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TC Horoscopes for 2009
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 10:40 pm |
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Aries
People born under the sign of the ram are hot headed, love to give orders and hate to take them, unless it is Thursday. Unfortunately, the start of the year sees you in a huge argument with Catwoman, which will thereafter be referred to, in hushed tones, as the “pink burka incident”. You are swiftly deleted and attempt to create a rival website called “Turkish Sandwich Class” but nobody joins, except “Big John” from Leeds, who thinks it is a food-porn site.
Summer is NOT a good time to take up ballroom dancing as you have a nasty retrograde with Uranus. In July you will find the perfect opportunity to embezzle money from your company. Do it – you will never get caught.
Autumn finds Aries females alone and looking for a new dudu. However, caution with finances is advised for all Aries at this time, so do NOT send any cellphones, laptops or money right now. This knock on affect will find Aries dudus feeling the pinch (and NOT in a good way).
Winter finds you dying your hair platinum blonde, but you leave the bleach in for too long and it goes grey and people think you are theHandsom. If you are Aries with venus rising at this time, please don’t wear tight jeans out in public.
Lucky Deleted Classmate: Rain
Lucky Hedge: Hawthorn
Ex-President to Avoid in Lifts: Bill Clinton
Classmate you are most likely to agree with: Femmeous
Classmate you are most likely to argue with: Cybernetics
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 10:40 pm |
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Taurus
People with bull who tend to talk a lot of bull. You are stubborn, slow and stroppy and often have foot fetishes. Spring is not a good time for you bulls, as you dislike the taste of daffodils. A wild romance will end in disaster as you discover that the object of your desire is a Tarkan fan.
Summer brings obesity and fun. Try to avoid any posts penned by Doudi at this time, as you are vulnerable to speech impediments. A strange encounter with a sheep leaves you feeling flustered.
Autumn finds you happy, full of life and very annoying to others. Neptune rising, combined with excessive alcohol consumption, leaves you feeling dizzy.
Winter brings a surprise through the post, and something of a shock. Open all parcels with extreme caution – it would not be extreme to don a gas mask and goggles. You attempt to spice up your love life by trying a new position in bed, and opt for “laying flat on your back, snoring”. Your love life remains dull.
Lucky Most Frequent User: Girleegirl.
Lucky Deposed Leader: Sidi Mohamed Ould Cheikh Abdallahi of Mauritania
Bird to avoid: The Brown Flycatcher
Classmate you are most likely to snog: tamikidakika
Classmate you are most likely to share your saucy secrets with: Roswitha
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 10:40 pm |
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Gemini
Geminis are talkative, quick witted and funny. It is often said that they are “two people in one” but that is just said by kinky sapiks who have fetishes for twins.
Spring brings a new love into your life. Grab it with both hands, wherever you feel necessary and use oil if you feel chafing. Your passionate, excessively noisy love making results in complaints from neighbouring cats.
Summer finds you narcissistic Geminis even more in love with yourselves than usual, despite troublesome acne. A failure to remember a dentist appointment results in the loss of thousands of lives.
Autumn brings a new start and you draw a line under the past. You then draw a circle and two more lines and people start to question your artistic abilities.
Winter finds you cold and moody, particularly on Tuesdays. You try to cheer yourself up by attempting to find an online love, but suddenly receive no spam PMs (apart from the usual one from the “captain” ). You feel unloved, and you are right.
Lucky Deleted User By His Own Request: Vineyards
Lucky Colour: Puce
Prince to avoid: His Serene Highness Prince zu Windisch-Graetx of Austria
Classmate you are most likely to have a crush on: HarpOOn
Classmate you are most likely to complain about: Canli
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 10:42 pm |
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More to follow 
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 10:57 pm |
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Taurus
People with bull who tend to talk a lot of bull. You are stubborn, slow and stroppy and often have foot fetishes. Spring is not a good time for you bulls, as you dislike the taste of daffodils. A wild romance will end in disaster as you discover that the object of your desire is a Tarkan fan.
Summer brings obesity and fun. Try to avoid any posts penned by Doudi at this time, as you are vulnerable to speech impediments. A strange encounter with a sheep leaves you feeling flustered.
Autumn finds you happy, full of life and very annoying to others. Neptune rising, combined with excessive alcohol consumption, leaves you feeling dizzy.
Winter brings a surprise through the post, and something of a shock. Open all parcels with extreme caution – it would not be extreme to don a gas mask and goggles. You attempt to spice up your love life by trying a new position in bed, and opt for “laying flat on your back, snoring”. Your love life remains dull.
