The whole site is a joke silly (why do you think I posted the US and England parts JUST FOR YOU!!!).

However, the warning is not entirely a joke

who are you tryong to fool? you thought the warning was true.

This is great

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Dankeschön Sevgilim (Thanks for having sex with me my German girlfriend)"
Anthem: "Ýstiklal Marþý (We love you Ataturk!)"
Capital	Ankara (Hey we´re a big city too! Have any of you even seen pictures of our new shopping centre?!)
Largest city	Istanbul (OMG this place has more traffic than London!)
Official languages	Turkish, Kurdish,English
Government	Elected Dicatiorship, One Party Democracy, Secular State
-Sultan	Tayyip Erdoðan
-President	Ahmet Necdet Sezer
-Prime Minister	Deniz Baykal
National Hero(es)	Tony Blair, Will Young, Peter Kay, Al Murray, Black Jesus
Declaration of Formation	20th Century
Currency	New Turkish Lira (BTW, this doesn´t look anything like the Euro)
Religion	30% Muslims, 65% Christians and 5% Jews
Population	Really crowded, that´s why Istanbul traffic moves only once every 10 years...
Area	37cm
Population density	Istanbul mainly
Internet TLD	.TRuck
Calling code	+666

LIR is checking me out. 

 Hahaha yeah I noticed it too

I am jealous

LIR is STILL checking you out

Prepare for deletion!!!!

 I´m scared. 

She´s like the wizard behind the curtain....great and powerful.  Who knows what she will do to me!! 

 Then prepare for the return of GG!! 

Thank you for the link Aenigma. Turkish part (http://yansiklopedi.org/wiki/Türkiye) is funnier I must say:

2007 Nüfus Daðýlýmý
Türkler	%100 (Yeminlen)
Diðerleri	%0

Demography (2007)

100% turks (I swear)

0% Others

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Kültür

Ülkenin %99´u çok kültürlü adamlar. Arada üç beþ terbiyesiz çýkýyor da onlar da Ermeni büyük ihtimal.

Culture

99% of the population is very cultured. Sometime you come across a few impolite people but they are possibly armenians anyway.

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Düþmanlar-enemies

Yunanlar - greeks. 
Ermeniler -armenians
Komunistler - comunists
Faþistler - fascists
Kürtler - Kurds
Fransýzlar - French
Amerikalýlar - Americans
Ruslar - Russians (men are enemy, not women). 
Ýtalyanlar - italians (cause of strong  defence in football)
Ýspanyollar - spanis( cause they are cowards as they are running aways from the bulls) 
Yahudiler - Jews 
Ýngilizler - brits (because of Leeds United). 
Araplar - Arabs (cause of  Lawrence ) 
Dominikler - Dominics  
Almanlar - Germans 
Çinliler - chineese 
Zenciler - blacks 
Homolar - gays 
Dünyanýn geri kalaný - rest of the world (because they are not Turks) 

Bir tek Türkler birbirini sever´-only turks love eachother

 she´s doing me too....only she DID delete me mwahahaa

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thehandsom 29 Dec 2008 Mon 03:48 pm Ok now we got rid of that Doudi brat, why not do the same to Girleegirl?  Would anyone miss her?  We could sell her to that circus gypsy and that way we get another 100 quid, PLUS her cut in the original scam?