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MISERY!
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 02:36 pm |
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Yesterday someone described me as 'plump'! as far as I am concerned only grapes, olives, tomatoes and chickens are best when they are 'plump'. I shall now be starving myself for the next three months, all expressions of sympathy (and disagreement)from my friends will be welcome 
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 02:44 pm |
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That's how they are going to describe me, starting from tomorrow. Easter is here, for us Orthodox's, and everyone can understand that it's impossible to say no to a mother who has spent the last couple of days preparing dinner like crazy (my mom). As if she is going to feed an army!
But they ve told me that some pure lemon juice afterwards, can burn the fat. Oh my! I ll need a whole field of lemon trees to burn it all! :-S
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 06:13 pm |
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Are we supposed to drink it or bathe in it? Whatever! just give me a couple of hundred litres!
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 06:35 pm |
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Apparently pineapples and strawberries are the same...you need to eat a lot of them though :S... I always get bored and start back on the wine and chocolate 
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 06:43 pm |
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Quoting Aenigma: Apparently pineapples and strawberries are the same...you need to eat a lot of them though :S... I always get bored and start back on the wine and chocolate
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Tell ME about it! :-S
Offff I wish Alpha will never read these posts, right Lyndie? 
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 06:45 pm |
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aaa try pumpkin too  hehehe
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 06:47 pm |
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Quoting ramayan: aaa try pumpkin too hehehe |
Mmmmm have you ever tried sweet pumpkin pie? Delicious! Who gives a sh*t about diets when something like that is in the oven?
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 06:51 pm |
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Quoting ramayan: aaa try pumpkin too hehehe |
Well take note of the advice Ramayan - all those sweets and cakes will catch up with you in the end !!!
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 07:02 pm |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting Aenigma: Apparently pineapples and strawberries are the same...you need to eat a lot of them though :S... I always get bored and start back on the wine and chocolate
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Tell ME about it! :-S
Offff I wish Alpha will never read these posts, right Lyndie?
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I am quite confident that Alpha  is comfortable with 'plump' not everyone goes for washboard stomachs and belly bars you know 'sniff'
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 07:15 pm |
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Quoting Lyndie:
I am quite confident that Alpha is comfortable with 'plump' not everyone goes for washboard stomachs and belly bars you know 'sniff' |
Well, I got news for you. I quit! And I m wishing you both all the best. I guess I should sit back and wait for someone to go after me. And this Alpha is way too cool for that yaaaa! 
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 08:42 pm |
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My dear sophie, I am confident that you will not be sitting there for long!
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 08:48 pm |
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LYNDIE TAKE NO NOTICE GIRL, ANYWAY ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT THE MEN LIKE SOMETHING TO GET HOLD OF
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22 Apr 2006 Sat 08:54 pm |
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Yes - A pint of beer in one hand and the tv remote controls in the other... 
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 01:01 am |
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Quoting Boop: Yes - A pint of beer in one hand and the tv remote controls in the other... |
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 01:36 am |
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Quoting Joey: Quoting Boop: Yes - A pint of beer in one hand and the tv remote controls in the other... |
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Sorry Joey - that is the second time I have made you cross  - was a joke
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 01:45 am |
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Quoting Boop: Quoting Joey: Quoting Boop: Yes - A pint of beer in one hand and the tv remote controls in the other... |
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Sorry Joey - that is the second time I have made you cross - was a joke |
Thats okay then Boop apology accepted
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 10:01 am |
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Hey girls,
My lemon tree full of lemons is yours. Can make lots of fresh delicious lemon juice.
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 10:54 am |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting ramayan: aaa try pumpkin too hehehe |
Mmmmm have you ever tried sweet pumpkin pie? Delicious! Who gives a sh*t about diets when something like that is in the oven?
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Hehe, very true
I read an interview with Beyonce Knowles once and one of her tricks to keep in shape is having a rather poor lunch,  6 slices of cucumber and 3 slices of tomato.... 
Sophie, if there are any left-overs, please contact me
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 11:25 pm |
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Quoting Boop: Yes - A pint of beer in one hand and the tv remote controls in the other... |
you crack me up 
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 11:44 pm |
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Quoting Aslan: ...I wish lemon juice would do the trick...  ...well maybe it would...if that was all that I let pass my actually utterly thin lips...
...Lyndie...I wish people would call me plump! 
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No. Really 'plump' is not how I see myself. List of things that are acceptable as 'plump'
Babies
tomatoes
olives
chickens
grapes
peaches (well all fruit is best when 'plump'
Lips - lips are good 'plump'
puppies
Handbags. I like a nice 'plump' handbag, it suggests it contains lot of goodies - Likewise purses and wallets are good 'plump'
I am sure there are lots of other perfectly desirable 'plump' things.
Escargot - you wouldn't want a skinny snail in your garlic butter would you?
Now Bliss, how much lemon juice have you?
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23 Apr 2006 Sun 11:55 pm |
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Quoting Lyndie:
Now Bliss, how much lemon juice have you? |
Come on! Don't be greedy! You got Alpha. Use him! This lemon tree is mine and I m not going to quit on it! 
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 12:06 am |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting Lyndie:
Now Bliss, how much lemon juice have you? |
Come on! Don't be greedy! You got Alpha. Use him! |
Really Lyndie, you have to admit, you can't have it all!!
Btw, I wouldn't think of lemon juice anymore if I had Alpha
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 12:31 am |
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...that is oh so true...
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 02:38 am |
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Girls! No one 'has' Alpha
Alpha, as you know is the king of cool. Alpha is an enigma. He slips quietly in an out of the site, barely staying for long enough to write him a PM. If you see him. I guarantee he will be gone before you finish writing your message.