Lucky Most Frequent User: Girleegirl.
Lucky Deposed Leader: Sidi Mohamed Ould Cheikh Abdallahi of Mauritania
Bird to avoid: The Brown Flycatcher
Classmate you are most likely to snog: tamikidakika
Classmate you are most likely to share your saucy secrets with: Roswitha
Being a Taurus I suddenly don´t believe in horoscopes anymore!  
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 11:00 pm |
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Winter finds you dying your hair platinum blonde, but you leave the bleach in for too long and it goes grey and people think you are theHandsom.
This is a personal insult to me and my hair..And a huge LIE!!!!
I demand that it should be deleted..
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 11:06 pm |
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More to follow
Looking forward for the... virgo! 
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 11:06 pm |
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Being a Taurus I suddenly don´t believe in horoscopes anymore!
Then you don´t think I´m your lucky most frequent user?
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 11:14 pm |
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ooh ooh welcome back from the dead.....can´t wait for mine 
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10 Jan 2009 Sat 11:50 pm |
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Then you don´t think I´m your lucky most frequent user?
Of course canim, that part is so true. But the rest? Nah...
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11 Jan 2009 Sun 12:47 am |
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Gemini
Geminis are talkative, quick witted and funny. It is often said that they are “two people in one” but that is just said by kinky sapiks who have fetishes for twins.
Spring brings a new love into your life. Grab it with both hands, wherever you feel necessary and use oil if you feel chafing. Your passionate, excessively noisy love making results in complaints from neighbouring cats.
Summer finds you narcissistic Geminis even more in love with yourselves than usual, despite troublesome acne. A failure to remember a dentist appointment results in the loss of thousands of lives.
Autumn brings a new start and you draw a line under the past. You then draw a circle and two more lines and people start to question your artistic abilities.
Winter finds you cold and moody, particularly on Tuesdays. You try to cheer yourself up by attempting to find an online love, but suddenly receive no spam PMs (apart from the usual one from the “captain” ). You feel unloved, and you are right.
Lucky Deleted User By His Own Request: Vineyards
Lucky Colour: Puce
Prince to avoid: His Serene Highness Prince zu Windisch-Graetx of Austria
Classmate you are most likely to have a crush on: HarpOOn
Classmate you are most likely to complain about: Canli
oh my goodness???!!!!
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11 Jan 2009 Sun 01:32 am |
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Aries
People born under the sign of the ram are hot headed, love to give orders and hate to take them, unless it is Thursday. Unfortunately, the start of the year sees you in a huge argument with Catwoman, which will thereafter be referred to, in hushed tones, as the “pink burka incident”. You are swiftly deleted and attempt to create a rival website called “Turkish Sandwich Class” but nobody joins, except “Big John” from Leeds, who thinks it is a food-porn site.
Summer is NOT a good time to take up ballroom dancing as you have a nasty retrograde with Uranus. In July you will find the perfect opportunity to embezzle money from your company. Do it – you will never get caught.
Autumn finds Aries females alone and looking for a new dudu. However, caution with finances is advised for all Aries at this time, so do NOT send any cellphones, laptops or money right now. This knock on affect will find Aries dudus feeling the pinch (and NOT in a good way).
Winter finds you dying your hair platinum blonde, but you leave the bleach in for too long and it goes grey and people think you are theHandsom. If you are Aries with venus rising at this time, please don’t wear tight jeans out in public.
Lucky Deleted Classmate: Rain
Lucky Hedge: Hawthorn
Ex-President to Avoid in Lifts: Bill Clinton
Classmate you are most likely to agree with: Femmeous
Classmate you are most likely to argue with: Cybernetics
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11 Jan 2009 Sun 03:16 am |
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Aries
Unfortunately, the start of the year sees you in a huge argument with Catwoman, which will thereafter be referred to, in hushed tones, as the “pink burka incident”.
Autumn finds Aries females alone and looking for a new dudu. However, caution with finances is advised for all Aries at this time, so do NOT send any cellphones, laptops or money right now. This knock on affect will find Aries dudus feeling the pinch (and NOT in a good way).
Winter finds you dying your hair platinum blonde, but you leave the bleach in for too long and it goes grey and people think you are theHandsom. If you are Aries with venus rising at this time, please don’t wear tight jeans out in public.
Classmate you are most likely to agree with: Femmeous
OMG!!!!!!!!
