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Why I love the UK Part IV
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07 Feb 2008 Thu 09:56 pm |
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The British are so damn polite they even hang their clothes before dying....ok..so they forget to take themselves out of the clothes....small detail!!
LONDON (Reuters) - An estate agent who took a prospective buyer to view a house in central England found the owner hanging dead in a closet, the agency said Thursday.
It was the first viewing of the 350,000-pound ($700,00 house which had been on the market for a week. The owner was hanging from a belt inside a walk-in closet in the main bedroom.
"It was quite a shock," said a spokesman for estate agents Hartleys. "Our agent quickly ushered everyone out, locked the property and called the authorities."
The owner, a single man in his 40s, is thought to have committed suicide. He inherited the house from his mother who died recently, the estate agents said.
(Reporting by Luke Baker; Editing by Robert Woodward)
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07 Feb 2008 Thu 10:03 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: The British are so damn polite |
Yes sorry 
I will try to be more outspoken in future
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07 Feb 2008 Thu 10:51 pm |
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wheres liz?
miss her 
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07 Feb 2008 Thu 11:31 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: wheres liz?
miss her |
Sorry for my absense but I actually had to do some work. Done now!! Back to fun!!
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07 Feb 2008 Thu 11:38 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting femme_fatal: wheres liz?
miss her |
Sorry for my absense but I actually had to do some work. Done now!! Back to fun!! |
hes not happy with revealing it all out open forum 
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 04:40 pm |
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Taking my inspiration from Adonis:-
R U still discussing this topic under the umbrella of I Hate Ukism? hmm, it's so funny... now i'm giving my speech to Monty Python's Life of Brian. what does Brian say? please read the below and please close this topic as soon as possible...
"Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products
Reg: What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem."
As you have read that Brian doesn't mention anything about dead people hanging in closets. Please keep in mind that Brian never bans dying or hanging in closets, but HE calls the people to act rightly and respectfully.
I hope some of the depressive Anti-UKist ladiez will understand the real things about closet problem in UK and stop discussing this topic.
cuz that's enough...
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 05:15 pm |
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+ 100000000000000000000000000000000 Adonis (oops aenigma) and I have repented.
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 05:20 pm |
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I think we need to consider ALL of Brians works. Afterall, Brian is a major influence in my life....I try to live my life according to Brians example (Always looking on the bright side). With that said I was wondering if you would share your feelings on the following subjects: Did Brian expect the Spanish Inquisition? And if he had known it would occur would his "closet philosophy" have been different? Also, if Brian ever consumed Spam was this a symbol of a break in traditional Hebrew law? Was Brian trying to tell us to break with our traditions?
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 05:59 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: I think we need to consider ALL of Brians works. Afterall, Brian is a major influence in my life....I try to live my life according to Brians example (Always looking on the bright side). With that said I was wondering if you would share your feelings on the following subjects: Did Brian expect the Spanish Inquisition? And if he had known it would occur would his "closet philosophy" have been different? Also, if Brian ever consumed Spam was this a symbol of a break in traditional Hebrew law? Was Brian trying to tell us to break with our traditions?
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This is typical of this website - you are questioning Brianism? You know nothing about Brianism and have no right to question it.
Lis - NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. The "closet" philosopy is the word of Brian and should not be questioned. With regard to your question regarding SPAM you need to read CORRECT translation of "Life of Brian" - I can recommend a good one - "Life of Brian Translation" Number 1204837. Until you read this you have no right to question Brian or his life. As you know spam is our holy food.
You have no right to discuss Brian 
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:04 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: I think we need to consider ALL of Brians works. Afterall, Brian is a major influence in my life....I try to live my life according to Brians example (Always looking on the bright side). With that said I was wondering if you would share your feelings on the following subjects: Did Brian expect the Spanish Inquisition? And if he had known it would occur would his "closet philosophy" have been different? Also, if Brian ever consumed Spam was this a symbol of a break in traditional Hebrew law? Was Brian trying to tell us to break with our traditions?
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This is typical of this website - you are questioning Brianism? You know nothing about Brianism and have no right to question it.
