Catwoman : short haired, slender, slow moving, tidy, immaculate...

thehandsome: frail, balding, jovivial, entertaining

Roswitha: I picture her as relentlessly browsing from one article to another depicting oriental life.

Ladyinred:Considerate, mellow, easy-going, solemn, distant, silent

Aenigma: easily bored, irritated equally easily cheers up, well-cared-for,dominant yet beautiful 

Daydreamer: takes life lightly, likes shopping and travelling.

You´re almost right, the only mistake was shopping. I hate it!

Ouhhhhhhhhh this is spookily accurate

Love you for the "beautiful" !!!

Heheh Vineyards you are in good mood today - very funny!

Well thank you (I think?).  Just asked eþim his opinion and got a ´definitely not´ to 1,2,3,4 and 6 and ´I wish you were´ to No. 5!

 I think everybody will agree on that one for sure!

Nice idea VY.

hmmm..

 Hahaha I guess thehandom won´t take offence....but thehandsom(e) with an E might!

Any others Vineyards?

How about girleegirl, Deli-kizin, Elisabeth, Libralady, JustTwoMinutes (I can NEVER remember Tams full name in Turkish!) ....

You are welcome to make your own contributions. How about me for example, everyone?

Oh

I got cross for nothing..it was not me..it was thehandsom(e) with E..phew...

I find this quite amusing.............. but in my opinion, the image that is portrayed by members here are not their real selves, they are entirely different people and would never act in realife the way they act on here - except me

or, they are their real selves but in real life they act entirely differently!

btw I like some of the descriptions, I had never visalised thehandsom as frail or bald or Catwoman as slow, I imagine here always in a rush to do something or get somewhere.

 But you used to have your picture posted so most of us know what you look like!

Vineyards: Clever, mild mannered in real life, humourous, methodical, well cared for, a bit of a lotus eater, amazingly handsome

 Yeah me too.

Damn!  How perceptive of you ll.  Ok time to reveal that I am actually a convicted 35 year-old male confidence trickster currently serving 10 years in Strangeways Prison where I work in the prison library hence the fact that I am able to spend so much time on the pc.

I suppose I´ll have to leave now

 My psychological assessment

 Actually I am lady in red.

 Well, when I am so good all day and biting my tongue, it is good to put on my "evil Aenigma" coat and come to TC to relieve the pressure

 I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 I thought you were lady-in-red´s evil twin brother

 I thought I buried him under the patio!  My God are you telling me he´s still alive.

Well, thanks for the accolade. As for the handsome part, I believe I was kind of handsome some 15-20 years ago. Now, I am a little too fat to be entitled to that.

 This just means there is EVEN MORE of your handsomeness now

Thanks Aenigma, I am doing my best to present the world with more of myself in that regard.

This description makes her seem bi-polar..no offense.

ha ha..

But I think ´yet beautiful´ was enough for her..

 Of course!!!

I just saw a picture of hers once. Not imagining really.

 I think 1, 2 & 3 are true, but 4, 5 & 6?

thehandsom : handsome, calm, a good reader but not a good listener and very intelligent !

catwoman : not feminine, good at pretending to be open minded.

elisabeth : quite beautiful, confident and arrogant

Aenigma : beautiful and funny but angry

sui: i saw his picture anyway

femme : UGLY, arrogant, aggressive but lovely

Canli : brunette, beautiful dark eyes and open minded

Vineyard  : sometimes angry, sometimes very friendly , typical turkish and a good father but not very handsome

teaschip : typical American , blonde, blue eyes, white skin and a bit fat ( like all american)

Ciko: An enigma, very funny (humour hides a dark side ), clever, does not have over-inflated ego and can laugh at himself, probably very handsome

hehehehe thank you..they all are true

i am also very modest!

 Hmmm I think I should erase the "does not have over-inflated ego" part

handsom is just so happy to be called "balding" instead of hairy!!

Here is my take on some of my friends here:

TEASCHIP:  a very tidy woman who wears pearls and white gloves

GIRLEEGIRL:  a lovely lady who spends her time reclining and eating bonbons

CATWOMAN:  slender woman who wears leather pants and has several man slaves to do her bidding

AENIGMA:  a slightly deranged, yet strangely attractive schizophrenic patient who really lives at a mental hospital on an island off the coast of the UK.  She insists that she is the only rightful Queen of England.