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11 Jan 2009 Sun 07:48 am |
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Gemini
Winter finds you cold and moody, particularly on Tuesdays. You try to cheer yourself up by attempting to find an online love, but suddenly receive no spam PMs (apart from the usual one from the “captain” ). You feel unloved, and you are right.
Are we going to have one for scorpio? 
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11 Jan 2009 Sun 08:40 am |
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I´m sure we will. And it will be the best and longest horoscope of all NOT because Mme Ae is a scorpio herself but for a totally different and understandable reason
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 05:32 am |
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Still no scorpio.. 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:11 am |
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Still no scorpio..
Patience is a virtue CW 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:04 pm |
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Aries
Lucky Deleted Classmate: Rain
Lucky Hedge: Hawthorn
Ex-President to Avoid in Lifts: Bill Clinton
Classmate you are most likely to agree with: Femmeous
Classmate you are most likely to argue with: Cybernetics
i dont want to argue with anyone
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:05 pm |
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i dont want to argue with anyone
That´s exactly why she chose you
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:06 pm |
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Patience is a virtue CW
Is it..?? 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:09 pm |
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hmmm lol, should i argue with someone to make AE post about Aries believable
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:13 pm |
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hmmm lol, should i argue with someone to make AE post about Aries believable
I think that would PROVE that her horoscope is true
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:18 pm |
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I think that would PROVE that her horoscope is true
i will think about that 
and i am waiting predictions for scorpio too
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:22 pm |
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i will think about that
and i am waiting predictions for scorpio too
You can always stage a disagreement with thehandsom...
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:26 pm |
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Hehe I was hoping this thread would be dead and buried by now!! OK OK I will finish my predictions ASAP (INCLUDING scorpio of course)..... why is CW interested in scorpio? 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:32 pm |
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Hehe I was hoping this thread would be dead and buried by now!! OK OK I will finish my predictions ASAP (INCLUDING scorpio of course)..... why is CW interested in scorpio?
Darling, you have already done the most important sign.....no need to continue if it is too tedious for you.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 04:57 pm |
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Darling, you have already done the most important sign.....no need to continue if it is too tedious for you.
You evil! Of course she needs to continue! She still hasn´t done scorpio! 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 07:20 pm |
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Darling, you have already done the most important sign.....no need to continue if it is too tedious for you.
Oh? I didn´t see sagittarrius yet. I will have to go back and look again.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 07:26 pm |
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Oh? I didn´t see sagittarrius yet. I will have to go back and look again.
can you pls, remind me which sign is which month?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 07:44 pm |
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can you pls, remind me which sign is which month?
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20 )
Aries (March 21 - April 20 )
Taurus (April 21 - May 20 )
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 20 )
Capricorn (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19)
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 07:51 pm |
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Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20 )
Aries (March 21 - April 20 )
Taurus (April 21 - May 20 )
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 20 )
Capricorn (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19)
awwwwww. thank you i always have a problem to define myself within the horoscope signs
why did AE start with march? and not december-january?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 07:57 pm |
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awwwwww. thank you i always have a problem to define myself within the horoscope signs
why did AE start with march? and not december-january?
Perhaps an Aries member here gave her the biggest pay off to have theirs done first? 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:01 pm |
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Perhaps an Aries member here gave her the biggest pay off to have theirs done first?
Yep... I lost the bid by a mere $100....
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:03 pm |
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awwwwww. thank you i always have a problem to define myself within the horoscope signs
And to make it more difficult for you below are the Chinese (or Asian) horoscope signs. Remember that each year does not start on January 1st, but most end January up to half February.
The Pig personality
The Year of the Pig
1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019
Detailed information here (amongst the other 20000000 hits Google gave....):
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:10 pm |
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thanks
one thing i remember from my childhood is that i used to be a tiger then i became an ox
And to make it more difficult for you below are the Chinese (or Asian) horoscope signs. Remember that each year does not start on January 1st, but most end January up to half February.
The Pig personality
The Year of the Pig
1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019
Detailed information here (amongst the other 20000000 hits Google gave....):
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:11 pm |
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Perhaps an Aries member here gave her the biggest pay off to have theirs done first?
are you then aries?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:13 pm |
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i used to be a tiger then i became an ox
Surgically? Like gender reassignment?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:14 pm |
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No, my bid was even lower than kitty´s. 
I am sagittarrius. 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:20 pm |
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Perhaps an Aries member here gave her the biggest pay off to have theirs done first?
Darlings darlings!!! Please note that the astrological cycle ALWAYS starts with Aries.
