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Lets smile a bit:)
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27 Jan 2008 Sun 04:29 am |
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New hair product uses bull semen!!
I know..It is an old news..I first saw it a year ago in a turkish forum site I used to go.
The article from metro
But it is amusing.
'It really works. The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell. It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick.'
Mr Salem has no shortage of customers. 'It will be an ongoing treatment as long as the bulls perform,' he pledged.
I know..It is nothing to do with Turkey (not yet)..But it can be. if I decide to go there for hair treatment..
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27 Jan 2008 Sun 01:24 pm |
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See..I am not alone
Yu Zhenhuan
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27 Jan 2008 Sun 01:27 pm |
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I think Cameron Diaz was the first to discover it 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 01:16 am |
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 01:18 am |
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i laugh. but a certain amount of genuine stupidity always makes me laugh. i keep thinking how this ideas can ever come into minds.
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 03:18 am |
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Here's sth funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4x-VW_rCSE
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 07:48 am |
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Oh my god! The resemblance is UNCANNY!!! Is this your long-lost twin??? 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 09:00 am |
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Quoting geniuda:
Ewww I'd rather hug my teddy bear |
I'd rather hug a starving grizzly bear!! 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 09:15 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: I'd rather hug a starving grizzly bear!! |
Hahahahah, cracked me up!!! 
I think I'd pick this guy over a starving bear though... 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 09:30 am |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....I thought geniuda was talking about handsom!!!! 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 09:34 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....I thought geniuda was talking about handsom!!!! |
Hahahaha... let's cover this post so that handsom can't see it when he comes back.
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 09:48 am |
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Quoting catwoman:
Hahahaha... let's cover this post so that handsom can't see it when he comes back. |
Hmmm...well....your the mod...quick......DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 09:50 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: Hmmm...well....your the mod...quick......DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Hahaha, you wish! I want to see handsom's reaction first 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 10:06 am |
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Are you serious? Handsom is 100% hairy? Even his eyelids and forehead?
Some time ago I read a story about some Turkish family who was quadrapedal - not bipedal like the rest of us... could handsom be related to them? :-S
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 10:06 am |
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Grrrrrrrrrrr!! You quoted me so I can't go in and modify my post!!
Ummm handsom...dear...well see....uuhhh......catwoman MADE me say these things!!! She threatend to make me read peace trains posts over and over so CLEARLY I had no choice!!!!!! You know I think you are very handsom (minus the E).
Yeah, yeah...that's what happened....
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 10:12 am |
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Quoting catwoman:
I only said re-read the last post of peace train |
You see handsom.....cruel and unusual punishment! No one could be expected to withstand such torture!!
I'm sure you can see my plight.
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 10:16 am |
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Offfffff....you and cat are ganging up on me!
Wait....Is this a new gang? Can I join? It seems CGG has disbanded!! 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 10:25 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: Offfffff....you and cat are ganging up on me!
Wait....Is this a new gang? Can I join? It seems CGG has disbanded!! |
actually handsom is the leader of our gang... so ask him
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 10:28 am |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl: Offfffff....you and cat are ganging up on me!
Wait....Is this a new gang? Can I join? It seems CGG has disbanded!! |
actually handsom is the leader of our gang... so ask him |
we cant let you join it without his prior authorization  
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 10:43 am |
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Quoting portokal:
i laugh. but a certain amount of genuine stupidity always makes me laugh. i keep thinking how this ideas can ever come into minds. |
then again, what world are we living in?
in these days we have tamagucis and praying dolls. no time for love? no time for faith?
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 12:11 pm |
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seems he needs to learn something about waxing,anyones willing to help him?
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 12:16 pm |
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well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...))))
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 12:28 pm |
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Quoting portokal: well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...)))) |
what is mousee? is it something like chemical to remove the hair from ur body?
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 12:34 pm |
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Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...)))) |
what is mousee? is it something like chemical to remove the hair from ur body? |
mousse , a sort of hair fixative.
so you think he needs epilating?
(laughing as laughing... that guy sure does not look very happy.)