TRUDY:  she is really a jet setting supermodel who only pretends to be a teacher. 

HANDSOM:  he ensnares young women with his rapior wit and dudu charms...he is about 5´10", dark hair and eyes, but has a slight hump on his back which he insists is from an old war injury but is really just a lump of hair. 

DAYDREAMER:  really has about 15 kids.....hasn´t slept in 10 years.

 It´s clear you never looked at my pictures....

15 kids? that´s one too many, 14 is true but 15 is a serious exaggeration!

My turn (please notice alphabetical order):

Alameda - the faith warrior, Islam´s first PR lady. Somehow I suspect she´s not as sanctimonious and patronising in her real life as she´s shown her sense of humour on several occasions and I couldn´t help but agree with her on quite a number of issues.

Canli - our Egyptian voice of reason, I love her attitute to debates and maturity. Of course she´s sometimes biased but...who isn´t?

Catwoman - I´ve met her so I know what she is/looks like. And, no, I won´t feed your gossip-hungry curiosity

Daydreamer - a whole book on her wouldn´t be enough to show her charm, intelligence, sense of humour and beauty (inside and outside)

Deli_kizin - a frivolous girl who´s just grew up from her teens. Sweet blonde with a Dutch moral conduct and dislike of having one´s personal freedom limited

Doudi - rumour has it she´s 15 (?!), which would explain the tortures she does to older members who are unwilling to accept that this is the English of tomorrow (they should visit other forums to be dead sure about that). She´s absolutely lovely, absent-minded,  noisy and hyperactive

Elisabeth - currently eating a tuna sandwich with a Mars bar and craving for a huge cup of chocolate ice-cream with mustard. No idea why but I´ve always considered her to be delicate and very feminine (That explains Thehandsom´s interest in her)

Lady In Red - a Brit who deliberately moved to Turkey in spite of NOT having a dudu but her very own British husband. All day long sits on her terrace is a beautiful spot somewhere by the seaside and laughs at TC fights. Occasionally she remembers that she´s a mod and promptly PMs everyone threatening to delete them. Two miniutes later she forgets about her threats and joins the fight

Roswitha - the Poster, the Archivist, the Googler. Gives more food for fight to debate-loving TC members than anybody else

Sui - vide Catwoman

Teaschip - have you seen the Canadian version of Ann of Grean Gables? She reminds me of Maryla Cuthbert but is youger than her. A strong Texan, the opposite of Southern Belle - tough woman, a bit harsh but devoted to her country, religion and rules. I bet she´s got the US flag in her frontyard and, with a beer in her hand, she loughs loudly while hamburgers are getting ready on the BBQ

TheAenigma - blonde Brit from a little island down below. Amongst her hobbies are getting wasted at weekends, pretending to be working on weekdays, dying her friends´ pets pink (that´s why she´s short of friends and has to be on TC almost 24/7 with the exeption of weekends when she´s getting drunk). Oh, have I mentioned her love for argument and sense of humour?

Thehandsom - must be about 40, a normal guy...hold on..normal? Nah, nobody in the IT business is normal. So, he´s a guy with a touchpad instead fingers and an LCD glasses. Tries to keep up the image of a Turkish Dudu/sapik but we all know he´s way too serious for that. The Revolutionary in breaking loads of Turkish taboos

Trudy - I´m having problems here - on the one hand she loves a good laugh, on the other gets serious within a second. Well-informed, we-educated and an absolute travelling maniac! If, in the middle of a tropical jungle, you ever meet a Dutch woman with shorts, glasses on a string, huge backpack on her back and a map in the hand - it´ll be her

Vineyards - a typical Turk, not the Dudu type, proud of who he is and where he is. On the outside he seems calm and diplomatic, but he´ll never miss a chance to give a verbal spanking to anyone who dares not to share his views. Sometimes he´s deadly serious, sometimes surprises us with less serious tones.

Yilgun - I could write an essay with his psychoanalysis but Ae would call that bullying. Say something nice...ok, he´s young, ambitious and loves googling

ugghh that´s hard!