Salaks
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:33 pm |
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Perhaps an Aries member here gave her the biggest pay off to have theirs done first?
I am glad she got my check right on time 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:33 pm |
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Darlings darlings!!! Please note that the astrological cycle ALWAYS starts with Aries.
Salaks
I was pretty sure it starts with a scorpio, are you sure you are a real astrologist?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:35 pm |
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I was pretty sure it starts with a scorpio, are you sure you are a real astrologist?
Google it salak moggie
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:35 pm |
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Surgically? Like gender reassignment?
you always have sex on your mind 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:35 pm |
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hmmm lol, should i argue with someone to make AE post about Aries believable
You can always argue with me....
What should we argue about?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:37 pm |
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you always have sex on your mind
she does, doesn´t she?  maybe you should share your electronic gift with her you got this year for X-mas... eh?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:38 pm |
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you always have sex on your mind
Yeah....and.......????
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:38 pm |
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I was pretty sure it starts with a scorpio, are you sure you are a real astrologist?
It starts...and ends...with sagittarrius.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:41 pm |
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Yeah....and.......????
and you should think of other things as well like femme is good, femme has a friendly face, femme meant something fifferent on her mind. shes wonderful, even when she´s become an ox...etc etc.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:44 pm |
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and you should think of other things as well like femme is good, femme has a friendly face, femme meant something fifferent on her mind. shes wonderful, even when she´s become an ox...etc etc.
I don´t know....I think you made a better tiger than an ox.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:47 pm |
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The signs of the zodiac do not necessarily coincide with the actual constellations for which they are named. Because of the division of the zodiac into 12 signs of 30° each; due to various specifications for the boundaries of the constellations; and especially due to the precession of the equinoxes for the tropical system of coordinates, the constellations should not be confused with zodiac signs. As described above, due to precession the tropical signs have moved away from their corresponding constellations, so that today, the beginning of the tropical sign of Scorpio (defined as the position of the Sun on the vernal equinox) lies somewhere within the constellation Pisces.
Zodiac
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:47 pm |
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I don´t know....I think you made a better tiger than an ox.
what animal are you?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:53 pm |
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I am a rat. I just don´t know about this though...couldn´t the Chinese have picked better animals? I mean...rat, snake, ox, dog, pig!!! 
Couldn´t they have chosen kittens and puppies and chipmunks and koala bears????
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 08:54 pm |
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The above does not mean that Scorpio is the first sign of the zodiac (although I agree it SHOULD be! )
Offffffff..... wrong fabrication... 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:03 pm |
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I am a rat. I just don´t know about this though...couldn´t the Chinese have picked better animals? I mean...rat, snake, ox, dog, pig!!!
Couldn´t they have chosen kittens and puppies and chipmunks and koala bears????
I just happened to be a rat too. Better than a snake, ox, dog or pig. I guess.......
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:06 pm |
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The signs of the zodiac do not necessarily coincide with the actual constellations for which they are named. Because of the division of the zodiac into 12 signs of 30° each; due to various specifications for the boundaries of the constellations; and especially due to the precession of the equinoxes for the tropical system of coordinates, the constellations should not be confused with zodiac signs. As described above, due to precession the tropical signs have moved away from their corresponding constellations, so that today, the beginning of the tropical sign of Scorpio (defined as the position of the Sun on the vernal equinox) lies somewhere within the constellation Pisces.
Zodiac
Cat....did alameda bite you or something? I think you are suffering from linkosis!
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:07 pm |
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Cat....did alameda bite you or something? I think you are suffering from linkosis!
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:20 pm |
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Cat....did alameda bite you or something? I think you are suffering from linkosis!
yes, that was a desease brought here by alameda 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:22 pm |
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Cat....did alameda bite you or something? I think you are suffering from linkosis!
It´s a straight copy from Wikipedia (with a minor fabrication) you salak! 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:27 pm |
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It´s a straight copy from Wikipedia (with a minor fabrication) you salak!
Personal Attack! Personal Attack! Femme....do you see them oppressing me?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:33 pm |
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do you see them oppressing me?
Poor dear. Are you hearing voices too?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:35 pm |
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Personal Attack! Personal Attack! Femme....do you see them oppressing me?
