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1.       catwoman
8933 posts
 23 Jun 2008 Mon 10:41 pm

Crocodiles can live even 150 years?

2.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 23 Jun 2008 Mon 11:04 pm

Elisabeths can live longer than the earth?

3.       catwoman
8933 posts
 23 Jun 2008 Mon 11:13 pm

Sex of a baby crocodile is not genetically determined, but is determined by the temperature at which the egg is incubating, with males produced at around 31.6 degrees celsius, and females produced at slightly lower and higher temperatures.

4.       catwoman
8933 posts
 23 Jun 2008 Mon 11:28 pm

Bonobo is one of two species making the chimpanzee genus, Pan. Along with the Common Chimpanzee, the Bonobo is the closest relative to Humans. The species is distinguished by relatively long legs, parted hair on their head, a matriarchal culture, and the prominent role of sexual activity in its society. The Bonobo walks upright about 25% of the time during ground locomotion. These characteristics, and its posture, gives the Bonobo a more human-like appearance than that of the Common Chimpanzee. Moreover, the Bonobo has highly individuated facial features, as humans do, so that one individual can look significantly different from another, adapted for visual recognition in social interaction.

Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favors traded by the females in exchange for food. With the exception of a pair of Congoese gorillas caught in the act, Bonobos were thought to be the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (most frequently female-female, then male-female and male-male), tongue kissing, and oral sex. In scientific literature, the female-female sex is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing.

Sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it, and often involves adults and children, even infants. Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by gender or age, with the possible exception of sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding.

Bonobo males frequently engage in various forms of male-male genital sex (frot). One form has two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". Frot may also occur where two males rub their penises together while in missionary position. A special form of frot called "rump rubbing" occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, where they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together.

Females are somewhat smaller than males but can be considered to have a higher social status. Strong female bonding allows groups of female Bonobos to dominate the community. Aggressive encounters between males and females are rare, and males are tolerant of infants and juveniles. The male's status reflects the status of his mother, and the son-mother bond often stays strong and continues throughout life. While social hierarchies do exist, rank does not play as prominent a role as it does in other primate societies.

Frans de Waal, one of the world's leading primatologists, states that the Bonobo is often capable of altruism, compassion, empathy, kindness, patience and sensitivity.

source: Wikipedia

5.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 23 Jun 2008 Mon 11:29 pm

Ok I won't make a comment about Elisabeth here now

6.       lady in red
6947 posts
 24 Jun 2008 Tue 12:05 am

Quoting Deli_kizin:

Ok I won't make a comment about Elisabeth here now



I agree - best you don't I think

7.       silversong
278 posts
 24 Jun 2008 Tue 01:01 am

Quoting catwoman:

Sex of a baby crocodile is not genetically determined, but is determined by the temperature at which the egg is incubating, with males produced at around 31.6 degrees celsius, and females produced at slightly lower and higher temperatures.[/

8.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 24 Jun 2008 Tue 01:30 am

Hitler and Napolean both had only one testicle

9.       Avalon
381 posts
 24 Jun 2008 Tue 01:56 am

Quoting catwoman:

Crocodiles can live even 150 years?

like thehairy they can live up to 150 years..hairy still up to 25

10.       lady in red
6947 posts
 24 Jun 2008 Tue 07:14 pm

Quoting Avalon:

Quoting catwoman:

Crocodiles can live even 150 years?

like thehairy they can live up to 150 years..hairy still up to 25



Avalon - handsom is not a crocodile!

11.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jun 2008 Tue 08:01 pm

Quoting lady in red:

Quoting Deli_kizin:

Ok I won't make a comment about Elisabeth here now



I agree - best you don't I think



and why not??? You can comment about me anytime you want DK....I have gotten very thick skinned over the last few milleniums!

12.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Jun 2008 Tue 08:02 pm

Quoting lady in red:

Quoting Avalon:

Quoting catwoman:

Crocodiles can live even 150 years?

like thehairy they can live up to 150 years..hairy still up to 25



Avalon - handsom is not a crocodile!



Who knows what handsom is under all that hair!!

13.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 24 Jun 2008 Tue 10:14 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting lady in red:

Quoting Avalon:

Quoting catwoman:

Crocodiles can live even 150 years?

like thehairy they can live up to 150 years..hairy still up to 25



Avalon - handsom is not a crocodile!



