Offfff it is a slow night here.  I can´t see any punters around

 You´re obviously not standing in the right place!

 Shall I see if Joyce wants another?

Still waiting for my cheese - but otherwise very pleased with the service. I suppose there´s always Tesco   I think they may have cheese!!

Another cheese or another punter!!!

 Sorry no cheese.  May we be of any further assistance with your translation requirements?  Tonights translators (for your pleasure) are Sonunda, ZulfuLivaneli and k_s

There´s normally plenty ´cheese´ on here!

 Well thank goodness Joyce has some humour....it doesn´t happen often here

 as always I am very grateful for your help. Could anyone translate a scientific text for me?? It´s a bit long!!! Just joking - please don´t kill me!!