That´s what we get when a lazy Brit is in charge! 

 I was up with the larks, I prepared a large breakfast for everyone, made tea ..... but you are all ordering off menu!!

 bla bla bla bla....

are you afraid that, all you made will not be sold? losing money canim?

I just want my cup of coffee please, bitte, lütfen now!

 And here I thought you were against animal cruelty!!!!! 

 May I just remind you that I do this out of the kindness of my heart!!  Drinks and food are provided FREE, and all I get is people shouting orders at me

Anyway here is your coffee

No more orders or rudeness .... or you will be banished back to off topic

Ae, thanks, the breakfast was delicious but wrapping sausages in dough was a wee bit extreme. NOT that I´m complaing though And what was the name of that weird-tasting thingy..Mermit? Mermaid?

 It was fresh Mermaid (caught this morning) - did you not enjoy it?

Ah I am off to bed.  Please don´t let Sui eat all the breakfast.  I will be hungry when I get up. 

awww i am so sorry canim... if i hurt your feelings...

thanks for the coffee anway, but how did you forget that i brough those coffee beans to you from colombia?

 I am on a diet canim dont worry