Who knows what handsom is under all that hair!!


haha
And I think, you will NEVER know..

14.       lady in red
6947 posts
 25 Jun 2008 Wed 01:54 am

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting lady in red:

Quoting Avalon:

Quoting catwoman:

Crocodiles can live even 150 years?

like thehairy they can live up to 150 years..hairy still up to 25



Avalon - handsom is not a crocodile!



Who knows what handsom is under all that hair!!


haha
And I think, you will NEVER know..



Probably a blessing in disguise! lol

15.       catwoman
8933 posts
 25 Jun 2008 Wed 06:52 pm

Contemporary humans, exhibit considerable variability in cranial capacity (1150 cc to 1600 cc), none of which is related to intelligence, because the organization of neural circuitry is more significant than overall cranial capacity in establishing mental capabilities.

16.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 25 Jun 2008 Wed 08:13 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Contemporary humans, exhibit considerable variability in cranial capacity (1150 cc to 1600 cc), none of which is related to intelligence, because the organization of neural circuitry is more significant than overall cranial capacity in establishing mental capabilities.


??
Do we need to remind you that the official language of this site is 'English'?

17.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 25 Jun 2008 Wed 08:33 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting catwoman:

Contemporary humans, exhibit considerable variability in cranial capacity (1150 cc to 1600 cc), none of which is related to intelligence, because the organization of neural circuitry is more significant than overall cranial capacity in establishing mental capabilities.


??
Do we need to remind you that the official language of this site is 'English'?



Are you sure its not Italian???

18.       catwoman
8933 posts
 25 Jun 2008 Wed 08:43 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting catwoman:

Contemporary humans, exhibit considerable variability in cranial capacity (1150 cc to 1600 cc), none of which is related to intelligence, because the organization of neural circuitry is more significant than overall cranial capacity in establishing mental capabilities.


??
Do we need to remind you that the official language of this site is 'English'?


geeezzz, what's so hard to understand here? :-S

cc = cm^3

19.       libralady
5152 posts
 26 Jun 2008 Thu 02:51 pm

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting catwoman:

Contemporary humans, exhibit considerable variability in cranial capacity (1150 cc to 1600 cc), none of which is related to intelligence, because the organization of neural circuitry is more significant than overall cranial capacity in establishing mental capabilities.


??
Do we need to remind you that the official language of this site is 'English'?


geeezzz, what's so hard to understand here? :-S

cc = cm^3



and mens cranial capcity is 1600cc but 1500cc of that is full of crap lol

20.       lovebug
280 posts
 26 Jun 2008 Thu 06:28 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

Hitler and Napolean both had only one testicle



Makes for a VERY Angry Man!!!

21.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 26 Jun 2008 Thu 06:54 pm

Quoting lovebug:

Quoting thehandsom:

Hitler and Napolean both had only one testicle



Makes for a VERY Angry Man!!!



I could rule the world with NO testicles!! Beat that Handsom!

22.       lady in red
6947 posts
 26 Jun 2008 Thu 07:30 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting lovebug:

Quoting thehandsom:

Hitler and Napolean both had only one testicle



Makes for a VERY Angry Man!!!



I could rule the world with NO testicles!! Beat that Handsom!



I will vote for you Elisabeth because you are very, very, very old and wise in addition to being testicleless!

23.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 26 Jun 2008 Thu 08:14 pm

Quoting lady in red:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Quoting lovebug:

Quoting thehandsom:

Hitler and Napolean both had only one testicle



Makes for a VERY Angry Man!!!



I could rule the world with NO testicles!! Beat that Handsom!



I will vote for you Elisabeth because you are very, very, very old and wise in addition to being testicleless!



Thank you LIR....and just for that you can be my favorite lady in waiting!

24.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 26 Jun 2008 Thu 08:25 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

Hitler and Napolean both had only one testicle


I hear they both lost the second one in tragic waxing mishaps....

25.       catwoman
8933 posts
 12 Jul 2008 Sat 03:39 am

... the circle shape of wedding rings represented eternity for the Egyptian. Wearing a wedding ring symbolize the marriage agreement. They placed the wedding ring on the fourth finger of the left hand believing the left hand was directly connected to the heart. The Greeks also believed in this wedding ring tradition thus perpetuating the practice.