 Hahaha brilliant

(BTW I dont actually drink much and have not been drunk for AGES but maybe I sound it at weekends or something )

Great DD! Just one mistake: not too often maps for me, I always have them upside down or even backwards... (typical female isn´t it?)

 omg, doyou really have 14 kids??? REALLY??? oh and ill be turning 15 next september

Haha!  And THAT is why we know you´re a child doudi my love - only a child would be so ready to be one year older!  Bless you anyway - I thnik yoor rellays weet!!!

 That whole post really made me laugh DD you have a brilliant way with words. 

Excuseeee me Trudy..

DD NEVER makes mistakes..OK?

Oh, have I told you you´re m favourite Handsom? The other usurpers come nowhere close to you. You know me so well If I had msn I´d give it right to you!

 Sooooooo sorry. DD, wil you please, please accept my deepest apologies?

 Ouh

Then...maybe I have such a bad drink problem that my weekends are a blank and I don´t even realise I have a drink problem?

OMG

It is like my dream is coming through..(L)

Gosh..I am gasping for air here...

DD, I am pming you straight away..Dont worry..I will get you an MSN..

We will go through all your (techical) difficulties on the phone (that is the reason why I am sending my mobile phone as well..)

OK?

(oh god..OMG..my pulse .....my blood flowing faster in my body..Joy is flowing into every single cell I have....OMG..)

It seems this is a thread of flattering each other ...

definitely NOT, especially when you read ciko´s biased, angry post.

 It´s feel good Friday, Armegon....someone will think of something nice to say about you sooner or later...or maybe you can just say something nice about yourself! 

Ciko...first of all I don´t have blue eyes or white skin and I´m not fat.....

Here is mine just for Ciko

CIKO...blind as a bat, arrogant without cause, jealous of Americans, televised on Americas most wanted,  probably did not get enough attention from his mother and suffers from short man syndrom (like alot of Turks)..

but you were supposed to say how you think they look!

 all true.

CIKO: handsome (as most of dudus), arrogant (as most turks), as agressive as me, and of course as lovely as me.

random order... and I couldn´t really make it just about looks...

Vineyards - a serious looking man, patiently changing diapers of his little son; likes a glass of raki on a weekend while talking about Turkish politics.

Girleegirl - blonde and beautiful, although says that ´looks don´t matter´

Aenigma - same as Girleegirl regarding the looks; changes her mind often because she´s open-minded

Ciko - short and sweet looking, possibly charming and has a sense of humor

Daydreamer - "you can steal horses with her", no-drama kind of woman, great looking without making any effort, absolutely in love with her son

Elisabeth - good looking, tall, opinionated, but humble enough to genuinely respect different ideas; channels her anger as humor.

Teaschip - funny, intelligent and able to discuss her ideas when she differs; in requited love with Sui, absolutely loves roses and butterflies.... should live in Texas

Sui - fun, intelligent, able to discuss his ideas... charming and flirtatious

Thehandsom - confident to the point of not being threatened by equality of women, often depressed, but takes himself with a dose of humor... loves to tease EVERYONE, sophisticated, a bit fat and balding.. but thinks he´s handsome

Admin - the sexiest man alive....

Sonunda - witty, smart, well taken care of lady with a vast knowledge about the world..

Lady in Red - has the best sense of humor, very young in her spirit, well taken care of lady, energetic, outspoken..

Libralady - fun, energetic, loves being active and discovering new places... shows her serious and mature side, yet doesn´t mind an occasional flirt

Canli - very mature, smart, strong, intelligent, a bit biased about Islam

Deli kizin - fun, liberal, smart and mature, a typical blonde who likes to pamper herself

Trudy - likes attention, though would never admit it

Mltm - biased on some issues... yet, lovely and absolutely stunning...

Roswitha - intelligent lady, a bit lonely sometimes, although seems a bit mild and meek, has quite a temperament; very good looking and elegant

Geniuda - an American-Hispanic, has the best of both worlds gorgeous, fun, loving..

Doudi - reminds us of how we used to be when we were 14 very intelligent and fun

short, scronny, lacking muscle definition, but big mouth.

teas: bed amerikan.

lisa: beda amerikan too.

 Is that you femme?

 me purely myself.

and shame on you, bed amerikans for loosing the elections.

 I think he would prefer a good glass of wine..

welcome back femme..

 Just like that? where is the welcome committee greeting ?  or this doesnt apply to old members coming back?

If she really is FF then welcome back dear!!

 this is a poor job as for someone in charge of welcome committee. i have seen better welcomes of yours. anyway, thanks.