Join the crowd of the oppressed.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:37 pm |
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Personal Attack! Personal Attack! Femme....do you see them oppressing me?
but what can i do? if i just could organize a brigade of well-mannered tc members i would help you with protests. and admins would change their minds and stop insulting people.
but im just nobody, well, sometimes im a miss congeniality
what do you expect me to do? to loenly stand up against the regime?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:38 pm |
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Join the crowd of the oppressed.
now this is a wrong advise. it must be: "join the oppressors"
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:46 pm |
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but what can i do? if i just could organize a brigade of well-mannered tc members i would help you with protests. and admins would change their minds and stop insulting people.
but im just nobody, well, sometimes im a miss congeniality
what do you expect me to do? to loenly stand up against the regime?
Come on, femme, you can do it!
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:49 pm |
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but what can i do? if i just could organize a brigade of well-mannered tc members i would help you with protests. and admins would change their minds and stop insulting people.
but im just nobody, well, sometimes im a miss congeniality
what do you expect me to do? to loenly stand up against the regime?
I don´t know to many here at this site...good luck.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:50 pm |
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yes, that was a desease brought here by alameda
Actually, I would call this a defamation of character....look it up
you should be....
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:53 pm |
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I dont think you have a case actually Alameda. It is not about your character, but about your posts...and the comment is fact
However, should you wish to proceed, I should be happy to represent you in court
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:54 pm |
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OMG i forgot that i was banned to talk about alameda
thank God im far away from admins to chop my head off, so they can only chop my feral posts defaming great and gracious, glorious, wonderful as always righteous friend alameda
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:55 pm |
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Did alameda try to make a funny?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:56 pm |
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However, should you wish to proceed, I should be happy to represent you in court
Now SHE should be
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:57 pm |
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However, should you wish to proceed, I should be happy to represent you in court
 hairy will represent me
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 09:59 pm |
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I dont think you have a case actually Alameda. It is not about your character, but about your posts...and the comment is fact
However, should you wish to proceed, I should be happy to represent you in court
Pro bono of course...
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:14 pm |
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How is that possible that a Horse (moi) and Monkey (Mr Daydreamer) conceived a Rat?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:17 pm |
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Did alameda try to make a funny?
Well I guess if I did or did not is a little out of your reach...hmmm?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:22 pm |
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Well I guess if I did or did not is a little out of your reach...hmmm?
Since you have so far shown yourself to be devoid of any humor it seemed unreasonable to think that you were even capable.......but I thought I would give you the benefit of the doubt.
Seems my first assumptions about you are all too correct.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:23 pm |
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How is that possible that a Horse (moi) and Monkey (Mr Daydreamer) conceived a Rat?
That´s because rats are special...
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:26 pm |
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That´s because rats are special...
+ 10000000000
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:29 pm |
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+ 10000000000
So many rats?
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:31 pm |
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So many rats?
Rats are very prolific!!!!!!
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| 81. |
12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:36 pm |
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Rats are very prolific!!!!!!
But, please tell me NOT before they start making their own living and move out
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 10:43 pm |
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But, please tell me NOT before they start making their own living and move out
Ummmm.....well.....sometimes........wellllllllllll..........
Just don´t focus on that right now
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 11:06 pm |
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gggrrrrr I´m a tiger
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 11:21 pm |
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hmmm... i can understand you. been there had the t-shirt.
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 11:25 pm |
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hmmm... i can understand you. been there had the t-shirt.
really? ...wasn´t talking about the chinese zodiac ha ha 
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12 Jan 2009 Mon 11:30 pm |
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really? ...wasn´t talking about the chinese zodiac ha ha
sorry
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 12:48 am |
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really? ...wasn´t talking about the chinese zodiac ha ha
Do you have more of these pictures?
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 12:51 am |
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Do you have more of these pictures?
I think we now know that handsom is born under the sign of the pig
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 12:53 am |
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I think we now know that handsom is born under the sign of the pig
I happened to be a ´rabbit´ actually according to that chart 
and you are? a snake?
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 12:59 am |
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I happened to be a ´rabbit´ actually according to that chart
and you are? a snake?
No, I´m a bitch but that is not included in the signs, so call me a "rat".
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 01:12 am |
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No, I´m a bitch but that is not included in the signs, so call me a "rat".
Haha, I had to look this up. Our horoscope for 2009.
The Rat
Rats are charming, elegant and clever. They can be a bit gossipy and prone to being distracted. They’re also thrifty and very good with handling money. Family and close friends are exceptionally important to them. The Rat is charming beyond words and throughout his undoubtedly long life he will always be popular and will have many friends.