However, Elizabethans wore wedding rings on their thumbs. During the Eighteenth century Roman Catholics wore wedding rings on their right hands. Many European women still follow the Roman Catholic wedding ring tradition. The circle shape of the wedding ring represents eternity whether it is worn on the right or left hand.

wedding rings

26.       catwoman
8933 posts
 20 Jul 2008 Sun 06:36 am

What language is the hardest and easiest to learn?

There are several criteria:
1.- Strangeness: it depends on what you already know
2.- Grammar difficulties: Polish (it has 7 genders, 3 number, 6 declension cases, and very irregular verbs)
3.- writing system: Japanese (every character can have up to 7 readings, Mandarin instead one character 1 reading)
4.- speaking difficulties: Korean (it has over 7 honorific levels, every one with different verbs endings)


From the point of view of an English speaker, world languages can be separated into three categories, depending on how many hours it would take to study it for minimal proficiency:
Category 1. The “easiest” languages for speakers of English, requiring 600 hours of classwork for minimal proficiency: the Latin and Germanic languages. However, German itself requires a bit more time, 750 hours, because of its complex grammar.
Category 2. Medium, requiring 1100 hours of classwork: Slavic languages, Turkic languages, other Indo-Europeans such as Persian and Hindi, and some non-Indo-Europeans such as Georgian, Hebrew and many African languages. Swahili is ranked easier than the rest, at 900 hours.
Category 3. Difficult, requiring 2200 hours of study: Arabic, Japanese, Korean and the Chinese languages.


However, the most important factor of all is personal motivation. This is up to you. The easiest language to learn is the one that you are most motivated to learn, the one you enjoy speaking, the one with the culture that inspires you and the history that touches you spiritually. It is useless to try to learn a language if you are not interested in the people who speak it, since learning a language involves participating in its behaviors and identifying with its people.

Ezine Articles
Yahoo answers

27.       peacetrain
1905 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 03:26 pm

Quoting catwoman:



However, the most important factor of all is personal motivation.



A Turkish friend of mine has a brother who is a med student in China. He´s been there 3 years now and has had to learn the language as well as the med aspect. He wanted to study in Turkey but he went to a certain type of religious school and so his test score was penalised and it wasn´t high enough for him to enter university in Turkey. I met him last year as he was on vacation and he had brought his language tutor with him and she said his language was excellent.

Motivation indeed.

Turkey´s loss I guess.

28.       AEnigmamagnadea
416 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 03:27 pm

If you stretch out your arms, the distance from fingertips of one hand to the other is the same as your height.

Also, the distance from your wrist to your inner elbow is the same as your foot.

There is a rumour that for men, the distance between the thumb and the first finger of his hand is the same as.....ermm... but I am not sure if that one is true

29.       ciko
784 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:09 pm

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:



There is a rumour that for men, the distance between the thumb and the first finger of his hand is the same as.....ermm...



21 cm!!!! which means your theory is crap

30.       Saskia1970
70 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:12 pm

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:

There is a rumour that for men, the distance between the thumb and the first finger of his hand is the same as.....ermm... but I am not sure if that one is true



With long or short nails?

31.       SuiGeneris
3922 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:13 pm

Quoting ciko:

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:



There is a rumour that for men, the distance between the thumb and the first finger of his hand is the same as.....ermm...



21 cm!!!! which means your theory is crap



that theory has some missing parts... where is the reference for counting 1st number... and how should be the position of hand bla bla bla

32.       AEnigmamagnadea
416 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:24 pm

Quoting Saskia1970:

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:

There is a rumour that for men, the distance between the thumb and the first finger of his hand is the same as.....ermm... but I am not sure if that one is true



With long or short nails?



Hahahaha - long nails for a dudu, short nails for a man who has nothing to hide

33.       AEnigmamagnadea
416 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:26 pm

Quoting ciko:

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:



There is a rumour that for men, the distance between the thumb and the first finger of his hand is the same as.....ermm...



21 cm!!!! which means your theory is crap



Well - as I clearly stated, whilst the first items are true, the one which YOU are most concerned about is rumour!!