 I am sooooooooo happy you are here.  I hope you will consider staying...yes I am ashamed of the elections.

 OFFFF!! You bed girl...you didn´t even PM me that you were back!!  Borat has been crying everyday that he misses you!

 Welcome back bed FF

What happened to that "lemon" you were sucking?

 Are we EVER going to see him, or will he remain eternally the "Charlie" to us angels?

Ok, here are mine...off the top of my head.

Lady In Red –  Likes to socialize, long straight hair, prefers the color red, plans parties,and a great mod...

Catwoman- Long black hair, little make up, prefers jeans over dresses, intelligent, likes to stimulate her mind, likes challenges and has stock in hustler.

Girlee Girl – Pretty, ambitious, really is a republican, likes to read and funny

Elisabeth- Determined, has great values, good mother, funny and compassionate, head of the PTA

Alameda – Short, semi-grey, glasses and facial hair…that’s if she is a he. Compassionate about learning, researching, posting links and doesn´t like me

Libra Lady – Adventuresome, career orientated, some humor and really loves American fast food.

Thehandsom – Probably gorgeous, but doesn’t want to disclose his attractiveness to heartbroken TC members in fear of spams, open minded, intelligent, and funny.

Aenigma – Pretty, english nose, deep down very sensitive, environmentalist, animal lover, occasionally may cheat and eat chicken, is yearning to have god in her life.

DayDreamer – Really an American, short blond hair, no makeup, intelligent and wears tie dyes Vineyard – Proud father, intelligent, confident and caregiver and cute.

Geniuda - Funny and too pretty to have dated K......

Yilgun-7 - Enthusiast, friendly and cute.

Femme- I won´t call her a good mother, since she got upset the last time I said this.  Funniest member of TC and smart.

 Wow this is getting scary now ....

(definitely NO to the god bit though )

 Thank you, canim. I know I could count on you.

 Me tooooooo

As for the elections, it went according scenario. there would be no Obama if there was no Rice.

 OMG I read this really fast....cuz I am SUPPOSED to be working....and I had to do a double take.  I thought it said she "prefers red panties". 

she´s not a new member, she´s a repeat, so it´s ok.

 Offfff. next time i ll pm you definetely.

 do you want a lemon? can give you some. have "them" a lot.

Welcome back femme!

 What a nice surprise

GG dared to welcome me

Thanks

 Aww you seem to have forgotten we were once engaged!! 

 GG...well I don´t know about that...

 ok, i missed you too.

I am glad you are back ... now the party and the fun has started 

You were missed, especially by thehandsom who cried out loud for too long after your departure and here we had to deal with it

 ........it happens! .......

 thank you for taking care of my hairy orphan. i know he suffered a lot without me.

I have to start deleting them...!!!

 But what if she shares her lemons with you?

 hehehehe they all are true. i didnt get enough attention from my mother because i spent most of my time on streets when i was child and yes i am short and jealous of americans because they have a great president ( after idiot Bush )

 I figured you had little female figures in your life.  That explains everything!  Sounds like your limited education by living off the streets had an impact on you as well.  How much for a rug, Ciko?

 Wow!  It seems you will suffer insults forever now Ciko, you DARED to joke that you thought she was a little fat!!!

A woman scorned...

 hehe i dont care about what she says nowadays.. Her hero- Mccain- is defeated as you know.. she has every right to be aggressive

Ohh Eli the silly joke queen, if i need some flattering, i will bow down to the gang but definately im always oppositinal ....

 It takes more than that to make me a scorned woman...  I have never given anything Ciko has to say to value....why would I start now.

 My hero....Sorry, they don´t brainwash us here in the U.S. like they do to you Turks about your beloved Ataturk.  I´m anxious to see how your brother will do actually....

they dont brainwash us here about Ataturk... what he has done is written on history...

It is a fact that Ataturk was hero... and it also announced by american historicians

Thanks to dear friends who states their thoughts about me

But instead of imagining i rather prefer to see who i talk to  lol

 Yes, Turkey´s hero and I´m not stating he wasn´t.  However, you have no other choice on the contrary, since it would land you in jail.  So that isn´t a sense of brainwashing?