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 12:45 pm |
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Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...)))) |
what is mousee? is it something like chemical to remove the hair from ur body? |
mousse , a sort of hair fixative.
so you think he needs epilating?
(laughing as laughing... that guy sure does not look very happy.)
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dont u think so? oh maybe u like hairy guys 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 12:59 pm |
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Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...)))) |
what is mousee? is it something like chemical to remove the hair from ur body? |
mousse , a sort of hair fixative.
so you think he needs epilating?
(laughing as laughing... that guy sure does not look very happy.)
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dont u think so? oh maybe u like hairy guys |
hmm... little hair never harmed anyone... )))
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 03:57 pm |
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Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...)))) |
what is mousee? is it something like chemical to remove the hair from ur body? |
mousse , a sort of hair fixative.
so you think he needs epilating?
(laughing as laughing... that guy sure does not look very happy.)
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dont u think so? oh maybe u like hairy guys |
hmm... little hair never harmed anyone... ))) |
but also never charmed at least for me
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 04:08 pm |
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Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...)))) |
what is mousee? is it something like chemical to remove the hair from ur body? |
mousse , a sort of hair fixative.
so you think he needs epilating?
(laughing as laughing... that guy sure does not look very happy.)
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dont u think so? oh maybe u like hairy guys |
hmm... little hair never harmed anyone... ))) |
but also never charmed at least for me |
indeed long hairs on arms do rather harms then charms. 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 05:02 pm |
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Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...)))) |
what is mousee? is it something like chemical to remove the hair from ur body? |
mousse , a sort of hair fixative.
so you think he needs epilating?
(laughing as laughing... that guy sure does not look very happy.)
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dont u think so? oh maybe u like hairy guys |
hmm... little hair never harmed anyone... ))) |
but also never charmed at least for me |
indeed long hairs on arms do rather harms then charms. |
too much informations 
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 05:06 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting catwoman:
I only said re-read the last post of peace train |
You see handsom.....cruel and unusual punishment! No one could be expected to withstand such torture!!
I'm sure you can see my plight. |
I can totally see your plight GG.. Nobody could withstand such torture..
My heart is with you
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 05:09 pm |
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Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: Quoting turquoise: Quoting portokal: well... using some mousee after bathing and while drying with hair-dryer could also obtain nice results...)))) |
what is mousee? is it something like chemical to remove the hair from ur body? |
mousse , a sort of hair fixative.
so you think he needs epilating?
(laughing as laughing... that guy sure does not look very happy.)
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dont u think so? oh maybe u like hairy guys |
hmm... little hair never harmed anyone... ))) |
but also never charmed at least for me |
indeed long hairs on arms do rather harms then charms. |
too much informations |
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 05:09 pm |
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Quoting geniuda: Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl: Offfffff....you and cat are ganging up on me!
Wait....Is this a new gang? Can I join? It seems CGG has disbanded!! |
actually handsom is the leader of our gang... so ask him |
we cant let you join it without his prior authorization |
I did not know I was the leader of a gang :-S
But ..sure..all 'female members' opposing to 'male members' are welcome
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 05:13 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Quoting geniuda: Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl: Offfffff....you and cat are ganging up on me!
Wait....Is this a new gang? Can I join? It seems CGG has disbanded!! |
actually handsom is the leader of our gang... so ask him |
we cant let you join it without his prior authorization |
I did not know I was the leader of a gang :-S
But ..sure..all 'female members' opposing to 'male members' are welcome |
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 05:14 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Are you serious? Handsom is 100% hairy? Even his eyelids and forehead?
Some time ago I read a story about some Turkish family who was quadrapedal - not bipedal like the rest of us... could handsom be related to them? :-S |
Just for the record: I am 96.5 % hairy only..and my eyelids and forehead are not hairy at all..
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28 Jan 2008 Mon 05:15 pm |
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the worst english speaker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWcjbABKsDI
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 01:48 am |
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Quoting thehandsom: Quoting girleegirl: Quoting catwoman:
I only said re-read the last post of peace train |
You see handsom.....cruel and unusual punishment! No one could be expected to withstand such torture!!