21cm eh? Crap because it is too much?

34.       AEnigmamagnadea
416 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:27 pm

Quoting SuiGeneris:

that theory has some missing parts... where is the reference for counting 1st number... and how should be the position of hand bla bla bla



I dont understand your first question
Answer to second question is that your hand should be flat on a table and your fingers stretched as far apart as possible

(Try not to stretch them too much Sui lol lol lol )

35.       silversong
278 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:29 pm

Quoting ciko:

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:



There is a rumour that for men, the distance between the thumb and the first finger of his hand is the same as.....ermm...



21 cm!!!! which means your theory is crap



21cm I hope that´s your finger measurement

36.       AEnigmamagnadea
416 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:32 pm

I see nobody checked the arms/height or wrist/foot facts. You are all too busy with hands (and other things) on desk with a ruler eh? lol

37.       ciko
784 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:36 pm

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:

If you stretch out your arms, the distance from fingertips of one hand to the other is the same as your height.



Also, the distance from your wrist to your inner elbow is the same as your foot.



There is a rumour that for men, the distance between the thumb and the first finger of his hand is the same as.....ermm... but I am not sure if that one is true





i streched my arms and the distance between fingertips is 168 cm...and my lenght is 173.. it is nearly true



i didnt check your second theory, it is not possible at office



and third one i wish it was true but it is NOT!

38.       SuiGeneris
3922 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:36 pm

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:

Quoting SuiGeneris:

that theory has some missing parts... where is the reference for counting 1st number... and how should be the position of hand bla bla bla



I dont understand your first question
Answer to second question is that your hand should be flat on a table and your fingers stretched as far apart as possible

(Try not to stretch them too much Sui lol lol lol )



i am not surprised that you didnt understand you have to know some physics... you could name some other finger as first finger... e.g. the closest finger to the thumb..

gotcha?

you talk about "karış" "handspan" right?

well as an engineer i use meters to get the exact result without breaking my fingers try that its better

39.       AEnigmamagnadea
416 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:38 pm

Quoting ciko:


i streched my arms and the distance between fingertips is 168 cm...and my lenght is 173.. it is nearly true



The first two are indeed true - they are wonderful examples of the perfect symmetry and balance of the human body. You didn´t do it properly Ciko

40.       AEnigmamagnadea
416 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:38 pm

Quoting SuiGeneris:

well as an engineer i use meters to get the exact result without breaking my fingers try that its better



Whatever you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is entirely your own affair

41.       SuiGeneris
3922 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:40 pm

Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:

Quoting SuiGeneris:

well as an engineer i use meters to get the exact result without breaking my fingers try that its better



Whatever you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is entirely your own affair



i thought you would be the jury

42.       ciko
784 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 04:42 pm

lets forget about sizes it makes me sad lol

43.       teaschip
3870 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 05:09 pm

Quoting ciko:

lets forget about sizes it makes me sad lol



Don´t worry ciko, it´s not the size of the wand that matters, but the quality of the magic it performs.

44.       Saskia1970
70 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 05:17 pm

Quoting teaschip:

Quoting ciko:

lets forget about sizes it makes me sad lol



Don´t worry ciko, it´s not the size of the wand that matters, but the quality of the magic it performs.



Harry Potter fan?

45.       geniuda
1070 posts
 24 Jul 2008 Thu 12:53 am


Did you know why a hotdog is called a hotdog???
In 1987, Frankfurt, Germany celebrated the 500th birthday of the frankfurter, the hot dog sausage. Although, the people of Vienna (Wien), Austria will point out that their wiener sausages are proof of origin for the hot dog. (By the way, ham, being pork meat, is found in hotdogs.) According to Douglas B. Smith in his book "Every wonder why?" the hotdog was given its name by a cartoonist.

A butcher from Frankfurt who owned a dachshund named the long frankfurter sausage a "dachshund sausage," the dachshund being a slim dog with a long body. ("Dachshund" is German for "badger dog." They were originally bred for hunting badgers.) German immigrants introduced the dachshund sausage (and Hamburg meat) to the United States. In 1871, German butcher Charles Feltman opened the first "hotdog" stand in Coney Island in 1871, selling 3,684 dachshund sausages, most wrapped in a milk bread roll, during his first year in business.