 Hahahahaha I think you are talking to the wrong person Teas

Some sick peoples using the laws like a game doesnt mean there is brainwashing...

anyway...

i saw that i had no image for you?

 But it is a form of brainwashing.... 

Sorry, but I already know what you look like..... no hard feelings...

Here you go..

Sui- Dark hair, brown eyes, cute, engineer, young, hero is Ataturk, impatient and also ................................................................................................................................!!!!!!!!

 I myself is a hero too

 do they not brainwash in US ? vallahi billahi it is funniest sentence of the day!!! your thinking this way shows they do brainwash.  i love america lately for voting obama. please dont make me hate US again

How did I know this thread would turn into an argument....

Catwoman: short, dark/brownish short hair, the sporty type of clothes but not the trainers-type (this was my idea before I saw your pic ), intelligent doctor to be, open-minded but sometimes looses herself in her enthusiasm about her own points of view, doesn´t like to sit still, funny, has absolutely NO idea what REALLY sexy is. A great friend. 

Daydreamer: powerful woman, like said before: the kind that is beautiful without any effort, not too tall, blond short hair , a good mother, good sense of humour, actually the type of personality Id like to have when ´I grow up´ , knows how to appreciate certain Dutch foods.

Lady in red: short, curly, kind of blonde hair, doesn´t get a sunburn quickly, everything but fat, loving, modest, great sense of humour and lovely to talk to.

thehandsom: I think all is said   the type that some Turks would call ´aydýn´ eventhough Im a little allergic to that word, intelligent, arrogant with a tongue in the cheek, great taste in poetry. I think your looks have been discussed enough, and they were sort of what I thought too

Sui: tall, dark, green kind of eyes, a deep love for butterflies, generally open minded about Turkey and willing to criticise, but sometimes says something that you feel ´ you´re better than that´, (sorry ), great taste in music!!! Enjoys votka with cherry and a cigarette.

Aenigma: tall, blonde, environmentalist & veganist who has achieved the miraculous lifestyle in which bacon is no longer involved, to my surprise a smoker!!, lonely, talks too much sometimes and does nothing but complain about mods spoils every thread and then makes mods join her, intelligent and deliciously a-religious.

Roswitha: Google Abla

girleegirl: sits there all alone in the middle of nowhere, for some reason I also picture you blonde but I dont know why great sense of humour and affection for alcoholic beverages

Teaschip: when I first saw your picture a month or 2 ago, I didn´t read your comment and I actually thought you were your mom! I think I should leave it there  Hope you still want to meet in Crowne Plaza

DD how did you write that I already got bored!! I think nearly all of the ´close members´ are fun and wonderful people, it would be great to meet and have a drink.

Quote:

Teaschip: when I first saw your picture a month or 2 ago, I didn´t read your comment and I actually thought you were your mom! I think I should leave it there  Hope you still want to meet in Crowne Plaza

I´ll pass that on to my mom....I´m sure she will appreciate that..   Sure, Crowne Plaza sounds great...just make sure you are looking for me and not my mom.

 Seriously, when I looked at what you wrote I was embarassed and in shock

I don´t think I can miss that tan and that hair

 Please give me an example then, like I was so kind to share with you. I´m glad you like Obama...I hope he sends you a check too.  Then maybe you could open a kabob shop instead of selling rugs.

 You are showing your racism in a very bad way Teas......

 I beg your pardon?  How am I being racist here?

 Is he sending checks?? how come I havent received mines?

 He is talking about doing a stimulous packag...Do you remember getting a refund this year from Bush?  I think I got $600.

example is that many Americans still think America government has no role or intervention in 9/11. they even dont question it. anyway i dont know what is your problem with carpet sellers.. i wonder did any carper seller do BAd things to you in a carper store?

and i dont know what made you think i am uneducated i have mba. is that enough to be educated? i have a good job and am so happy in my beautiful country night night

 Just to clarify...I have a deep appreciation for Turkish rugs their beautiful.  In fact I just bought one a couple months ago.  The topic was how do you picture your classmate..for some reason I picture Ciko as selling rugs....what is so wrong with that?

 I think you know what I mean

Maybe it is the shock of your new president that has brought this on.... it must be hard for you redneck Texans to stomach

PS  "....Turkish rugs they´re (not their)

 Oh Aenigma you are mixing your Amerikans!  Teas isn´t Texan....that´s Lis! 

