I forgot your birthday (December 31st) can you EVER forgive me

To the cleverest, funniest Borat on TC.

I hope your dreams come true, your wishes are kisses and your ass gets thinner

From your horribly salak and forgetful friend,

AE

oh you sapik, why did you start a thread here? nobody will post anything now

ok, i forgive you, but you have to ask admins to delete the thread. right now!

 If they don´t, I will pay people to become members and post their birthday wishes to you (I do the same when it´s my birthday )

Oh - just got back out of bed to post this:

Lady in Red

Must stay in Bed!

oppa, i wrote a poem!

 if you that much extra cash i can give you my account number for my precious BD

Brilliant!!!!!!!!

happy birthday btw..

 OMG  is that all?

Happy birthday Femme

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FEMME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU!!!

Hope you are satisfied with that

 OMG  is that all?

 i see aenigma didnt pay you much

Quote:

 OMG  is that all?

Geez

Here comes the second round:

if kisses were rain id send u showers,

if fun was time id send u hrs,

if u needed a friend id send u me!

*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

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It must have been a rainy day when you were born

It must have been a rainy day

when you were born,

but it wasn’t really rain,

the sky was crying because

it lost his most beautiful angel

happy birthday dear friend

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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you

Its a nice feeling when you know

that someone likes you,

someone thinks about you,

someone needs you;

but it feels much better when

you know that someone

never ever forgets your birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

not quantaty but quality

couldnt you post me a poem?

I could post you a poem but I promised AEnigma that I wouldn´t so I´m stuck as of which to do seeing as she started this thread

Happy belated birthday Femme

Best wishes.

Doðum günün kutlu olsun.

Did I miss the party?

Oh well.....let me be the first bed amerikan to wish you a happy birthday femme  

(unless of course this dream person is amerkian)

 yes you did

the whole world was celebrating my bd on 31st of decfember. i have enjoyed all the fireworks across the world, they were beautiful

i think the dream person is a good british.

  now its much better. i suppose aenigma sent you more money this time

 thank you, good amerikan!

 thank you, bed irish

 rica ederim

My Borateuse is a tad rusty so I´ll type it in Polish:

"Sto Lat, Sto Lat Niech Zyje, Zyje Nam!!!"

You´re gonna have to imagine me singin that, Borat

Happy Birthday!

You forgot the second verse: "A kto z nami nie wypije, niech sie pod stol skryje"

femme you are right - as always (now I´m sucking up to you to make up for the birthday wishes being late).

Girleegirl, you were the first Amerikan I believe, I´m from London

you sing definetly much better than DODA i have imagined it

thanks

 this is funny now who could have thought that you may know the continuation

 Offfff I should have tried harder

Twðan küniñ quttý bolsýn! Densawlýðýñýz üþin

Men seni süyemin!

Äjetxana qayda?

Polïcïyaný þaqýrýñýz!

I think, this is quite rude..

why did you need to swear at her? 

 It is not, and I didn´t!

Did I?

No birthday wishes from Tam?

Happy birthday femme!

I love obedient men

we are not interested in hearing about your private life preferences AE.

 That is not what you said last night

ohh dear ...happy belated b-day!

Well that´s AE´s fault...she was late in posting!  So I will celebrate your birthday now....all month! 

  where did you get this? where did you find turkish borats?

 thank you, tami canim

 thank you for paying them all, you are the best briber i´ve ever met

 thank you, we´ve still been celebrating it since last year.

 a nice punishment you´ve made up for yourself.

 Paid??    I didn´t get paid - my wish was quite genuine!

 It was, wasn´t it!!! 

Oh...I mean...it is all in your honor!  I might even go the whole YEAR!!!! 

You silly girl....she is paying A LOT!

 oh, you sapik you missed your payment? everyone has a deal. whats wrong with you girl?  you dont want money?

Qayirly Tan Femme

Qalynyz Kalai? Qandai zhanalyk bar?

  stop it

i will fall off my chair now

You forgave me

 Rakhmet!

 i tell ya, your talent and skills are wasted in IOW

 That´s what all my dudus tell me too

 i´ve gotta agree with your dudus. they are as clever as me, you have to listen to them.

 I hope not!

There is no point in having a clever dudu

Hmmm there are still some missing well-wishers.....we only have one bed Amerikan so far, and Canli and Meltem have not posted yet

I just realised something profound.  You are born under the same astrological sign as Jesus and Elvis (Capricorn).

I see startling similarities!

 true...

your cake is un-eatable. i dont know how to cut it.

canli must save the party, her catering services are excellent.

does mltm make cakes? what does she do? maybe she should tell us jokes? or does she sing?

I got you a cake....sorry I didn´t have time to make one and this was all they had left in the shop

 well, as for Jesus, i think he wasnt born in december despite your posts you keep posting about seasonal festival people still use it as xmass.

 Hehehe

Of course you are right - but when did I ever let FACTS get in the way of a good story!

 thats ok, i will borrow some icing from canli, and we will re-decorate it. ok?

I got this one too...who shall we give it to?

 you are confusing me now i dont know which one to choose.

AEnigma and I have a seasonal fruit arrangement!  - but in view of this I think I may put the rent up on her lease of the Translation Lounge!

 AND ME!!!  

 Don´t tell me I missed yours too?

(I don´t think I will be receiving much seasonal fruit this year)...

 just out of curiousty, how much does the rent cost in here? i always thought it was free.

 yes, pls, waiting for a new thread. i want some money now.