In the meantime, frankfurters - and wieners - were sold as hot food by sausage sellers. In 1901, New York Times cartoonist T.A. Dargan noticed that one sausage seller used bread buns to handle the hot sausages after he burnt his fingers and decided to illustrate the incident. He wasn´t sure of the spelling of dachshund and simply called it "hot dog."


ohh these Germans!! lol lol

46.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 29 Dec 2008 Mon 06:27 pm

did you know that, first ferries came to Istanbul in 1853?

The Bosphorous Steam Navigation Co or its Turkish name Sirketi Hayriye was established in 1851 and construction of the ferries was given to a Greek banker called Baltaci Manolki.

He had a son living in London and through him, he brought 6 ferries named as 

 

No 1 Rumeli,

No 2 Tarabya,

No 3 Göksu,

No 4 Beylerbeyi,

No 5 Tophane

No 6 Besiktas.

They were all built in Isle of Wight!

that is the link http://www.bartiesworld.co.uk/postcards/ship_list_commercial.htm 

I can not find pictures of them but it must be something like that: 

 

http://bp3.blogger.com/..fbbo/s400/sahilbent_jpg.jpg

 

ps I thought, IOW is a such a small place with a population around 500 people..I never knew they had ship construction there..you always learn something new..

 

47.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 29 Dec 2008 Mon 06:45 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

did you know that, first ferries came to Istanbul in 1853?

The Bosphorous Steam Navigation Co or its Turkish name Sirketi Hayriye was established in 1851 and construction of the ferries was given to a Greek banker called Baltaci Manolki.

He had a son living in London and through him, he brought 6 ferries named as 

 

No 1 Rumeli,

No 2 Tarabya,

No 3 Göksu,

No 4 Beylerbeyi,

No 5 Tophane

No 6 Besiktas.

They were all built in Isle of Wight!

that is the link http://www.bartiesworld.co.uk/postcards/ship_list_commercial.htm 

 

ps I thought, IOW is a such a small place with a population around 500 people..I never knew they had ship construction there..you always learn something new..

 

WOW!!! That is soooooo interesting!  I lived in Cowes until early this year and know Samuel Whites very well. That is amazing!!!

 

Yes, theH, Cowes (and it´s annual regatta) on the Isle of Wight is known all over the world as one of the yachting capitals, and YES we also build ships....we are also the home of the hovercraft

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A471412

 

PS. 500 people?  The last census recorded our population as 132,731!!! lol

48.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 29 Dec 2008 Mon 07:11 pm

 

Quoting TheAenigma

WOW!!! That is soooooo interesting!  I lived in Cowes until early this year and know Samuel Whites very well. That is amazing!!!

 

Yes, theH, Cowes (and it´s annual regatta) on the Isle of Wight is known all over the world as one of the yachting capitals, and YES we also build ships....we are also the home of the hovercraft

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A471412

 

PS. 500 people?  The last census recorded our population as 132,731!!! lol

 

ha ha

You seemed quite proud of your hovercrafts...

..

The folks who live in Cowes and 
Gurnard tremble by the thousand, 
And the peace of Ryde is shattered everyday. 
So if you want a place that´s silent, 
You´d better leave the Island, 
You can hear the bloody thing at Totland Bay.

{#lang_emotions_razz}

is this IOW national anthem? lol lol 

49.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 29 Dec 2008 Mon 07:50 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

ha ha

You seemed quite proud of your hovercrafts...

..

The folks who live in Cowes and 
Gurnard tremble by the thousand, 
And the peace of Ryde is shattered everyday. 
So if you want a place that´s silent, 
You´d better leave the Island, 
You can hear the bloody thing at Totland Bay.

{#lang_emotions_razz}

is this IOW national anthem? lol lol 

 

 Yes!!!! Where the hell did you find that song?

EDIT:  Ahh ok it was at the bottom of the link

50.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 31 Dec 2008 Wed 03:32 pm

did you know that British victory during Battle of Waterloo was the result of some lost leeches?

On the day, Napoleon was  suffering  an acute  attack of haemorrhoids that stopped him riding his horse and ultimately lost the ability the supervise his troops movement..

