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MISERY!
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 11:25 pm |
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Quoting Boop: Yes - A pint of beer in one hand and the tv remote controls in the other...  |
you crack me up 
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 11:44 pm |
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Quoting Aslan: ...I wish lemon juice would do the trick...  ...well maybe it would...if that was all that I let pass my actually utterly thin lips... 
...Lyndie...I wish people would call me plump! 
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No. Really 'plump' is not how I see myself. List of things that are acceptable as 'plump'
Babies
tomatoes
olives
chickens
grapes
peaches (well all fruit is best when 'plump'
Lips - lips are good 'plump'
puppies
Handbags. I like a nice 'plump' handbag, it suggests it contains lot of goodies - Likewise purses and wallets are good 'plump'
I am sure there are lots of other perfectly desirable 'plump' things.
Escargot - you wouldn't want a skinny snail in your garlic butter would you?
Now Bliss, how much lemon juice have you?
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 11:55 pm |
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Quoting Lyndie:
Now Bliss, how much lemon juice have you? |
Come on! Don't be greedy! You got Alpha. Use him! This lemon tree is mine and I m not going to quit on it! 
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 12:06 am |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting Lyndie:
Now Bliss, how much lemon juice have you? |
Come on! Don't be greedy! You got Alpha. Use him! |
Really Lyndie, you have to admit, you can't have it all!!
Btw, I wouldn't think of lemon juice anymore if I had Alpha
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 12:31 am |
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...that is oh so true...
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 02:38 am |
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Girls! No one 'has' Alpha 
Alpha, as you know is the king of cool. Alpha is an enigma. He slips quietly in an out of the site, barely staying for long enough to write him a PM. If you see him. I guarantee he will be gone before you finish writing your message.
Alpha lives in a shadowland somewhere between Istanbul and cyber space. Reach out for him and he will slip through your fingers like smoke from a fine cigar!
Does Alpha exist at all? Or is he a figment of our fertile imaginations. Are we all looking for an Alpha in our lives? Is he the personification of our individual desires? Is he the composite 'ideal man' Charming, mature, cultured, intellectual, funny, warm, caring, kind, faithful, gentle, loyal, does he have suits that make Frank Sinatra look like a hobo (nice quote from 'Anchor Man') is he also gallant and sexy ? Alas we will never know...
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 03:08 am |
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Quoting Lyndie: Are we all looking for an Alpha in our lives? |
I don't know what the rest are looking for in their lives. What I DO know is what me and a friend here are looking for. So here it goes:
To:whomever it may concern
Zillionaire MANAV is wanted from an aslan and a kaplan. Kindly post your CV in this thread. The one with the biggest quantity of lemons in his possession will be preferred.
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 08:10 am |
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Quoting kaplan:
To:whomever it may concern
Zillionaire MANAV is wanted from an aslan and a kaplan. Kindly post your CV in this thread. The one with the biggest quantity of lemons in his possession will be preferred.
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...actually I believe that we might be able to accept smaller amounts of lemons...as long as the zillionaire manav hold other qualities that compensates it...but that is something that we can not guarantee...it will be negociated in every particular case!
...wow...now we just have to wait, kaplan! 
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 08:14 am |
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...eh, kaplan...don´t you think our ad was to be posted somewhere else - the thread of MISERY! might lead to some misunderstandings...don´t you think??? 
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 07:44 pm |
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Hmmm....Zillionaire Greengrocer? Who are you looking for. The Man From Delmonte?
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 09:04 pm |
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...ehhmmm...we are... ...but where is his posting?
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