Same with the verb "TO HAVE" 1st person singular in romanian .

  Ex.   " I have only 13-14 players in.."

I understand why si´s example sounds weird - but not sure what you mean - what is the 1st person singular in Romanian?

Some Japanese names may have appalling meanings in Turkish.  I remember speaking to a Japanese person whose name was heard as "Hold my Johnson".  When I was on the phone with him, the three Turkish guys in the room burst into a laughter and I was forced to hang up immediately.

 Give click on the violet words and you will see the title of an article...

And some Turkish sentences soundslike a Japanese name.

Example: Tutsiki Koyama

Cant forget a place in Ankara called Dikmen...

Funny, hehe Dikmen, well there´s a café in the Izmir intercity bus terminal that has a big billboard that says  "MERDA Café"...for Romance speakers this is absolutely hilarious

_ Where are you from?

_ Im from BATMAN.

As you may know THY names its planes after Turkish cities, so yes, there´s a plane named "Batman", I saw it in the airport once

Sorry - didn´t realise that was a link 

During his spell as Besiktas coach, the famous Welsh soccer trainer Mr. Benjamin Toshack was quite amazed at seeing people smile at him when he said his name. He later learned that his name sounds like Mr. Testicles to Turkish ears...