 Ouh hehehehe well "red neck" anyway

(you bed americans)

 Well I will agree with that....those two really are rednecks! 

Oops....teas is back!!  Time for me to run!!  

 Wow...you have me mixed up with Lis....I´m not a Texan...  You never seem to have a problem belittling others, however when you assume someone else is you come out full charged.  Is it that bipolar thing, vineyard mentioned.

 run run GG...run fast!

 I take back what I said about you.... except the republican thing..

I am just wondering how long this "post election" blues/hormonal phase will last

This thread is getting ugly...

where is my check????

riiiiiing riiiiing.......Obaaammmmmmmaaaaa!!!!!!

 Four years....

 I agree (for once )

Night night

I think you should do better then this when you call someone a racist. I am not so sure if she ´knows what you mean´, I don´t either.

 Ã wonder why are you guys ok with this ? belittling others

Does it gives you the feel that you are stronger and have the upper hand ? Or what ?

 Apologies if it seemed vague - I am referring to Teas comments about Obama in a separate thread. 

Her main objection seems to be that he is "brother" of the east, and not pure blood white american.

what are the dots supposed to stand for? is it something sapik? tell us!!!

Ok, thanks for the explanation.

Short? I am not that short, ok? And.... I do NOT get lost, ever! offfff....

 Come on AE, Ciko made a comment he thought Obama was his brother and I said he could be.  There was no racism at all behind it.

Just so you know...even though I don´t care for Obama the negative remarks that Americans have made about him being Muslim to me, I have corrected them.  It actually pissed me off.

Catwoman,  i wonder where were you while she was insulting me and why do you suddenly appear when someone says something not nice about her? i just realised i was so right about how i pictured you

ciko... don´t be childish. and... I´m glad that you think you are right! I guess then it must be true...

 Teas,i actually understood what AE said from this thread and from another one too

That your main problem with Obama that he may be soft hearted toward the east and not ´bomb,bomb ...´ because of his roots

So i dont understand your post here

Do you say you have no problem with him for being Muslim ?!!!

Or for having Muslims background or something of that kind ?!

 Not at all Canli.  In fact it´s quite immature..however, sometimes it´s hard to swallow when you have been insulted....I apologize to Ciko...but not to AE...

you are the only person i loathe in this site good evening!!!

 Canli......I never said anywhere that I had a problem with Obama being soft hearted towards the east...in fact I don´t necessarily think he is.

I could care less if he is Muslim or not.  I just got done saying that I even argued with ignorant Americans that if he is Muslim should be irrelevant it does not make him bad.

Did you read mine about you?

good for you! honestly, I could care less.

 That is what i understood from your tone,clearer now what you´ve said above,but i must say not expected .

MarioninTurkey - serious looking, but fun once you get to know her (I don´t actually know her, but that´s my impression of her); short, curly hair, fashionable glasses, slim and swift.

femme - though you might think that one can either love or hate her, she´s really a puppy inside; doesn´t care about looks, goes for comfort; skinny.

 Ummmmmmmmm did I say rednecks?????  I meant red States!!! 

Geniuda: Likes walking real fast uphill and downhill for hours without ever getting tired. Enjoy´s monk´s wine.

I have to write that although my little terrorist is getting impatient:

Deli Kizin - short? Me? I´m 174cm is that short? I know you Dutch seem to be all tall to keep your heads above the water but trust me, 174cm is not short!

Oh, and it was me who thought Teas was Texan. Sorry Teas!

And I forgot to characterise GG - she seems an American version of AE but less aggressive and less on the veggie side. I´d say short blonde hair, kind of Geri Halliway (sp?) style, responsible, persistent but never missing out a chance for a good laugh.

Taking inspiration from Femme, here is the DEFINITIVE list:-

Catwoman:   Evil Polish/bed Amerikan feminist mod.

Girleegirl:     Bed blonde Amerikan dudu-fodder.

Elisabeth:     Very bed Amerikan in every way.

Teaschip:     Extremely bed Amerikan in every way and blonde dudu fodder.

Geniuda:      Bed Amerikan dudu-fodder.

Alameda:     Gud Amerikan who wants to be bed Turk.

Roswitha:    Gud Amerikan who likes to watch bed Turks and Evil westerners at war.

Canli:          Gud Egyptian mod who pretends to be bed.

