2 jokjes that might appeal to you

why are women´s feet smaller than men´s? So they can get closer to the sink!!!

Why do women get married in white? I thought all kitchen appliances came in white!!

Hopefully I am not going to be slaughtered for these.  I may be a 21st century woman but I still have a sense of humour and these made me laugh!!!

 I want  a harem

 of dishwashers??????

I am a disaster in the kitchen!!

maybe i can try to go into politics

 I changed my mind

I want a woman in my flat

 Actually they are quite similar - in both you have to sometimes try and keep several people happy, avoid disasters  and lie

 heh!! Maybe I have a convert????

The same here in Italy

But the poor housewives are not overpaid