Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

Must you stash your mustache in my knock-knock joke?

Who know would that elephant get offended too!!?? :-S

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

What to you call a spider with no legs?

A currant.

Marty was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!
The next morning Marty got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, his wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Marty has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

This will drive you mad................

On the chair where you are sitting right now, lift up your right foot and move it in clockwise circles. At the same time, lift up your right hand and draw 6 in the air..
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................ your foot will change diretion !!!!

A blonde walks into a store, approachs the counter and says the man behind the counter

"I want to buy that TV in the corner".

The man replies "I don't serve blondes"

Annoyed and angry, she goes home and dyes her hair black. The next day she puts her sunglasses on and goes to the same store, the same guy, points to the same place and says "I want to buy that TV in the cortner"

The man replies again "I don't serve blondes"

Completely perplexed, she goes home and dyes her hair red. Goes back to the store and says the same guy again "I want to buy that TV in the corner"

The man replies "I don't serve blondes"

The woman replies totally frustrated "How do you know I am blonde"
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The man replies:
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....."Because that isn't a TV, it's a microwave!"

This is extremely blondist!!!