http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7879581.stm

The fancy footwork of grizzlie bears has been revealed by some brilliant filming. The bear was filmed flicking the fish out of the water with their hind feet and catching them in their mouths.  Apparently bears don´t mind water, but they don´t like getting their ears wet .............. now does that sound familiar??

 It´s just you

The edge of a table - well it caught the bridge of  my nose actually but I reckon on a black eye or 2 by tomorrow morning.  .  Went bowling, tripped up a step on my way onto the lanes and - smack!  Only good point was the concerned attention of 2 charming young Turkish employees who rushed to my rescue with tissues to mop up the blood and ice for my nose - which is now twice its normal size!! Çok güzel deðilim!

 That´s awful! Gecmiþ olsun!

 Now I have heard some good tactics for dudu hunting ......but that one beats them all

you poor thing

 Ouch!

 thank goodness!!.... the ads are now gone!

Human Vending Machines

The innovative vending machine is part of the latest kitkat  ‘Working Like a Machine’ campaign, which plays off the idea that people are overwhelmed with the monotony of everyday life and so need to take a break. Consumers better just hope the ‘vendor’ isn’t having his very own break should they need a chocolate break of their own.

This latest craze is being launched in London Victoria National Rail station on Wednesday 17th February.

The Kit Kat machine is operated by an actual human vendor . The consumer experiences the speed and efficiency of a normal vending machine , with the added bonus of having a person to chat to and physically hand them their chocolate treat

http://www.realwire.com/release_detail.asp?ReleaseID=11406

 that is funny..... can you imagine not paying attention to the machine and then just being totally freaked out by weird man in there!!

Anti-gay preachers banned from UK

A father and daughter from a US church which has called for homosexuals to be killed, have been banned from entering the UK by Home Secretary Jacqui Smith.

Fred Phelps and his daughter Shirley Phelps-Roper from the Westboro Baptist Church had urged protests against a play being put on in Hampshire.

Queen Mary´s College in Basingstoke is staging The Laramie Project, a play about a man killed for being gay.

The UK Border Agency said it opposed "extremism in all its forms".

A spokesman added: "Both these individuals have engaged in unacceptable behaviour by inciting hatred against a number of communities.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7898972.stm

Good thing too.....bloody religious extremists.....how I love religion