It says I am 30% gay!!!!

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Ouh :-S it says i am 40% gay!!!! No Way !!!!

Meltem is %36 gay.

You´re a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!

Oha....

It says I am 33% gay!!

 Ouh that is quite high Ciko - are you in denial?

53% gay. Not surprising, must be the moustache and huge balls

Daydreamer,

Will you stop shattering my dreams?

ok, moustache was a joke but the balls (although metaphorical) cannot be hidden

Aww..

Thank you for the clarification and ´restoring my dreams´..

Metaphorical balls and joke about moustache are alright and perfectly acceptable for me..

So I am keeping my daydream!!

Is that some kind of star-spangled 33% gay daydream (perhaps with Pet Shop Boys playing in the background)?

Ha ha

I can assure you,  my daydream contains 0% of gayness (and the background song is ´wonderful tonight´ from E Clapton)

 Hehe!  So am I - does that mean we balance each other out and we´re a good match???

Heck, I am 40% gay!  Must be the oil changes and the DIY that "swung" it for me

Nice choice of song

it is absolutely crap!!!! i am 100 % alpha male

It says %26 for me

enough to understand the opposite sex i guess

I would not call 36% something that "sometimes pops out"!

 Would you like to meet up with me one day catwoman? We can broadly talk about it over a drink.

Definitely, sounds like it might be fun -- we would just have to keep it secret (especially from DK)

It will be

(and I have no idea about what´s going on between you and DK, I was away at that time, though I suspected that there was something unusual when I saw that she was an admin! )

Well darling... let´s just keep it secret from her for now... I will explain everything later... and.. and if our drink night will come out fine, we might just have another admin. What do you say?

am i not invited to the party?

No!

hahaha Then it means that you and DK have had a drink night like that. 

OK, I close the subject for now.

 Come oooonnn!!!

Its gonna be fun!

I will pm you with the details... I´m quite excited about this...

We do not need two more admins!

It says I am a happy well adjusted hetero babe at 46% gay.  Looks like I am the gayist person on TC so far! 

I have to admit that I got excited too

I really expected that... you are really just trying to fool us with your nickname.

 gg and I are really men in disguise....I am also 46% gay! 

 Feeling a wholeeeeeeeee lot better about my 30% now, tesekkur ederim

Ohhhh Lis....call me?? 

 Ok, but I get to wear the bow this time!!

lesluv is 53% gay .......i suppose with a name like that i would have to be mwahaha

 Fine but I get the leather pants!!

   You got it!

56 % gay! 

"You´re very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!" 

Sounds like me alright! 

I´m also 33% gay.

 It must had been the "set of lucky underwear" you keep hiding in the closet

 Would that be the one he bought in Asda?? .

BTW - if you add me, Trudy and handsom together we are 99% gay!

You mean my ´black ones with pink points´ or ´black leather ones´?

Lir

Please dont put me together with Trudy.. (Even the writing up there, ´Trudy and handsom together´ does not look right)

btw. have you found a hotel for me in Turgutreis? I will be there this coming sunday (I could not find any tickets earlier than that )

Handsom, how wonderful that you´ll be in Turgutreis from coming Sunday. Can LIR be our chaperon?

I certainly did!  I was just waiting for you to tell me the date of your arrival - I will pm you all the details.  Really looking forward to meeting you

(PS - It is a different hotel to Trudy´s

 You promised me to book room 418 for Handsom, next to mine....  

 Trudy - you keep changing your mind!!!  I just can´t keep up!

 Isn´t changing one´s mind a female privilage?

Thank you Lir..

You are an angel..

I am coming there to read my books and have a quite time only. And considering stilettos  and Trudy´s murderoues imaginations.

This is the best for me really..

ps..if there is a slightest chance that I may meet her there by chance, please let me know..I will cancel my holiday..

Don´t worry - I´ll take her to Gumbet - I´m sure she will love it!  (You can leave my ´thankyou gift´ with reception )

I said it all along that there is sexual tension between them...

 In your dreams maybe... (and in my nightmare!)

ohh I didnt know you had two sets, but I meant the black leather ones of course  .. thehandsom, my friend you should bring them with you to Turgutreis, I am sure you will impress Trudy .

Anyways I have found the pic you sent when you wore your black leather set at the parade... this might give Trudy an idea of you 33% gayish score

And it is my DOUBLE mightmare!!!

 ROFL!!!!

 And look!!!  He shaved his legs to show them off better!

 And he said he was only 30% gay? 

 No GG, he said 33%......surely 3% makes a difference...doesnt?

