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News Flash...........
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 05:49 am |
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It was reported that early today, Sense O. Humor was tried, convicted and sentenced to death by a small group at TLC.
Reports are sketchy, however we have learned that after the lethal injection was administered, a rogue group, known only as CGG, infiltrated and rescued Humor.
At the time of this report, resuscitation efforts were still being performed.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 06:39 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: It was reported that early today, Sense O. Humor was tried, convicted and sentenced to death by a small group at TLC.
Reports are sketchy, however we have learned that after the lethal injection was administered, a rogue group, known only as CGG, infiltrated and rescued Humor.
At the time of this report, resuscitation efforts were still being performed.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 08:13 am |
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:30 am |
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He will be missed although, on the bright side, his trial and sentence have proven that the female part of this forum is incapable of making mature jokes and should immediately undergo a training on Safe Jokes (like "Why did the chicken cross the road" - that is, unless it is derogatory to imply that chickens are predestined to cross the road).
Also, extermination of O. Humour will give us, testosterone-challenged lot, a chance to master hobbies and/or professions appropriate for our sex - knitting, sewing and cooking.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:39 am |
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Rumor has it, he´s not dead yet 
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:41 am |
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Wanna bet - just wait for the Grim Club to get online...they´ll carry out the sentence with their own fingertips 
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:44 am |
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Quoting Daydreamer: Wanna bet - just wait for the Grim Club to get online...they´ll carry out the sentence with their own fingertips |
The Grim Club ain´t got nothing on the CGG!!
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:53 am |
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Let´s hope so 
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 07:35 pm |
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This just in! It appears resuscitation efforts are working and Sense O. Humor is coming back to life!
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 07:45 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: a rogue group, known only as CGG, |
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(did we gain "terrorist" status yet? )
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 07:50 pm |
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Did someone call me?
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 07:53 pm |
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Quoting SenseOHumourII: Did someone call me? |
THANK GOD you are back SOHII - I hope you enjoyed the care the CGG gave you? (Sorry about Lis´s soup - she makes it herself and we haven´t the heart to tell her we don´t like it).
Cup of tea? 
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 07:56 pm |
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Quoting AEnigmamagnadea: Quoting SenseOHumourII: Did someone call me? |
THANK GOD you are back SOHII - I hope you enjoyed the care the CGG gave you? (Sorry about Lis´s soup - she makes it herself and we haven´t the heart to tell her we don´t like it).
Cup of tea? |
the soup was almost worse than the lethal injection!! however, yes I am glad to be back. Now down to business - who is to blame for killing me?
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 07:58 pm |
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Quoting SenseOHumourII: the soup was almost worse than the lethal injection!! however, yes I am glad to be back. Now down to business - who is to blame for killing me?
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We have arranged for an Identity Parade - please can you pick out the person or persons responsible (it may be hard with TheHandsom because we could not find other people as hairy as him to stand in the parade )
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 08:04 pm |
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..PS. Sorry it had to be Teaschip who gave you the kiss of life... 
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 08:10 pm |
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Quoting AEnigmamagnadea: ..PS. Sorry it had to be Teaschip who gave you the kiss of life... |
It was a conspiracy actually. I can´t help it if your man likes bed Amerkians. 
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 08:11 pm |
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Quoting AEnigmamagnadea: ..PS. Sorry it had to be Teaschip who gave you the kiss of life... |
the kiss was not so bad, however the tongue not completely sure that was a necessity. I will not dwell on it however.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 08:14 pm |
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Quoting SenseOHumourII: Quoting AEnigmamagnadea: ..PS. Sorry it had to be Teaschip who gave you the kiss of life... |
the kiss was not so bad, however the tongue not completely sure that was a necessity. I will not dwell on it however. |
The tongue is my trademark. Sorry for the slip. 
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 09:05 pm |
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you have no idea
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:13 pm |
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Quoting AEnigmamagnadea:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(did we gain "terrorist" status yet? ) |
If I tell you I have to kill you.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:15 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: It was reported that early today, Sense O. Humor was tried, convicted and sentenced to death by a small group at TLC.
Reports are sketchy, however we have learned that after the lethal injection was administered, a rogue group, known only as CGG, infiltrated and rescued Humor.
At the time of this report, resuscitation efforts were still being performed.
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Sense O. Humor is safe and in the CGG safehouse. SOH was successfully resuscitated. Reports indicate the SOH is upright and taking in nurishment even after the helacious beating yesterday.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:19 pm |
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Apparently my soup helped. I know how much everyone loves it so I am making a HUGE batch tonight. Save your appetites kiddos!! See you back at the ranch!