Alpha lives in a shadowland somewhere between Istanbul and cyber space. Reach out for him and he will slip through your fingers like smoke from a fine cigar!
Does Alpha exist at all? Or is he a figment of our fertile imaginations. Are we all looking for an Alpha in our lives? Is he the personification of our individual desires? Is he the composite 'ideal man' Charming, mature, cultured, intellectual, funny, warm, caring, kind, faithful, gentle, loyal, does he have suits that make Frank Sinatra look like a hobo (nice quote from 'Anchor Man') is he also gallant and sexy ? Alas we will never know...
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 03:08 am |
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Quoting Lyndie: Are we all looking for an Alpha in our lives? |
I don't know what the rest are looking for in their lives. What I DO know is what me and a friend here are looking for. So here it goes:
To:whomever it may concern
Zillionaire MANAV is wanted from an aslan and a kaplan. Kindly post your CV in this thread. The one with the biggest quantity of lemons in his possession will be preferred.
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 08:10 am |
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Quoting kaplan:
To:whomever it may concern
Zillionaire MANAV is wanted from an aslan and a kaplan. Kindly post your CV in this thread. The one with the biggest quantity of lemons in his possession will be preferred.
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...actually I believe that we might be able to accept smaller amounts of lemons...as long as the zillionaire manav hold other qualities that compensates it...but that is something that we can not guarantee...it will be negociated in every particular case!
...wow...now we just have to wait, kaplan!
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 08:14 am |
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...eh, kaplan...don´t you think our ad was to be posted somewhere else - the thread of MISERY! might lead to some misunderstandings...don´t you think??? 
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 07:44 pm |
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Hmmm....Zillionaire Greengrocer? Who are you looking for. The Man From Delmonte?
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 09:04 pm |
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...ehhmmm...we are... ...but where is his posting?
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 11:09 pm |
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I repeat: a zillionaire greengrocer is desperately needed!
Except from the lemons, any other quantity of vegetables and fruits would be highly appreciated, since i m planning to go on a diet, starting from tomorrow. Do you have any idea how expensive grocery has become in greece?
*note: I ll get the vegetables and aslan will get the zillions. Do you think she is cheating me? *
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24 Apr 2006 Mon 11:56 pm |
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sophie mou look if aslan chose zillions der must be sth in dis...bcos she must know sth as a lioness..heheh and about grocery..dont worry now just have fun...eat and when we go çamlıyayla you will have a great farm full of grocery and while aslan hunting der u can feed urself in peace....hehe but bcareful ...u know farmers...i think u must do dis at nights bcos in the morning when they see u,they may not let u go...heheh and make u work for the things u eat ...heheh
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25 Apr 2006 Tue 12:30 am |
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Quoting ramayan:
but bcareful ...u know farmers...i think u must do dis at nights bcos in the morning when they see u,they may not let u go...heheh and make u work for the things u eat ...heheh
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Farmers...eat...nights..."work"... oh this sounds like heaven!
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26 Apr 2006 Wed 12:10 am |
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Quoting kaplan:
To:whomever it may concern
Zillionaire MANAV is wanted from an aslan and a kaplan. Kindly post your CV in this thread. The one with the biggest quantity of lemons in his possession will be preferred.
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COWARDS!!!
...hey kaplan, we are in big trouble...no lemon, no mava...Let´s get drunk and forget our sorrows! 
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26 Apr 2006 Wed 12:37 am |
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Quoting Aslan:
COWARDS!!!
...hey kaplan, we are in big trouble...no lemon, no mava...Let´s get drunk and forget our sorrows! |
Aslan dostum, prejudice is not what I usually take seriously, but this time i really believe that the title of this thread was symbolic yaaa!!!
How can we ever find the manav of our dreams in a thread called 'MISERY'???
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26 Apr 2006 Wed 12:51 am |
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hehe yes lets open a new thread...''hope or hopefuls' hehe and lets dream
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27 Apr 2006 Thu 11:02 am |
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Quoting sophie: That's how they are going to describe me, starting from tomorrow. Easter is here, for us Orthodox's, and everyone can understand that it's impossible to say no to a mother who has spent the last couple of days preparing dinner like crazy (my mom). As if she is going to feed an army! |
Maybe she thinks you are an army!!!
Or maybe you need to be an army to fight being force fed......
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27 Apr 2006 Thu 01:12 pm |
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Quoting bod:
Maybe she thinks you are an army!!!
Or maybe you need to be an army to fight being force fed...... |
Come on Bod! You know I m not that fat!
Actually, i ate everything, drunk everything and said nothing! If you had ever met my mom, you would know that it's so useless to try to say no to her!
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27 Apr 2006 Thu 09:54 pm |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting Aslan:
COWARDS!!!
manav of our dreams in a thread called 'MISERY'??? |
Sophie, no one else seemed to notice that clever little play on words 'manav our dreams' - it was very clever! I just wanted to congratulate you on that! |
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28 Apr 2006 Fri 11:03 am |
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...oh Lyndie...if only the zillionaire mavas could see kaplan and aslan like you do...
...could I use you as a reference, if needed?
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28 Apr 2006 Fri 11:25 am |
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helal olsun lindi
hehhe u got the point hea? hahahha aferin...really surprised me here hahaha
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29 Apr 2006 Sat 08:56 pm |
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lindi kız sen var harika türkçe yazmak...ama daha çok çalışıp daha çok harika yazmak...bende burda gülmekten ölmek...sen ingilizce konuşsan daha iyi etmek
hahahah
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