When you are talking about gayness and Turks.....YOU BET 3% makes a huge difference!!  It could be the difference between a nice guy and a "fairy" nice guy.

 Quite right.  That 3% explains the gold medallion!!! 

 The only one who can answer this is very, very quiet.....

 With the amount of gayness between them, it could be interesting

Well done to Ciko and thehandsom for being the only Turkish males (in fact the only males!) to do the test and make public the results!!

I can only assume the other male members are too scared of their repressed sexuality

Well, I went there and got bored after the first question. Sorry, I don´t think I will ever be so eccentric like Steve-O. 

Me too

 That answer is too easy...

Well Lir..

The agency FINALLY managed to send me something: Could you adjust the booking dates with that hotel please?

(I am trying to change the departure date btw. )

Of course - consider it done! .  BTW would you like me to arrange for someone to pick you up from the Airport?  Just one condition though - could you please NOT wear the outfit from Genuida´s photo - they are a bit old-fashioned here. .

Otherwise REALLY looking forward to meeting both you and Trudy - although I suppose I will have to divide my time between you to keep you apart.

(P.S.  Any chance you could bring some bacon and cheddar cheese with you??)

I am glad that the forum is proving so useful for both of you! Otherwise, I have no idea how you would communicate in such sensitive matters!

 You promised me your undivided attention.....

Well it looks like he will be going before you.. so my time will be all yours! 

(sorry you-know-who - but I must look after Trudy!)

 Thanks LIR, I really need your help in protecting me....

I do hope that you have a great time together.

 Me too...

 Catwoman!  You surprise me!  You are condoning the use of this site for dating purposes........................... I thought that was against the rules

 Once and for all!!!! TRUDY AND I ARE NOT DATING!!!

 Thou dost protest to much!! ha ha

 Who mentioned you and Trudy.................... there was another individual involved in the arrangements

Im only 33% gay

I was sure it would he higher

Ermmm.......

Is one third not high enough?

 OUhhhhhhhh we have the same askim!!!!!!!!!  But mine is 2 years younger

Askim?

 Check our photos

Geeeezzzz...... You both have the same askim... it´s a triangle...

 Like you, me and Melty?

 I started to love this triangle

No canim, Melty is ONLY mine! Do not dare flirt with her behind my back... I tend to be very jealous!

Ermmm??? you should give us an explanation for this Kitty , you are violating the rules

Admin clearly stated:
2. TC is not a dating site. Using TC for such purposes is not allowed and such action will result in account deletion

Dont you ever follow Admins rules Kitty?

p.s Is not that I am jealous eh? It is simply a friendly reminder

 Well we are not actually dating.  Just sharing a passionate 3-way friendship....

 Not with me!  Only with LIR!

It is clear that you are usiing LIR as a cover-up for your affair! Stop it!!!

 Affair? With you-know-who? No way. Where is the nearest convent?

Good try canim! I have been watching you and I can see that you have a taste for we-know-who... (Ok, you can pm me about the answer... I realize you don´t want to disclose it here )

 I checked out your picture askim..... sweet

I am glad that you pointed our yours was 2 years younger, I was beginning to worry that mine was staying out all night and coming home smelling of pasta.......

 Sorry, not referring to your 3 way what ever and a car, but the on going arrangements of a certain other three

 Is this not going off topic (by recent standards)?

 oh i think there may still be some gayness implied so still counts ha ha

 With your name, you will ALWAYS be on topic in this thread

 mwahahaha

Nearly as much as I´m straight

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-how-gay-or-straight-are-you-test

Found this one, so we can all confirm if we are straight or gay and I am very very straight!  Scored 1

 OH libralady thank you so much for posting this...now I know for sure I am not gay! 

 Maybe you should add a warning for the potentially offensive/disturbing image.

They assume that "we all like porn"? Gosh... that question just shows to me what kind of sick definitions of gender and sexuality these people have.

 You´re right caným

They say it like "we all like sex", I think they just consider porn = sex.

I find that quite offensive and degrading actually... but you are right... these ignorant people might have thought so... after all porn is now everywhere like a flu virus (just way more disgusting)!

 Hehe! Me too!!  (Sorry Trudy  - looking forward to meeting you thehandsom!!!   )

OMG... LIR... .we can see through your messages...

 Old news. I already knew you like thehandsom more than just a little.....

 I didnt find the picture offensive or disturbing. But I thought the questions were

 I thinkyou are abusing your position Ms Catwoman!!!

 What images?  I never noticed any pictures

Modify 1.

Apologies to anyone I have offended by posting the link, but I took it as rather lighthearted .........ooops

Modify 2.