And two days earlier his doctor had lost the leeches which were used to relieve him from the pain of his piles and overdosed him with laudanum..

He was still under the effects of the drug at that morning and his assult which was planned at 6 am, was delayed till midday..

That is why he was defeated..


51.       peacetrain
1905 posts
 31 Dec 2008 Wed 04:06 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

did you know that British victory during Battle of Waterloo was the result of some lost leeches?

On the day, Napoleon was  suffering  an acute  attack of haemorrhoids that stopped him riding his horse and ultimately lost the ability the supervise his troops movement..

And two days earlier his doctor had lost the leeches which were used to relieve him from the pain of his piles and overdosed him with laudanum..

He was still under the effects of the drug at that morning and his assult which was planned at 6 am, was delayed till midday..

That is why he was defeated..


 

 And is that why he is said to have uttered the words "Not tonight Josephine" ?

 

Napoleon . . . reminds me of my school days and the history syllabus we studied . . . 1789-1890.  History was my favourite subject but I hated that syllabus !!!

52.       dogman
82 posts
 07 Jan 2009 Wed 01:43 am

 

Quoting thehandsom

did you know that British victory during Battle of Waterloo was the result of some lost leeches?

 


 

 

No!

I know nothing

53.       bod
5999 posts
 07 Jan 2009 Wed 12:39 pm

 

Quoting dogman

No!

I know nothing

 

At least you admit it lol

54.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 07 Jan 2009 Wed 12:42 pm

I have a feeling, you are talking to yourself Bod..

55.       lessluv
1052 posts
 07 Jan 2009 Wed 01:13 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

I have a feeling, you are talking to yourself Bod..

 

 +500.....(posts){#lang_emotions_lol_fast}

56.       bod
5999 posts
 07 Jan 2009 Wed 03:34 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

I have a feeling, you are talking to yourself Bod..

 

Why do you have this feeling???

*CoNFuSeD*

 

I know AEnigma has suggested that Dogman is one of my pets but I only have one pet and that is FlossDog!

57.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 24 Aug 2009 Mon 12:11 pm

 

A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex!

 

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

 

There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time. 

 

I wonder where Guam is?

 

 

58.       lady in red
6947 posts
 24 Aug 2009 Mon 12:29 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

*A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex!

 

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

 

There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time. 

 

**I wonder where Guam is?

 

 

 

*hmmm.....Roll eyes

 

** Guam is an island in the western Pacific Ocean and is an organized, unincorporated territory of the United States. It is one of five U.S. territories with an established civilian government.  The island´s capital isHagåtña (formerly Agana). Guam is the largest and southernmost of the Mariana Islands.

 

(there you go H - looks like you found the perfect job at last!!!) lol lol

 


59.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 24 Aug 2009 Mon 01:08 pm

 

Quoting lady in red

 

 

*hmmm.....Roll eyes

 

** Guam is an island in the western Pacific Ocean and is an organized, unincorporated territory of the United States. It is one of five U.S. territories with an established civilian government.  The island´s capital isHagåtña (formerly Agana). Guam is the largest and southernmost of the Mariana Islands.

 

(there you go H - looks like you found the perfect job at last!!!) lol lol

 


 

I bet once our tc gentlemen read it, TheH will have a lot of competition. I hope they won´t run out of virgins there lol

60.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 24 Aug 2009 Mon 03:42 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

 

 

I bet once our tc gentlemen read it, TheH will have a lot of competition. I hope they won´t run out of virgins there lol

 

I bet they will read it..

(Right now, I am posting the samething into all Irish forums..And I am assuming all Irish men them will be going to Guam and I will be coming to Ireland Roll eyes  

Woohoo..  Angel

61.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 24 Aug 2009 Mon 09:12 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex!

 

 

 

 OMG....I sometimes tell my husband that I think his mind is always in the gutter!  Now I KNOW it is!  He has to shave twice a day!!!<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

62.       teaschip
3870 posts
 24 Aug 2009 Mon 09:35 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 

 OMG....I sometimes tell my husband that I think his mind is always in the gutter!  Now I KNOW it is!  He has to shave twice a day!!!<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

Could it just be that Turkish men are hairy....<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)   So what about all these Amish guys...are they thinking about sex all the time too..Big smile

63.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 25 Aug 2009 Tue 02:40 pm

 

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by the thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a bachelor’s degree. 