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:24 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth:
Apparently my soup helped. I know how much everyone loves it so I am making a HUGE batch tonight. Save your appetites kiddos!! See you back at the ranch! |
Ummmmm.....wellllll....see....I had a REALLY big lunch, so I will save my portion for the others.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:33 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
Apparently my soup helped. I know how much everyone loves it so I am making a HUGE batch tonight. Save your appetites kiddos!! See you back at the ranch! |
Ummmmm.....wellllll....see....I had a REALLY big lunch, so I will save my portion for the others. |
No worries gg...I will put yours aside for tomorrow. Handsom said he will give you his portion too, as he is going on some kind of "self discovery retreat"..whatever that is. Apparently he will be on some kind of fast.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:38 pm |
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Quote:
Apparently my soup helped. I know how much everyone loves it so I am making a HUGE batch tonight. Save your appetites kiddos!! See you back at the ranch! |
and what is the soup of the day Lis? I just need to know if I should wait for your soup or have a big lunch as gg did
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:40 pm |
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Quote: Quoting geniuda:
Apparently my soup helped. I know how much everyone loves it so I am making a HUGE batch tonight. Save your appetites kiddos!! See you back at the ranch! |
and what is the soup of the day Lis? I just need to know if I should wait for your soup or have a big lunch as gg did |
You know the usual....cabbage...beans...onions...some ketsup and a few sardines. It´s medicinal.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:40 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth:
No worries gg...I will put yours aside for tomorrow. Handsom said he will give you his portion too, as he is going on some kind of "self discovery retreat"..whatever that is. Apparently he will be on some kind of fast. |
Oh that won´t be a good day for me. I plan on being full tomorrow too.
Hey!!! Give it to kitty, she likes that kind of thing!!!
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:41 pm |
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Quoting geniuda:
and what is the soup of the day Lis? I just need to know if I should wait for your soup or have a big lunch as gg did |
(pppppsssssstttttttttt.....gen....BIG LUNCH!!!)
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:41 pm |
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Quote: Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting geniuda:
Apparently my soup helped. I know how much everyone loves it so I am making a HUGE batch tonight. Save your appetites kiddos!! See you back at the ranch! |
and what is the soup of the day Lis? I just need to know if I should wait for your soup or have a big lunch as gg did |
You know the usual....cabbage...beans...onions...some ketsup and a few sardines. It´s medicinal. |
no eggplant in it?
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:44 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: You know the usual....cabbage...beans...onions...some ketsup and a few sardines. It´s medicinal. |
see you later Lis, it is LUNCH time!! and I am having a big one thank you anyways!!
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 10:52 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting girleegirl: It was reported that early today, Sense O. Humor was tried, convicted and sentenced to death by a small group at TLC.
Reports are sketchy, however we have learned that after the lethal injection was administered, a rogue group, known only as CGG, infiltrated and rescued Humor.
At the time of this report, resuscitation efforts were still being performed.
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Sense O. Humor is safe and in the CGG safehouse. SOH was successfully resuscitated. Reports indicate the SOH is upright and taking in nurishment even after the helacious beating yesterday. |
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:08 pm |
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looks like the party is about to begin!!!  what do you need me to bring? food? booze? gum? wax?
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:10 pm |
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Quoting Leelu:
looks like the party is about to begin!!! what do you need me to bring? food? booze? gum? wax? |
All of the above?
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:11 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Leelu:
looks like the party is about to begin!!! what do you need me to bring? food? booze? gum? wax? |
All of the above? |
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:12 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Leelu:
looks like the party is about to begin!!! what do you need me to bring? food? booze? gum? wax? |
All of the above? |
My soup goes really well with Tequila...
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:17 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth:
My soup goes really well with Tequila... |
I prefer my tequila with limes and salt but thanks anyway!
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:22 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
My soup goes really well with Tequila... |
I prefer my tequila with limes and salt but thanks anyway! |
errrrrrrrrrm .. after reading SOHII and everyone elses, I am starting a new diet and I have to cleanse my system for 4 days prior. I am not allowed anything but tequila, limes, salt, beer
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:24 pm |
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lulubelle if you are starting this new diet I must insist that you turn all of your medications over immediately.
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:25 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl:
lulubelle if you are starting this new diet I must insist that you turn all of your medications over immediately. |
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:32 pm |
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Oh my god, this is much more serious than I thought!! Don´t tell me you have taken all the pain medication you were on all at once!!!!
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:35 pm |
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Oh my god, this is much more serious than I thought!! Don´t tell me you have taken all the pain medication you were on all at once!!!! |
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31 Jul 2008 Thu 11:41 pm |
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Quoting Leelu:
hiccup .. I lost the bottle at one point. I have yet to find it. Did you happen to come across it? |
Well let´s see. There were 2 bottles under your bathroom sink, 1 in the kitchen cabinet, 1 in the dishwasher  , 2 under your bed, 3 in the freezer......does that account for them all?
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01 Aug 2008 Fri 12:11 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Leelu:
hiccup .. I lost the bottle at one point. I have yet to find it. Did you happen to come across it? |
Well let´s see. There were 2 bottles under your bathroom sink, 1 in the kitchen cabinet, 1 in the dishwasher , 2 under your bed, 3 in the freezer......does that account for them all? |
errrrrrrrrrrrrm .. what about the one behind the monitors in the office? and the 2 between the couch cushions? I "think" thats all of them !! 
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01 Aug 2008 Fri 12:12 am |
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Quoting Leelu: Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Leelu:
hiccup .. I lost the bottle at one point. I have yet to find it. Did you happen to come across it? |
Well let´s see. There were 2 bottles under your bathroom sink, 1 in the kitchen cabinet, 1 in the dishwasher , 2 under your bed, 3 in the freezer......does that account for them all? |
errrrrrrrrrrrrm .. what about the one behind the monitors in the office? and the 2 between the couch cushions? I "think" thats all of them !! |
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