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120.       lady in red
6947 posts
 30 Jul 2008 Wed 04:07 pm

Quoting Daydreamer:

Today´s discussion reminded me of that (now, why would a men give it all up? )

HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE
Home Economics High School Text Book, 1954



Damn! So that´s where I´ve been going wrong all these years! If only I´d had this book.......

121.       Trudy
7887 posts
 30 Jul 2008 Wed 04:07 pm

Quoting lady in red:

Quoting Trudy:

Only the 8th word of the second part I can´t read (uesdnatnrd). What does it say?



It says ´understand´!



Sorry, it´s not my mothertongue....

122.       lady in red
6947 posts
 30 Jul 2008 Wed 04:16 pm

Quoting Trudy:

Sorry, it´s not my mothertongue....



I wasn´t being funny to you - I think it is fantastic that you can read like that in another language!

123.       catwoman
8933 posts
 11 Aug 2008 Mon 03:56 pm

This is actually a beautiful story, not a joke...

 

Far far away, there was a kingdom where a beautiful, independent and self-confident princess lived. One day, the princess saw a frog sitting on a rock and staring at the crystal-clear pond next to the castle. The frog quickly jumped on the princesses´ knees and said: "Beautiful Lady, I used to be a handsome prince, until one day an evil witch cast a spell on me. Your one kiss will make me a young, swift prince again. Then we will marry and will live with my mother in your castle. There, you will be preparing meals for me, do my laundry, give birth to my children and we will live happily ever after... " That evening, while making supper, spicing it with white wine and preparing an onion-sour cream sauce, the princess, while quietly giggling, thought:

- "I don´t fuc...g think so"

And she kept on rolling over the frying frog legs on the pan.

 

124.       teaschip
3870 posts
 11 Aug 2008 Mon 04:26 pm

 

Quoting catwoman

This is actually a beautiful story, not a joke...

 

Far far away, there was a kingdom where a beautiful, independent and self-confident princess lived. One day, the princess saw a frog sitting on a rock and staring at the crystal-clear pond next to the castle. The frog quickly jumped on the princesses´ knees and said: "Beautiful Lady, I used to be a handsome prince, until one day an evil witch cast a spell on me. Your one kiss will make me a young, swift prince again. Then we will marry and will live with my mother in your castle. There, you will be preparing meals for me, do my laundry, give birth to my children and we will live happily ever after... " That evening, while making supper, spicing it with white wine and preparing an onion-sour cream sauce, the princess, while quietly giggling, thought: - I don´t fuc...g think so And she kept on rolling over the frying frog legs on the pan.

 

 Great story. hahaha

 

125.       CANLI
5084 posts
 11 Aug 2008 Mon 04:43 pm

Cat,Disney will sue you lol

To much for their prince charming lol

126.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 11 Aug 2008 Mon 04:51 pm

 

Quoting catwoman

 

This is actually a beautiful story, not a joke...

 

Far far away, there was a kingdom where a beautiful, independent and self-confident princess lived. One day, the princess saw a frog sitting on a rock and staring at the crystal-clear pond next to the castle. The frog quickly jumped on the princesses´ knees and said: "Beautiful Lady, I used to be a handsome prince, until one day an evil witch cast a spell on me. Your one kiss will make me a young, swift prince again. Then we will marry and will live with my mother in your castle. There, you will be preparing meals for me, do my laundry, give birth to my children and we will live happily ever after... " That evening, while making supper, spicing it with white wine and preparing an onion-sour cream sauce, the princess, while quietly giggling, thought:

- "I don´t fuc...g think so"

And she kept on rolling over the frying frog legs on the pan.

 

 

 

boooo..

This is not funny..

PukingFull Of CrapButt

 

 

127.       catwoman
8933 posts
 11 Aug 2008 Mon 04:55 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

boooo..

This is not funny..

PukingFull Of CrapButt

 

 

As I said, it´s not supposed to be funny, it´s very serious... and be careful handsom, the "prince charming" story (like Canli said), is a thing of the past!

128.       catwoman
8933 posts
 11 Aug 2008 Mon 04:56 pm

 

Quoting CANLI

Cat,Disney will sue you lol

To much for their prince charming lol

 

 

I will sue Disney for spreading lies to children!!! {#lang_emotions_rant}

 

129.       lady in red
6947 posts
 11 Aug 2008 Mon 05:07 pm

 

Quoting catwoman

This is actually a beautiful story, not a joke...

 

Far far away, there was a kingdom where a beautiful, independent and self-confident princess lived. One day, the princess saw a frog sitting on a rock and staring at the crystal-clear pond next to the castle. The frog quickly jumped on the princesses´ knees and said: "Beautiful Lady, I used to be a handsome prince, until one day an evil witch cast a spell on me. Your one kiss will make me a young, swift prince again. Then we will marry and will live with my mother in your castle. There, you will be preparing meals for me, do my laundry, give birth to my children and we will live happily ever after... " That evening, while making supper, spicing it with white wine and preparing an onion-sour cream sauce, the princess, while quietly giggling, thought:

- "I don´t fuc...g think so"

And she kept on rolling over the frying frog legs on the pan.

 

 

Hysterically Laughing

 

 

 

 

130.       CANLI
5084 posts
 11 Aug 2008 Mon 05:36 pm

 

Quoting catwoman

 

 

I will sue Disney for spreading lies to children!!! {#lang_emotions_rant}

 

 

 

 lollll...count me in then...

Except for Disney,we wouldnt have Dudu ´s lol

We can make LOTS of money out of that {#lang_emotions_cool} lol

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