Meltem:      Bed Turk mod who pretends to be gud.

Trudy:        EVIL dutch clog in every way.

Deli-Kizin:   Evil dutch mod clog, dudu fodder.

Femme:     Bed and fat assed Borat.

Libralady:   Bed hypa-active Brit mod who gives lazy asses a bad name.

Peacetrain:  Dull Brit who wants to be bed.

Sonunda:    Evil naughty Brit.

Lesluv:       Evil sapik Brit.

Marion-In-Turkey:  Evil Brit who invaded TurkWorld and pretends to be gud.

Lady in Red:      Evil Brit mod who invaded TurkWorld and doesn’t pretend to be gud.

Daydreamer:     Bed Polish who invaded Ireland and drank it dry.

SuiGeneris:       Bed nationalist/non-nationalist Turk.

Tami:               Bed nationalist Turk.

Wind:               Bed nationalist Turk.

Ciko:                Bed non-nationalist Turk

Vineyards:        Bed Turk who is gud for getting drunk with.

TheHandsom:   Bed non-nationalist Turk who invaded evil UK and declared war on other Bed Turks.

MrX67:            Gud Turk who dresses as Michael Jackson in “We Are The World” video.

Doudi:             Young and gud but if stays here too long, bed.

Yilgun:            Gud Turk for making lists about bed West.

Gsibrahim:      Gud spammer.

Aenigma:        Probably perfect in every way.

 I said ´not too tall´ Never said you were short

Well I am the exception with 1.64, but I really think Americans must be shorter than us!! I went to buy 2 hooded Nike sweaters a week ago or something: I bought an L and an XL

What do I need to do to become ´an EVIL Dutch clog´, like DK?

 become a mod

 That´s too much asked. Isn´t there another option? Please........

 Say more things that I disagree with

 That´s easy, you´re too kind for me now...

This is the best joke in days.....

 Offffffffffffffffffffff!

I changed your description.....

Happy?

 Very. You made my day.

In my first read I didnt see the MrX description. Brilliant! (from )

i´m not sure whats goin on this thread,but really thats great to have different colours on TC picture.)

This is how i imagine Roswitha lol:

i imagine her , having short maybe red or brownish red curly hair, sitting in either 2 places, on a rocking chair on her porch, with her laptop with her, ot in this huge library... sitting on this huge black leather chair, endlessly looking for books, and in the library, all the shelves are full of boos, and she has this huge notepad by her where she writes all these things, and she finds something on the laptop and then instantly writes it on the paper, like some kind of mad genius! Or also on a rocking chair, inside the library, with rading glasses on, on the tip of her nose,finds something intersting in a book, then googling it really quick!

I think shes a very i dont know the word, cultured, umm, sophsticated, you know what i mean!

gosh, do you always have to be like DK!? be yourself a little bit!

 Happily you aren´t Dutch as well. Imagine that I asked to be ´an evil Dutch, like DK and CW´.....

but you can ask to be Dutch like Chantal and DK

 I must admit to lauging out loud at this! Wel Anigmy, you did a gr8t job but who sed you r purfect??

 My Mummy

 That doesn´t count! She´s not a member here! (Or is she..??????)

Wow, it´s been a long time since I have been on TC and missed reading these sometimes funny Forum Topics! 

I couldn´t help but to add my 2 cents and say to Ciko that not All Americans are fat!!!

I may not know Ciko´s character or personality since I have not been on here for such a long time, but Teaschip´s description of him in her defense (though I know she was just kidding) was just too funny!

Peacetrain?

 and daddy bydand?

 OMG Peacetrain and Bydand as my parents?

It is amazing that I turned out to be the practically perfect girl that I am

 Sounds like you must be my sister Mary Poppins then

Vineyards: Likes walking faster than his friends, leaving them far behind and all exhausted  ....He enjoys delighting his friends with an interesting converstation and  nice monk´s wine....

 Seems I was not so wrong

Ooooohhh!!  What do you know that we don´t!!   

my imaginations of how tc people changes, i think so.

e.g. at the beginning i imagined hairy as someone young, slim and unexperienced, shy. later on, when his age was somehow revealed i often thought he was middle-aged fat balding turk no i know hes handsome slim still good looking dudu

as for ladies here, those whom i thought as blondes turned out to be brunettes, and vice-versa

OMG Femme!!!!!

