu breed of dog I at least thought I was a german shepherd .. offfffffffff



I am a Komandor....what the hell? Never heard of that type of dog before today! I think I answered the "are you strange" question wrong!


Komondor
maaaaaaaaaaaan .. you are hairier than thehandsom!! lol lol lol



I keep it shaved!

hahaha...I thought portokol said I was a sheep herder....I look more like a Jamaican!


portokal and komondor, nat portokol ond comander. lol

57.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jan 2008 Thu 09:37 pm

58.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 25 Jan 2008 Fri 03:54 am

I have a 69% chance of surviving a zombie attack!!
I think my score was really helped when I said I would push alfie into the zombies and run like hell to save myself!

59.       Leelu
1746 posts
 25 Jan 2008 Fri 08:33 pm

I passed 8th grade science with 88% B+

60.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 25 Jan 2008 Fri 11:14 pm

Quoting Leelu:

I passed 8th grade science with 88% B+


Ummmmm lulubelle...is that seat taken next to you?

61.       peacetrain
1905 posts
 26 Jan 2008 Sat 01:59 am

I encounter 25 five year olds on a daily basis and find advance planning and tactical strategy to be far more valuable than sheer brawn. Have any of you ever been a victim of the planning and tactical strategies of 25 five year olds? ouch

62.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 26 Jan 2008 Sat 02:28 am

Quoting peace train:

I encounter 25 five year olds on a daily basis and find advance planning and tactical strategy to be far more valuable than sheer brawn. Have any of you ever been a victim of the planning and tactical strategies of 25 five year olds? ouch



OMG!!! I was right then

So...teacher? Brownie Guide leader? Definitely a job where you spend a lot of time getting used to the fact that you are the "wise sage" (sadly only amongst 5 year olds) lol lol lol

63.       peacetrain
1905 posts
 26 Jan 2008 Sat 02:55 am

Quote:



So...teacher? Brownie Guide leader?




SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

64.       Leelu
1746 posts
 26 Jan 2008 Sat 08:01 am

Quoting girleegirl:

Quoting Leelu:

I passed 8th grade science with 88% B+


Ummmmm lulubelle...is that seat taken next to you?

you aint gonna look at my test answers are you?

65.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 26 Jan 2008 Sat 08:17 am

Noooooooooo....what on earth would give you that idea???

66.       Leelu
1746 posts
 26 Jan 2008 Sat 08:26 am

Quoting girleegirl:

Noooooooooo....what on earth would give you that idea???

then c'mooooooooon and sit beside me!! lol lol lol

67.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 26 Jan 2008 Sat 08:44 am

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting girleegirl:

Noooooooooo....what on earth would give you that idea???

then c'mooooooooon and sit beside me!! lol lol lol








68.       Leelu
1746 posts
 27 Jan 2008 Sun 12:17 am

Quoting girleegirl:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting girleegirl:

Noooooooooo....what on earth would give you that idea???

then c'mooooooooon and sit beside me!! lol lol lol









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