According to european culture, the maximum socially acceptable age gap in relationships is "half your age plus 7 years".  This seems quite a big gap!!!!

I never knew this rule (apparently Tom Cruise has broken it with Katie Holmes).  This is wonderful news.  I am now off to find a young dudu

Do you have an age gap in your relationship?

For Alameda, a link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships

So I can look for a dudu of 29 plus? But how do I figure out maximum age?

 I guess there is no maximum

 I just thought there is: my age is half his (minus seven), means 45-7 = 38x2 = 76!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! I think I prefer the one of 29.....

 Ouh yes you are right!

Do we have any 76 year old dudus here?

Maybe Bydand?

Well, if he isn´t that old, he might suit you: ?-7 = ?x2 = ? (far over 18.....)  

 Hehehe diplomatic of you

 You didn´t see it, but I edited my post. I had your age here, 52 isn´t it?

 52?!?!?!?!

You evil clog

aha... so this IS a hang out site for old people... no wonder i feel so out of place.... lol...

 No it is not - but I am sure older members will find your comments extremely ageist

If you feel "out of place" it must be for other reasons.....

 You mean you are 12 and looking for a dudu of 13? (12:2 = 6+7 = 13)

yeah, but most of the dudus that want me are WAYYYYYY older.... 40.... ewww... creepy... :S i want my mommy...

 It is also a great place for young girls with dudus

(BTW does YOURS know you post pics of yourself in bed on here? )

Perhaps that might be why you get chased by old dudus?

awww so sweet... you took the time to look at my pictures... hihi...

he doesn´t know.... shhhh.... i´m trying to get some dudus on this site with that picture...

 Dont worry, your secret is safe with me.....and a few thousand others

wow, i wonder how many secrets you have on me, i thought this is the first.... :S now you´re scaring me.....

 No dear

I said "your secret is safe with me....AND a few thousand others (members)

(why ... are you hiding something? )

woops... blonde moment.... it´s 4 am here, and my brain is half asleep.... oh damn... you´re probably gonna call me a "hairist" too, aren´t you?

33???? That is really narrowing my options!!! Boo Hoo

 There is nothing wrong with the older woman............... you will realise when you get there

well yes of course.... i don´t see anything wrong with my mom... she´s around her 40´s and i don´t consider her old at all.... it was just a joke...

 Me too! and 40´s is still young

 Your age range is half your age + 7 below or half your age + 7 above!

Therefore minimum of 29 and maximum of 73!!!

I would draw the line at 45 ................. so that blows the calculation out of the water but 29 uhmmmmm I could deal with that  but if I apply the rules strictly it would be 33 and no I am not even going there

hehehehe thats so funny

14-7+7=14

oh, you now when Aenigma called Trud and evil clog,

yeah,

the c next to the l looked like a d

cl d   close riht?

but im reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally sleepy!

so 2moro this might look different

i see thehandsom back..... did the petition really work, or was it the hairy comment? lol...

i bet he was just really lurking around, and spying on who would miss him the most... hihihi... peace...

 Yeh!  Sneaking in to check his PM´s no doubt

 half my age and 7 below would be 15,5!!! I think that type of relationships are forbidden.....

For me dudu would have to be 30:2=15+7=22

Are you kidding? I´ve got enough babysitting.

I 101% agree with what you say DD.

Perfect indeed!!. 

Awww I missed your agreeing with me on every issue

So a 16 year old can go out with a 1 year old!!!

Don´t think that rule quite works somehow

 No! No! No!    I hope you´re not a maths teacher!!  Its half your age + 7!!  So 16 yearold can go out with 15 year old.

I just remembered a quote from the lovely (?) Cilla Black who said she mad it a rule never to go out with any man she could have given birth to!!! 

 I think you have subtracted instead of added bod

Is there any 43 year olds willing to go out with a snarky old pensioner?

 Well I am a bit younger, but will give it a go

Thanks TheAenigma I´m sure we would have plenty of things to discuss.

 I don´t think we would have much to say - we said it all

I was hoping for a nice quiet drink and an invitation to all those lovely places in the photos

 Are you withdrawing? Ground to hot under your feet?

 Oh - I read it to be the age DIFFERENCE not the minimum age.......