Did theHairy get to you and entice you into his HairyHarem?

aww..canim ya..

ps..I know from experience,  pretending that I am unexperienced and shy ALWAYS works..

 I knew it.....

 You know, I have a serious problem with being a bed Turk. I do not like most Turkish food. In particular anything with eggplant (patlýcan) or green peppers and a lot of tomato sauce. I have tried, really I have, but my body rebels.

I hate to admit, I don´t think Turkish food is particularly healthy either. Perhaps in the past it was, but now there are too many refined and over over processed and over cooked products in it. I hate baklava. I get ill just looking at it.

The bread is tasty, but it´s made out of white flour which doesn´t have much nutritional value.

I wish more healthy eating practices would be introduced to Turkey. It would be nice if there were more whole grains and fresh raw veggies.

So you see, dear Aenigma, I don´t think I´ll ever be able to really be a bed Turk. I do love the people and their wonderful manners and hospitality, it´s just the food that bothers me.

Hmmm.....I love lamb or mutton and yougurt...maybe there is still a chance?

OMG!  what is happening to TC lately?   First Femme goes all giggly and romantic for theHairy. Now you, Alameda suddenly start criticising TurkWorldish food? 

Offffffff I will revise my description

Alameda:  Evil Amerikan with bed taste in food.

 Had the laser operation 5 years ago!

 ...and NO LINKS!!!   

Do what you must my dear....but I have noticed Turks have an high incidence of blood sugar problems and "rheumatism" and arthritis. These are very often a result of poor nutrition.

I know a LOT of Turks with diabetes....or blood sugar problems.....of course you know what the problem is, don´t you. It´s Western influence. It´s those bed Westerners introducing refined food......

 It is like TC Twilight Zone

Alameda you had opportunities for at least SEVEN links back there!

Egg Plant

Tomato Sauce

Baklava

White Flour

Grains

Mutton

Yoghurt

How will I ever learn what these things are now

 How is that my dear?

Now back to how I visualize how you look. Ash Blond hair and great skin....vegetarians usually have great skin. Be careful of the sun, you shouldn´t have too much of it.

You should be slender as you care for your diet. About 5´5"....

Oh...here´s a bonus link on eggplant

 Not bad, but I am a giant (5´ 10")

Phew! The links were greatttttttttttt   Thank goodness....everything is back to normal now

SUI - first i wondered about his french sounding nick, and probably it never came to my mind to look at his profile, just a distant stranger - a friend of dd. well until he declared to be the president of turkey

my first love in tc who deserted me for ciko...

my second love hairy swapped me to a polish blonde.

 currently owner of harem...

my third love ciko (why do people imagine him short? and why do i too?) who never really loved me (his real love was always SUI) but stayed faithfull, theres a fear that he might dump me for hairy...

Mmmm... I didn´t know this one... can you give a link that proves this?

Geniussssssssssss

 Gout is a painful form of arthritis ....I have heard it´s related to the eating of nightshades.

That´s not really proof, but I´d rather avoid an excess of these foods.

How does a discussion about what people look like turn into a discussion about gout?    I don´t imagine anyone looks "gouty" except for Handsom.....I bet he eats a lot of onions!

Getting back on topic - I would just like to say that of the 4 people from TC I have met ´in real life´ (not counting the ones I already knew ) - 3 of them were EXACTLY as I´d expected them to be and the other one was quite different!

 You weren´t expecting that I am a midget, were you?

 Noooo!  - But I didn´t expect you to be THAT tall!!!  

Quoting lady in red

I remember someone way back suggesting members meeting up, maybe in Istanbul. I know that these things can be difficult to corrordinate, but has there be any more thought to this idea. Say a TC day

ah canim...sui was never my real love. it was just a drunk one night stand as i said before.. please forgive me i am all yours...by the way i really find it spooky that people imagine i am short i am shortttttttttt

 Cikoooooooo I just saw your pictures   Canim so kind of you to dedicate them to Femme and me

You are, indeed, taller than I imagined and sweeter and perhaps a bit older than I imagined! (I thought you would have evil eyes and ugly nose like Femme)

lol i was browsing through.. this thread is hilarious!

I´ve never met any TC members.. but i´ve this picture of femme as a rebellious gothic in her mid-30s lol