I'm sure you can see my plight. |
I can totally see your plight GG.. Nobody could withstand such torture..
My heart is with you |
I KNEW you would understand!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 
Now...about your gang....it is with great disappointment that I withdraw my request for memebership. I can't be associated with a gang that will just let EVERY woman in! For god's sake man...be a little pickier in your selection process!! 
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 03:54 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: I can't be associated with a gang that will just let EVERY woman in! For god's sake man...be a little pickier in your selection process!! |
I've been trying to tell him that the whole time! I'm also leaving the gang...
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 07:15 am |
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Quoting catwoman:
I've been trying to tell him that the whole time! I'm also leaving the gang... |
Wellllll.....we could start our own...."the late night wrecking crew"!
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 10:28 am |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RkYWb6K-oY
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 02:30 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl: I can't be associated with a gang that will just let EVERY woman in! For god's sake man...be a little pickier in your selection process!! |
I've been trying to tell him that the whole time! I'm also leaving the gang... |
ok ok.. wait!!..
I am changing the rules then:
anybody who can comply with the rule 1 or rule 2 can be a member.
rule 1: names starting with 'girle' and finishing with 'girl'
rule 2: names starting with 'cat' and finishing with 'woman'
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 02:53 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: ok ok.. wait!!..
I am changing the rules then:
anybody who can comply with the rule 1 or rule 2 can be a member.
rule 1: names starting with 'girle' and finishing with 'girl'
rule 2: names starting with 'cat' and finishing with 'woman' |
We also want all names starting with AE, ending with nigmaIII, starting with Deli, ending with kizin, starting with femme ending with fatal, starting with Eli, ending with sabeth!!! (I also reserve the right to add some more when I think of them...)
Also 95% of the profits from all our fights are MINE.
Let me know....
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 03:01 pm |
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Can you post a poster up in the boroughs your gang rules so regular folk know where to carry protection with them?
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 03:12 pm |
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Quoting azade: Can you post a poster up in the boroughs your gang rules so regular folk know where to carry protection with them? |
Not yet canim... we are still in the process of finalizing our gang rules. But good idea! I'll let the boss know
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 06:32 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl: I can't be associated with a gang that will just let EVERY woman in! For god's sake man...be a little pickier in your selection process!! |
I've been trying to tell him that the whole time! I'm also leaving the gang... |
ok ok.. wait!!..
I am changing the rules then:
anybody who can comply with the rule 1 or rule 2 can be a member.
rule 1: names starting with 'girle' and finishing with 'girl'
rule 2: names starting with 'cat' and finishing with 'woman' |
here i am
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 10:38 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting thehandsom: ok ok.. wait!!..
I am changing the rules then:
anybody who can comply with the rule 1 or rule 2 can be a member.
rule 1: names starting with 'girle' and finishing with 'girl'
rule 2: names starting with 'cat' and finishing with 'woman' |
We also want all names starting with AE, ending with nigmaIII, starting with Deli, ending with kizin, starting with femme ending with fatal, starting with Eli, ending with sabeth!!! (I also reserve the right to add some more when I think of them...)
Also 95% of the profits from all our fights are MINE.
Let me know.... |
Nice try handsom but it looks as though your days of gang leadership are numbered. We seem to have formed a new gang of incredibly strong women...some of whom are former CGG and still have an affinity for WAX!!! 
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 10:40 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting catwoman: Quoting thehandsom: ok ok.. wait!!..
I am changing the rules then:
anybody who can comply with the rule 1 or rule 2 can be a member.
rule 1: names starting with 'girle' and finishing with 'girl'
rule 2: names starting with 'cat' and finishing with 'woman' |
We also want all names starting with AE, ending with nigmaIII, starting with Deli, ending with kizin, starting with femme ending with fatal, starting with Eli, ending with sabeth!!! (I also reserve the right to add some more when I think of them...)
Also 95% of the profits from all our fights are MINE.