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.What the hell!

Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented. No way

 

A housewife with phd degree seems perfect

 



Edited (8/25/2009) by thehandsom

64.       lady in red
6947 posts
 25 Aug 2009 Tue 02:55 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by the thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a bachelor’s degree. 

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.What the hell!

Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented. No way

 

A housewife with phd degree and a beard seems perfect

 

 

Did you just make this up???  What the hell!

 

65.       teaschip
3870 posts
 25 Aug 2009 Tue 03:02 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by the thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a bachelor’s degree. 

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.What the hell!

Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented. No way

 

A housewife with phd degree seems perfect

 

 

 Where do you get these things from?<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

66.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 25 Aug 2009 Tue 03:04 pm

 

Quoting teaschip

 

 

 Where do you get these things from?<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

They are the results from my years and years of researching in this field...<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

67.       lady in red
6947 posts
 25 Aug 2009 Tue 03:07 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

They are the results from my years and years of researching in this field...<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

So you did just make it up You smartass!

68.       foka
597 posts
 28 Aug 2009 Fri 08:12 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

They are the results from my years and years of researching in this field...<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

now im AGK thehandsome .....look what you made....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc7T2KDpjGo

 

 

69.       birdy
245 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 12:25 am

the WARII started in Poland?on 1st September 1939,my nation is celebrating 70th anniversary of it,being torn between Germans and Russians that attacked us on 17th from other side..

My land suffered so much ..more than any other...

70.       foka
597 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:05 pm

 

Quoting birdy

the WARII started in Poland?on 1st September 1939,my nation is celebrating 70th anniversary of it,being torn between Germans and Russians that attacked us on 17th from other side..

My land suffered so much ..more than any other...

 yeap....did u see maybe on tvp2--programme about american, british and german history students....what they said about II War???

in one word...only Bristish one answered correct for all questions....its so so sad , that people dont know general facts of world history

 

71.       mhsn supertitiz
518 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:22 pm

 

Quoting birdy

the WARII started in Poland?on 1st September 1939,my nation is celebrating 70th anniversary of it,being torn between Germans and Russians that attacked us on 17th from other side..

 

 

yes, we all know that Dobrowskis are good at starting a war and then losing it. Big smile

72.       catwoman
8933 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:24 pm

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

yes, we all know that Dobrowskis are good at starting a war and then losing it. Big smile

 

why don´t you learn a little bit about your own country now that you have mastered all the other ones! lol

73.       Melek74
1506 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:27 pm

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

yes, we all know that Dobrowskis are good at starting a war and then losing it. Big smile

 

Awww, still feeling bitter over losing to Dobrowskis in Vienna? 

74.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:27 pm

 

Quoting catwoman

 

 

why don´t you learn a little bit about your own country now that you have mastered all the other ones! lol

 

lol lol lol 

ha ha ha

(TC tonight is getting better and better!!!)

75.       mhsn supertitiz
518 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:30 pm

 

Quoting Melek74

 

 

Awww, still feeling bitter over losing to Dobrowskis in Vienna? 

 

still talking about Vienna? it`s traumatic for you, eh? <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)



Edited (9/2/2009) by mhsn supertitiz

76.       foka
597 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:32 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

lol lol lol 

ha ha ha

(TC tonight is getting better and better!!!)

 

 As always

77.       Melek74
1506 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:33 pm

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

still talking about Vienna? it`s traumatic for you, eh? <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

Traumatic? Such a glorious victory? I thought you´d be still licking your wounds. Obviously you repressed it from your memory (must have been soooo painful).

78.       foka
597 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:33 pm

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

still talking about Vienna? it`s traumatic for you, eh? <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

 or maybe for you mshn ?

79.       mhsn supertitiz
518 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:37 pm

 

Quoting foka

 

 

 or maybe for you mshn ?

 

hmmm, it`s only Dobrowskis who always talk about Vienna on tc. It certainly doesn`t have an important place in our lives. obsessed?<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

80.       Melek74
1506 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:50 pm

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

hmmm, it`s only Dobrowskis who always talk about Vienna on tc. It certainly doesn`t have an important place in our lives. obsessed?<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

Indeed, it seems the Turks like to forget history .