 She never mentioned rent before!!!

She was paying me to run the lounge, with seasonal fruit.... LOTS of it

 Ah yes...but you were on probation then...it´s a new year and times are hard.....

 H.hhh.hh.h.h.hh.how much will I have to pay?

We will have to discuss this by pm   - It may depend on the number of people you get to wish me happy birthday

 But you won´t tell me when it is/was

I even sent you PM asking

Happy birthday faulty the femmeous !! its a few days late though

Can we pay in kind???

 look who came to the party! armegon himself! my best enemy! where did you get these flowers? they smell fantastic!

thank you canim, couldnt you post it in russian now?

i think its very fashionable now to wish in different languages.

So are you now Fashionable Femmeous

 im (was) always fashionable. i never drop out of fashion. thats why i called myself femmous.

what did you bring? i see no flowers any good wine?

I always have good wine m´dear

And me (that´s the scary part lol )

 and no wonder i hate december

 Nope , only Arabic is mümkün;

Eid meelad Said

عيد  ميلاد ساعيد

It´s hardly surprising, you don´t seem to be capable of any other emotion than hate in some form or other. Why should Decemeber be any different?  

I forgot to give you my birthday present, here it is:

 yeyyyy! fantastic!

thanks

 december is a nightmare. everything happens in december. even your birthday

i think cat became one more year older and maturer hopefully on 1st of january

It is what you make it.

Anyway, hugs Femme, obviously it´s hard to be you. I should be more understanding.

It does mean everything is over and donw in a short time leaving the rest of the year clear......

 Big respect

Ilanga elimndaandi kuwe! (Zulu!)  

I wonder if you are as sure you are not going to be contradicted as I suspect you think you are!!!

 +1

I guess we are still waiting for Canli, Meltem and the Black Sea Boys ....

 im with you

should we pray for a miracle? i already had a few

And nothing from Ciko...in fact nothing at all from Ciko for AGES

Where is that naughty little Arab?

 you know you are posting my concern too, hopefully he found his love and has no time to post a wish for his old love femmee.

ah baby don´t be silly. i cant love anyone but you. for some reason i could not login as ciko so i had to create another account  happy new year askim you are 15 years older than me now

 awwwwwwwwwww

how glad im to see you. and your post is as fabulous as me

thank you, bebegim

 shall i send a little pm to aenigma that you are doing alright?

No-one can say I´m too late because I´m the first to congratulate you with your birthday in 2009!

tell her that your one is back and you are the happiest woman of the universe by the way how old are you now? ...24?

  just turned 21 all my life is still ahead of me.

of course, im the happiest woman in the universe.

btw, i ve seen you a little earlier and thought it could be you

 21? How many times already you became that before?

 are you jealous of my young fresh age?

Apperantly you dont know about Eisntein´s Relativity theory  

 how am i supposed to eat this cake after that cat has touched it?

 Tell me.

 dont get angry! i am sure you know it.it was just a joke. dont be so Turkish

lets say you are with george clooney for one hour... then the next day you are with femme for one hour.. could both be "one hour" for you?  

 Angry? Me? Hihihi. But Turkish...... nah, TheH. will protest to that!

One hour with GC? That long?

 offff dont play tough. at the sight of gc your bottom would melt away.

 In that case: Can I have him for a day or two? I can use some loss of weight....

 in my case i would have need him for weeks

i am already forgotten

 no, darlink, no, theres no comparison. that was just a silly talk between me and trudy you know, i was just trying to talk off trudy. im trying to make trudy think of cg not of you, because i have noticed shes ready to put her paws on you.

Dont worry! she cant use me to lose weight i am not that good anyway  

 oh, so glad to hear that

you should never trust red hair women

Happy belated birthday femmoues.

Sry,cant bring cake not a suitable time for me,but can tell you where to get it tho if you like

http://www.pinkcakebox.com/images/cake701.jpg

http://www.pinkcakebox.com/images/cake405.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2033/1661675637_3e877150f9.jpg?v=0

Or here

http://www.fatladysings.us/photos/uncategorized/birthday_cake.jpg

You can take your pick..

Ý would pay for the first or second one tho  

   What the heck is that on that cake? 

It looks like a piece of s**t with sunglasses!! 

This post has been my morning laughter..

Hay allah ya...

 lol,actually its a black man holding a tree if i can see well

She is buying ´well,i am ´,so she can modify it,

Change the word ´man´ and take out that black man figure..

Personally i like the colours of that one than the other

Are you sure he is holding a tree?  I mean the angle between the man and the tree is abit strange!!

If it is a man, can it be Priapus (the god of fertility)  wearing sun glasses? 

 it must be canli´s sweet revenge on poor femme

 thank you, canim, i pick the last one.

"fat lady sings"

did you make them all? you are an artist.

 Awwww,thats not fair !

Ý even sent you 2 cakes full of peace which you didnt pick !

 No dear,i didnt make any,i told you it is not a suitable time for me to bake any ´cause of Gaza and all´

Thats why i gave you address for good stores..and was paying for any of the first couples too

hmmmmmm..........cake........*YuMMy*

and cake full of peace - even better

I´m feeling hungry now!!!

 Welllllllllllllllllll it DID look like that!!!  I´m still not getting a black man out of it. 

 you are just a racist in a pure form you wish it was a white man turkish man.

Or just any man for the desperate