did you know that British victory during Battle of Waterloo was the result of some lost leeches?

On the day, Napoleon was  suffering  an acute  attack of haemorrhoids that stopped him riding his horse and ultimately lost the ability the supervise his troops movement..

And two days earlier his doctor had lost the leeches which were used to relieve him from the pain of his piles and overdosed him with laudanum..

He was still under the effects of the drug at that morning and his assult which was planned at 6 am, was delayed till midday..

That is why he was defeated..

 And is that why he is said to have uttered the words "Not tonight Josephine" ?

Napoleon . . . reminds me of my school days and the history syllabus we studied . . . 1789-1890.  History was my favourite subject but I hated that syllabus !!!

No!

I know nothing

At least you admit it

I have a feeling, you are talking to yourself Bod..

 +500.....(posts)

Why do you have this feeling???

*CoNFuSeD*

I know AEnigma has suggested that Dogman is one of my pets but I only have one pet and that is FlossDog!

A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex!

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time. 

I wonder where Guam is?

*hmmm.....

** Guam is an island in the western Pacific Ocean and is an organized, unincorporated territory of the United States. It is one of five U.S. territories with an established civilian government.  The island´s capital isHagåtña (formerly Agana). Guam is the largest and southernmost of the Mariana Islands.

(there you go H - looks like you found the perfect job at last!!!)

I bet once our tc gentlemen read it, TheH will have a lot of competition. I hope they won´t run out of virgins there

I bet they will read it..

(Right now, I am posting the samething into all Irish forums..And I am assuming all Irish men them will be going to Guam and I will be coming to Ireland   

Woohoo..