Let me know.... |
Nice try handsom but it looks as though your days of gang leadership are numbered. We seem to have formed a new gang of incredibly strong women...some of whom are former CGG and still have an affinity for WAX!!! |
I was thinking the same actually..
Look at catwoman's list..It is not the way you speak to your leader..is it? It is like dictating something..hmmm..
I am considering my position right now..
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 10:42 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: I was thinking the same actually..
Look at catwoman's list..It is not the way you speak to your leader..is it? It is like dictating something..hmmm..
I am considering my position right now..
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Cataturk?
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 10:47 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom:
I am considering my position right now..
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Might I suggest you position yourself with your back to the wall and your eyes on your escape route?
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 10:48 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting thehandsom:
I am considering my position right now..
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Might I suggest you position yourself with your back to the wall and your eyes on your escape route? |
But not a wall with flock wallpaper - hairs will stick to it
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 10:56 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting thehandsom:
I am considering my position right now..
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Might I suggest you position yourself with your back to the wall and your eyes on your escape route? |
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 11:07 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Quoting girleegirl: Quoting thehandsom:
I am considering my position right now..
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Might I suggest you position yourself with your back to the wall and your eyes on your escape route? |
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Hey, I gave you fair warning!!
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29 Jan 2008 Tue 11:11 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Cataturk? |
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30 Jan 2008 Wed 02:48 pm |
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Regarding the gang:
Right...new announcement:
I am delegating all my duties to catwoman due to health reasons.
I will stay as honorary member.
And a small amendment to the rules:
nobody touches the honorary member's hair. (and this rule cant be changed under any circumstances)
And affinity for WAX will be discouraged.
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30 Jan 2008 Wed 03:34 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: And affinity for WAX will be discouraged. |
First, I felt very happy to be named amongst those who will take place in the gang of powerful women. Though I have never belonged to CGG, I do have an affinity for WAX and am very sorry to hear that it will be discouraged just now that I have gotten myself into my first gang!
I wish for this rule to be changed, let it apply only to male members, otherwise I shall withdraw my membership
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30 Jan 2008 Wed 03:54 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting thehandsom: And affinity for WAX will be discouraged. |
First, I felt very happy to be named amongst those who will take place in the gang of powerful women. Though I have never belonged to CGG, I do have an affinity for WAX and am very sorry to hear that it will be discouraged just now that I have gotten myself into my first gang!
I wish for this rule to be changed, let it apply only to male members, otherwise I shall withdraw my membership |
Ok ok (geezz)
And affinity for WAX will be not discouraged. However, it will not be allowed to go beyond self-waxing..
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30 Jan 2008 Wed 03:59 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: beyond self-waxing..
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And what is that supposed to mean?
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30 Jan 2008 Wed 04:03 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting thehandsom: beyond self-waxing..
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And what is that supposed to mean? |
Well...
I am just trying to protect the honorary member's hair..(bad memories from the past )
That is all.
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30 Jan 2008 Wed 04:32 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Well...
I am just trying to protect the honorary member's hair..(bad memories from the past )
That is all. |
Ohh ok I think we can accept that.. Can we
I was starting to get worried you did not want anyone to get the waxing done by someone else . Im a very fond discourager of self-waxing!
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30 Jan 2008 Wed 10:02 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Regarding the gang:
Right...new announcement:
I am delegating all my duties to catwoman due to health reasons.
I will stay as honorary member.
And a small amendment to the rules:
nobody touches the honorary member's hair. (and this rule cant be changed under any circumstances)
And affinity for WAX will be discouraged. |
Ok wait just a minute here!! You can't step aside...we quit and formed our own gang. That means you have no power to propose amendments. The best you can do is grovel at our feet, get us diet cokes, and pray for a shortage in the wax market!
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30 Jan 2008 Wed 10:05 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Ok wait just a minute here!! You can't step aside...we quit and formed our own gang. That means you have no power to propose amendments. The best you can do is grovel at our feet, get us diet cokes, and pray for a shortage in the wax market! |
we don't like hairy men, when we see them, we catch them, sedate them and wax them... this way we're trying to speed up the evolution...
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