Lis - NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. The "closet" philosopy is the word of Brian and should not be questioned. With regard to your question regarding SPAM you need to read CORRECT translation of "Life of Brian" - I can recommend a good one - "Life of Brian Translation" Number 1204837. Until you read this you have no right to question Brian or his life. As you know spam is our holy food.
You have no right to discuss Brian |
Perhaps you are the one who does not fully understand Brian! I know he was born in your country AND adhered to the culture of your country...but that doesn't mean that only YOU can understand Brian. Brian did not say to "eat" the spam....he suggested that spam be part of our diet, but was killed before he ever actually ate the spam! You are the one who should get your facts straight. I can't believe you call yourself a Brianite! If you don't stop this attack on my branch of Brianizm, I will start to throw cows and other small farm animals at you!
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:12 pm |
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You heathen!
If you know Brianism you would know that SPAM is holy food as written by our holy Brian. You need to look beyond words canim and find the deeper meaning. Until you understand meaning and reason for vikings, you will NEVER understand Brianism 
Brian:"I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam!"
Cafe Worker:"Baked beans are off!"
Brian: "Can I have spam instead?"
Cafe Worker: "So you want spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?"
Vikings (starting about halfway through last line): spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam!"
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:23 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: You heathen!
If you know Brianism you would know that SPAM is holy food as written by our holy Brian. You need to look beyond words canim and find the deeper meaning. Until you understand meaning and reason for vikings, you will NEVER understand Brianism
Brian:"I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam!"
Cafe Worker:"Baked beans are off!"
Brian: "Can I have spam instead?"
Cafe Worker: "So you want spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?"
Vikings (starting about halfway through last line): spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam!" |
I was looking beyond the words....I'M HAVING SPAM...NOT I ATE SPAM!! If he actually ate the spam it would be...I ATE SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! You will never get it!
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:29 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: I was looking beyond the words....I'M HAVING SPAM...NOT I ATE SPAM!! If he actually ate the spam it would be...I ATE SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! You will never get it! |
You are questioning my faith
I have FAITH he ate it!
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:32 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: I was looking beyond the words....I'M HAVING SPAM...NOT I ATE SPAM!! If he actually ate the spam it would be...I ATE SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! You will never get it! |
You are questioning my faith
I have FAITH he ate it! |
I am from the Agnostic Brianite Branch of Liberation and Fundemental Spamism....we believe that there is NO PROOF the Brian ate the spam....so we will not commit either way. Until we know for sure...spam should not be served in Universities!!
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:33 pm |
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i dont understand your dialogue
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:34 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: i dont understand your dialogue |
AEnigma is from the Fundemental Branch Of Brianites for the Liberation of Spam....my branch is different. We are arguing about the holiness of spam
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:40 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting femme_fatal: i dont understand your dialogue |
AEnigma is from the Fundemental Branch Of Brianites for the Liberation of Spam....my branch is different. We are arguing about the holiness of spam |
Elisabeth is from a rather extremist group who call themselves the People's Independent State for Spam (PISS) who try to convince others than Brian did not eat spam.
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:43 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting femme_fatal: i dont understand your dialogue |
AEnigma is from the Fundemental Branch Of Brianites for the Liberation of Spam....my branch is different. We are arguing about the holiness of spam |
Elisabeth is from a rather extremist group who call themselves the People's Independent State for Spam (PISS) who try to convince others than Brian did not eat spam. |
How dare you accuse me of belonging to those cut throats....my people are peaceful. We preach peace as our holy leader Brian did! Our laws come from Brian himself!
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 06:57 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: ..... An estate agent who took a prospective buyer to view a house in central England found the owner hanging dead in a closet, the agency said Thursday.
It was the first viewing of the 350,000-pound ($700,00 house which had been on the market for a week. The owner was hanging from a belt inside a walk-in closet in the main bedroom.
The owner, a single man in his 40s, is thought to have committed suicide. He inherited the house from his mother who died recently, the estate agents said.
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Isn't it curious the premises weren't heavy with malodorous fumes? Did he hang himself hours before the "viewing", thus leaving a "fresh" corpse?
Now that's polite.... 
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hahahah you made my day 