It is almost impossible to get it in Turkish. The language is confusing, friend.

Phew Mephistopheles seninle katıliyorum.

It should be : Mephistopheles, Sana katılıyorum. 

You must have it confused because of its english using. As It is " I am agree with you. not agree to you in English Lol

It always happens to me, too

Düzelttigin için teşekkür ederim

Bir şey değil. Her zaman : )

hi,does it not make sense?can it not be translated

thank you

bence korkuyodum diyodum ulan ben kendime zor bakiyom bi 2 kinci kise yede nasil bakcam bak simdi evlendim bi kizim var bide oglum lacak hayat insana bi cikis yolu gosteriyo yerterki yola cikmaya cesaretin olsun      

I was scared too, I was saying ´I am hardly looking after myself, how can I look after the second person´. Look, now I am married. I have a daughter and I will have a son. The life itself is showing you the path.. as long as you have courage to take the path.

demekki anesine de soylemis konusmamasini hemso git tr ye inan daha iyi olcak senin cicin

so, she said to her mother not to talk .. Hemso(my country man) go to Turkey.. You believe me, it will be better for you..

  hemso benden kac ay calisamadim yengen calisiyodu iliskide bunlar normaldir olur boyle seyler gurur yapmasaydin keske belki sen haklisin hersey ona agirgelmeye baslamisti zorlaniyodu belkide ayrilmayi belki cozum sandi ama baska yede olabilir  dusunmuyo muydun evlenmeyi       

Hemso(my country man), I could not work for a long time..But my wife was working..These things happen in relations, they are normal. You should not make it a pride thing maybe..Maybe you are right, maybe everything was getting heavy for her..she was doing it with difficulty, maybe, she thought the seperation was a solution. But it might be something else.. were you not thinking to get married? 

Along those lines..

ps..will you tell girl that that is enough.. It was just a PS3!!!

bence korkuyodum

Doesn´t this mean ´I think I was scared´   ?

I interpreted that word as ´bende korkuyordum´ (considering the text is full of mistakes and ´c´ is just below ´d´ on keyboards.. )

thank you so much hand...lol i think she should of broke his ps3 hahaha