Am I missing something?  Where are the offensive images?  If you are referring to the naked couple, that is a beautiful picture and not in the least offensive.......to me anyway.

Some are more easily offended /shocked by an (in my view and I think yours as well) innocent picture....

 Yes, I was referring to that nude gay couple. It might be shocking to some people, it was to me, to say the truth. Just thought that it would be better if there were a warning about it.

 Why was it shocking? They weren´t ´doing´ anything....

Trudy... I suggest you don´t post pictures of that type from your Turkey vacation with LIR...

I promise I won´t. (But I must say the idea of shocking pictures in general is tempting....  

Besides LIR said she was looking foreward to thehandsom, not to me.

Well... that´s really very gracious of her to say that... but do you think that her 55% gayness will endure it when she sees both you and thehairy next to each other?

Lir..there is a delay unfortunately

I will be there tomorrow early in the morning.

Is it ok?

And this delay also gives me the opportunity to do some shopping this evening.

Since you know the area more than I do, could you tell me which one of these will be more suitable?

Thehandsom... if I may... I´m sorry, but all the options you gave are for men without hair... I think this is more suitable in your case:

 (I knew we should have conducted our arrangements by pm! )

 The side-zipped one is very nice and probably suitable for our ´semi´-nudist beach.  Do you wear a belly button ring? 

However, you might like to bring the men´s burkini that catwoman has kindly shown us - just in case the zip breaks or the ´semi´-nudist beach is full

Personally, i think that if the blue one had a zipper on the side, that would be the best...

Don´t you read my posts????   I read ALL yours

CW, I promised no shocking pictures with LIR involved, but you didn´t say anything about pictures of thehandsom.... They are allowed here, I suppose? I will bring extra batteries for my camera.....

 I am REALLY stressing about keeping you two apart now   

 Good that you mention that. I´ll bring my long focus lens.....

Excuuuse me!!

There is no way I will be seeing Trudy there, because I dont want to..

I am going there to read my books and look at the blue sky ONLY.

Supposing you met by accident?  And just didn´t recognise each other???  And I could meet both of you but not tell you who I am!!   .   I do know what Trudy looks like and I think I will recognise that burkini if I see it    -   and, and, and....I know where you are both staying but you don´t each know where the other one is!!!   Geez I could have some fun. 

 Anticipatory pleasure?

Excuse me!!

But I find these pictures ´growing in length with hood or without hood´ quite OBSCENE!!

 Jealous?

 Sorry, but it never crossed my mind they might be gay - just two men with perfectly honed bodies in a photogragh - I promise to be vigilent in future

I would have thought that the zipped version would be problematic for someone so hairy  

 I am planning on taking him straight to a Turkish barber´s for ´the full treatment´ the minute he arrives   (but please don´t tell him - he doesn´t know )

 Your secret is safe with me ................. but I can´t vouch for the others

Apparently I am 73% gay.......

Now there´s a surprise - LoL

"You´re quite open minded between the sheets and just a little bit gay when out on the streets!"

 Does that mean only 27% hetrosexual or that you have 73% gayness as a hetrosexual?

 What´s the difference my dear aenigma? I cannot see it.

 Think about it

I was wondering much the same thing m´dear.......

The meme doesn´t make it clear :-S

The weather is so lovely, the sky is so blue and everything is so calming in Turgutreis..

Thank you for everything LIR..

Just a quick question though:

I saw you sitting with a ginger hair woman in the bar..was she?

I mean was she her?

Ohh Turgutreis, it just brings me good child memories. I passed a lot of summers there when I was very young. And now after all those years, I don´t know it has become like what.  

dont cry meltem..you are breaking my heart now..

But you are right..This is a beautiful place..Just lovely!

Do you want anything from here?

Handsom, thank you very much for consoling my love... please bring her anything that she wishes. Thank you!

God catwoman.

How sensitive  you are about meltem..

It was just consoling..you believe me on that

I mean, you dont need to be jealous..ok?

 In my time, there was very little in Turgutreis, it was very very calm, virgin and very few people visited there and mainly there was nature. I hope it has not become too much commercialized. I love white Bodrum houses and the flowers that we call "Bodrum çiçeði". Everytime we brought some Bodrum çiçeði and plant it in Istanbul, they would never be as nice as in Bodrum, and most of the time they would die.  



Thank you for the reconcilation.

 She insisted on visiting that bar - I didn´t tell her it was your hotel though - and she isn´t really ´ginger´ exactly......

BTW she does keep dropping your name into the conversation........