this was sent to me by a friend

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don´t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you´re talking to them. New shoes don´t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs lo ok. You can ´do´ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

Not many women have responded!   Most of it is true - especially the bit about the world is your urinal!

we, the men, are the kings of the world. no way. that´s why, all the women must accept this fact. no way again. women always need us for accumulating interest.

 Had a sense of humourectomy?   without women you would have had to find another profession

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this thing is soooooooooooo funny and so true, just shows you how ucky beings men are, lol, but really they have no idea how big the pleasure of shopping is and all those things , i feel sorry for them because of that if they only felt it.... and that gas station thing ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

SAME WORK MORE PAY?!?! WHERD U GET THAT IDEA??????

hahaha çok komik !!!!!!!

I can imagine there must be some women who can be also depicted in the same way, except for the beard and baby thing. Yet these women may find themselves depressed too. If I am one of these, I´ll be so depressed to kill myself.

 Is humourectomy possible when there was never humour before?

 You REALLY don´t like women do you dear?

Don´t worry, I am sure there are men who are looking for Turkish dudus too

 Deleted by me without bothering to warn him.  I hope no-one objects

Sorry Trudy - you were too quick with your reply so yours had to go too.

 Hey, don´t over-moderate.... (I understand, but I would love to see the responses...   )

cos they never have PMS syndrome....!!!!!!!!!!!

that´s why, you have many accounts in this site. take a new account and entitle it as pmstrain. it´d be great for you.

 Well since you have also had multiple names here is a suggestion for you next one.....E. D.

(if you need help deciphering that, let me know, I am more than happy to help) 

you have to prove if i had multiple accounts in here, otherwise you´ll be elected the biggest slanderer in this site. i have only one account Rocco Siffredi and it´s my name. i don´t need to have multiple accounts in this website. it´s a job of the crappy people you know. grazie.

Oh, I can´t wait to see how you will "prove" your accusations against the "trains" then.....or shall you take the title you have so blithley granted to me?

 Actually GG,they reveal themselves,they dont need any proves,some people as they says have their spirits in their words ´style´,you would know then just by hearing/reading them

Please decipher it for us GG?

We would like to see the journey started as adonis (nationalistic word/quotes from quran/elibrody´s protector etc) then 555k ( ) and now a  porn star ..

Like to see where his journey is going...

 That´s exactly my point with our resident fake italian porn star.  I know the trains are members/ex-members.  I just think it´s funny he has such a problem with the trains when he has been here/deleted many times himself. 

ooooh!!!! Tell me what Ed stands for! Plzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! I trid but i have no idea!!!

 I dont usually participate in the forums much.. but this was funny. I would not say what this is, but just google Bob Dole advertisements. That should give you a good idea.

Why would Rocco want to be Elizabeth Dole? 

I found this site and never knew it existed . . . quite funny.  http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bob_Dole

but this is probably more topical:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin

 Wow. Never knew that Bob Dole referred to himself as Bob Dole or that he had a hater group, although most politicians do! Interesting read.