 

Disclaimer:

The above is a sarcastic response for the sake of playful banter, which is no way reflects the opinions of the author of this post. It does NOT mean that the author if the post considers the Turks to be:

a) ignorant of history of their own country

b) ignorant of history of Europe and the world in general

c) purposefully manipulating historical facts

d) covering up facts and pretending they never happened

e) too pridefull to admit defeat

Also, the author of the post would like to state that the information on the Siege of Vienna was in no part provided and/or manipualted by the Christian Media.



Edited (9/2/2009) by Melek74

81.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 02 Sep 2009 Wed 10:50 pm

 

Quoting Melek74

 

 

Traumatic? Such a glorious victory? I thought you´d be still licking your wounds. Obviously you repressed it from your memory (must have been soooo painful).

 

Stop reminding that !!!I will get you

 

82.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 12:15 am

 

Quoting Melek74

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

The above is a sarcastic response for the sake of playful banter, which is no way reflects the opinions of the author of this post. It does NOT mean that the author if the post considers the Turks to be:

a) ignorant of history of their own country

b) ignorant of history of Europe and the world in general

c) purposefully manipulating historical facts

d) covering up facts and pretending they never happened

e) too pridefull to admit defeat

Also, the author of the post would like to state that the information on the Siege of Vienna was in no part provided and/or manipualted by the Christian Media.

 

PMSL lol melek - you go girl muehahhahahhahahahha

83.       mhsn supertitiz
518 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 12:52 am

 

Quoting Daydreamer

 

 

PMSL lol melek - you go girl muehahhahahhahahahha

 

why are they too many Dobrowskis on tc? Razz Someone should teach them about birth control.<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

84.       catwoman
8933 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 02:00 am

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

why are they too many Dobrowskis on tc? Razz Someone should teach them about birth control.<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

what a racist statement. Puking you are accumulating your racist comments now.. it might be time for you to leave the forum soon.



Edited (9/3/2009) by catwoman

85.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 02:44 am

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

why are they too many Dobrowskis on tc? Razz Someone should teach them about birth control.<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

 

yeah but definitely not your ma...

 

We´re looking up to the natural growth in Turkey and try to boost our low index. Till we succeed you´ll have to put up with elderly Poles constantly pinning your ears back

86.       mhsn supertitiz
518 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 03:16 am

 

Quoting Daydreamer

 

 

yeah but definitely not your ma...

 

We´re looking up to the natural growth in Turkey and try to boost our low index. Till we succeed you´ll have to put up with elderly Poles constantly pinning your ears back

 

I didn`t know that you have a problem of decreasing marginal population. might it be because of your drunk lazy men? Big smile but don`t worry, you can always import some Turkish dudus to give a boost to your population. RazzFlowers

87.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 03:25 am

 

Quoting Daydreamer

 

 

yeah but definitely not your ma...

 

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

The queen!!!! FlowersFlowersFlowersFlowers

88.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 02:19 pm

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

I didn`t know that you have a problem of decreasing marginal population. might it be because of your drunk lazy men? Big smile but don`t worry, you can always import some Turkish dudus to give a boost to your population. RazzFlowers

We do, actually...you might get to know the world without Dobrowskis when you reach puberty Thanks for the advice but we´ve already tried importing Turks. It was no good as Dobrowski women were too dominant and not eager to buy them laptops and mobiles

 

89.       birdy
245 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 03:50 pm

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

yes, we all know that Dobrowskis are good at starting a war and then losing it. Big smile

 

 Since an expert in Dobrowskis issues is speakingLaugh at and since YOU ALL KNOW..the Dobrowskis truth  will be beyond your ALL ken<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

90.       birdy
245 posts
 03 Sep 2009 Thu 03:57 pm

 

Quoting mhsn supertitiz

 

 

I didn`t know that you have a problem of decreasing marginal population. might it be because of your drunk lazy men? Big smile but don`t worry, you can always import some Turkish dudus to give a boost to your population. RazzFlowers

 

 It appears we have one  masochist volunteer here who would resign from material things  and would come in next,possible flow to Dobrowskis land <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)

if only the immigration Dobrowskis law was a bit lenient!!!!

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