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what caught my eye today
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29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:24 pm |
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I predict a sense of humour failure 
Oh well, it won´t be the first time, will it?
I checked and there´s no entry for Dudu. Shouldn´t we educate the world in that matter? 
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| 1931. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:24 pm |
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I love the section Football in the Turkey listing:-
Turkey´s top soccer teams are Fenerbahçe and Galatasaray. However, it is known by the fans of Fenerbahçe that all Turks are born Fenerbahçe fans and die Fenerbahçe fans; it is sometimes due to mental problems that they suddenly start supporting one of the other teams. During the past few years, Fenerbahçe and Galatasaray have alternated between the top two spots in the Turkish soccer league. However, there is a conspiracy that a third team, supported by male truck drivers with big-mustaches, exists as well. This team, known to these people as Beþiktaþ, has gotten lower and lower each year within the overall ranks of the Turkish soccer league. A common example of a Beþiktaþ player is Rüþtü, the man who proved himself incapable of saving goals and proved himself able to drag the Turkish national soccer team to defeat in Euro 2008. On the other hand, back when Rüþtü was part of Fenerbahçe in 2002, his mastery of saving goals made many consider him the main reason for the 3rd place Turkish victory.
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| 1932. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:32 pm |
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WOW! If you search the "Uncyclopedia" site for "Turkey" this appears at the top of the page:-
| This article has been screened by Türkiye |
| Yeah, that´s right. We don´t like it anymore than you do. Well, actually they´re paying us $50,000 dollars a day to keep this article biased. So we can´t really complain. What? You think this site runs on magic? Hey...HEY! These are hard economic times we´re living in. Don´t give us that look. Be happy for us. We´re giving those punks at wikipedia a run for their money! Speaking of which, if you support Turkey for the European Union....thanks! |
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| 1933. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:33 pm |
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Trabzonspor??? The legend from black sea?
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| 1934. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:35 pm |
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Trabzonspor??? The legend from black sea?
It is just a joke website Janissary.... however, the entry for Turkey has been "monitored" by Turkey, as you will see from my last post 
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| 1935. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:37 pm |
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there is only legend team in turkey, it s trabzonspor
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| 1936. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:52 pm |
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| This article has been screened by Türkiye |
| Yeah, that´s right. We don´t like it anymore than you do. Well, actually they´re paying us $50,000 dollars a day to keep this article biased. So we can´t really complain. What? You think this site runs on magic? Hey...HEY! These are hard economic times we´re living in. Don´t give us that look. Be happy for us. We´re giving those punks at wikipedia a run for their money! Speaking of which, if you support Turkey for the European Union....thanks! |
Seeing this message on a website gave me a thought.... are any Turkish members willing to pay me "50,000 dollars a day" to only say nice things about Turkey? 
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| 1937. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:58 pm |
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Seeing this message on a website gave me a thought.... are any Turkish members willing to pay me "50,000 dollars a day" to only say nice things about Turkey?
Hey, I will do it for $40,000 a day.............which makes me a much better bargain than AE!! 
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| 1938. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 08:59 pm |
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Seeing this message on a website gave me a thought.... are any Turkish members willing to pay me "50,000 dollars a day" to only say nice things about Turkey?
Im sure u like turkey, if you were u wouldnt be here
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| 1940. |
29 Dec 2008 Mon 09:13 pm |
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The whole site is a joke silly (why do you think I posted the US and England parts JUST FOR YOU!!!).
However, the warning is not entirely a joke 
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