Forecast for 2009 2009 will be an encouraging and positive year but the Rat will need to keep his eye on the world around him in order to avoid unnecessary pressures. Training and learning new skills in their careers will ensure financial security over the coming months and increased self-confidence. On the home front, this will be an excellent year for the Rat with at least one happy family occasion and if they can manage it, an enjoyable family holiday. Romantically, this is the year to make great progress whether to meet someone new or take things to a new level with a special partner. May to September will be very favourable for socialising with September to December being important career-wise.
Interesting Rat Facts:
Zodiac Stone: Garnet
Special Flower: Narcissus
Best Hours: 11 pm -1 am
Season: Winter
Horoscope Colors: Black, White, Purple
http://www.moonslipper.com/chinese.html
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 01:24 am |
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The Rat
Rats are charming, elegant and clever.
Not quite as interesting as Madame AE´s tellings, but sooooooo true!!!
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 04:46 am |
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Rats are charming, elegant and clever.
Sturdy, earthy, no-nonsense – that’s the Ox. Affectionate and easy-going,
Magnetic, passionate and grand! When the Tiger does anything, it’s noticed!
Cuddly, warm and affectionate are the attributes of the Rabbit.
Assertive, energetic and talented are all words to describe the Dragon personality.
Intelligent and highly intuitive are two of the Snake’s many fine qualities.
Fun, charming and attractive sums up the Horse’s traits perfectly.
Graceful and optimistic, kind and easy going, would describe a Goat personality.
The Monkey is playful, lively, fun and a quick thinker.
The Rooster is always popular, extravagant and creative.
The Dog is wonderfully hard worker, a perfectionist and someone who loves the small details.
The Pig is an innocent, sweet and lovable personality.
I´m not sure if I´d trust this horoscope!! AE´s seems much more accurate...
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 05:01 am |
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Rats are charming, elegant and clever.
Sturdy, earthy, no-nonsense – that’s the Ox. Affectionate and easy-going,
Magnetic, passionate and grand! When the Tiger does anything, it’s noticed!
Cuddly, warm and affectionate are the attributes of the Rabbit.
Assertive, energetic and talented are all words to describe the Dragon personality.
Intelligent and highly intuitive are two of the Snake’s many fine qualities.
Fun, charming and attractive sums up the Horse’s traits perfectly.
Graceful and optimistic, kind and easy going, would describe a Goat personality.
The Monkey is playful, lively, fun and a quick thinker.
The Rooster is always popular, extravagant and creative.
The Dog is wonderfully hard worker, a perfectionist and someone who loves the small details.
The Pig is an innocent, sweet and lovable personality.
I´m not sure if I´d trust this horoscope!! AE´s seems much more accurate...
oh I don´t know....I´ve done alright with this one..... my problem is when it is up against my zodiac ´traits´ it kind of gets cancelled out 
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 05:09 am |
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oh I don´t know....I´ve done alright with this one..... my problem is when it is up against my zodiac ´traits´ it kind of gets cancelled out
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 07:57 am |
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Cuddly, warm and affectionate are the attributes of the Rabbit.
I´m not sure if I´d trust this horoscope!! AE´s seems much more accurate...
You don´t? Well, I´m a rabbit.......
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 08:23 am |
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I happened to be a ´rabbit´ actually according to that chart
Are you a rabbit as well?
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| 98. |
13 Jan 2009 Tue 11:35 am |
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any good news for Taurus men ?
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 11:53 am |
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any good news for Taurus men ?
Taurus appears in my next installment
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| 100. |
13 Jan 2009 Tue 12:05 pm |
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Taurus appears in my next installment
She is all lying dont believe in her!!!
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13 Jan 2009 Tue 02:52 pm |
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She is all lying dont believe in her!!!
you were not supposed to tell this in public  you cant keep secrets.
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14 Jan 2009 Wed 12:10 pm |
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You can always argue with me....
What should we argue about?
thnks.... should we ?
hmmm, do you believe that, there are different life forms in the space? i believe that we are not alone in the space..
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14 Jan 2009 Wed 01:37 pm |
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Waiting!!!!! and it´s almost February. How am I supposed to live on n ot knowing what´s gonna happen, ey?
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14 Jan 2009 Wed 03:49 pm |
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Waiting!!!!! and it´s almost February. How am I supposed to live on n ot knowing what´s gonna happen, ey?
OK OK .... offfffff why did I start this!!!
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14 Jan 2009 Wed 05:11 pm |
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Waiting!!!!! and it´s almost February. How am I supposed to live on n ot knowing what´s gonna happen, ey?
Yes, me too!!! Aenigma... where the hell are you!!!??
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