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küçük şakalar
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22 Sep 2011 Thu 07:25 pm |
Bilgisayarlar dans etmek için nereye giderler?
Where do computers go to dance?
-Disk-o’ya.
The disk-o.
Ayaksız bir koyuna ne dersin?
What do you call a sheep without any legs?
Bulut.
A cloud.
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 04:40 pm |
Bilgisayarlar dans etmek için nereye giderler?
Where do computers go to dance?
-Disk-o’ya.
The disk-o.
Ayaksız bir koyuna ne dersin?
What do you call a sheep without any legs?
Bulut.
A cloud.
This kind of sense of humour is alien to me. But this has reminded me a question a friend had asked some years ago.
En şanslı "ce" nedir? (What is the luckiest "ce"?)
I will not tell the answer as it is a bit obscene and don´t ask me what it is. If you can´t solve it then you can´t solve it.
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 04:51 pm |
The answer of your question can not be pronounced [ or should not be pronounced] on this site. [my opinion] But I will ask the same "ce" but this time the unluckiest one " what is the unluckiest "ce" ?
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:24 pm |
The answer of your question can not be pronounced [ or should not be pronounced] on this site. [my opinion] But I will ask the same "ce" but this time the unluckiest one " what is the unluckiest "ce" ?
Well, I am not sure what you mean but I know the unluckiest "çe".
Fenerbah-çe
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:26 pm |
The answer of your question can not be pronounced [ or should not be pronounced] on this site. [my opinion] But I will ask the same "ce" but this time the unluckiest one " what is the unluckiest "ce" ?
Thats unfair!!!! We also want to know that luckiest "ce" ... WE learn turkish and we all have all right to know this...fine..atleast send me a PM about it...
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:31 pm |
If I was reading Tunci´s mind , My guess for the unluckiest would be .... iskence
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:34 pm |
If I was reading Tunci´s mind , My guess for the unluckiest would be .... iskence
Absolutely ... You got it !! çok cleversın
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:37 pm |
aklini okudum resmen !!!
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:38 pm |
If I was reading Tunci´s mind , My guess for the unluckiest would be .... iskence
What does iskence mean???
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:40 pm |
What does iskence mean???
işkence 1. torture, torment.
işkence etmek/yapmak /a/ to torture, torment.
işkenceye sokmak /ı/ to put (someone) through mental torment.
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:43 pm |
Thanks insallah....
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:48 pm |
What does iskence mean???
Come on!
You don´t have a dictionary? (If that´s the case, you can use google translate like I do. Type the word and it tells you what it is).
Then again never mind if your intent was to chit-chat around.
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:55 pm |
Come on!
You don´t have a dictionary? (If that´s the case, you can use google translate like I do. Type the word and it tells you what it is).
Then again never mind if your intent was to chit-chat around.
Thanks dost...I tried to do that but earlier insallah wrote it like "iskence" and I have never encountered this word...so searched this only...later I found its "işkence"
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 05:57 pm |
Come on!
You don´t have a dictionary? (If that´s the case, you can use google translate like I do. Type the word and it tells you what it is).
Then again never mind if your intent was to chit-chat around.
Si ++ dont spoil the fun..
Edited (9/24/2011) by tunci
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 06:02 pm |
Thanks dost...I tried to do that but earlier insallah wrote it like "iskence" and I have never encountered this word...so searched this only...later I found its "işkence"
Sorry I didnt have Turkish letters on my computer and was lazy to change it
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 06:11 pm |
This kind of sense of humour is alien to me. But this has reminded me a question a friend had asked some years ago.
En şanslı "ce" nedir? (What is the luckiest "ce"?)
I will not tell the answer as it is a bit obscene and don´t ask me what it is. If you can´t solve it then you can´t solve it.
I will answer it because sometimes I like annoying people. The anwer is "am-bulan-ce"
Edited (9/24/2011) by gokuyum
Edited (9/24/2011) by gokuyum
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 08:12 pm |
This kind of sense of humour is alien to me.
it was not so much about the silly humour and joke as it was looking at the turkish writing and comparing to english to learn new words and see how suffix´s are used.
Öğretmen: Biraz dikkat edebilir misin lütfen?
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Öğrenci: Yapabildiğim kadar az dikkat ederim.
Student: I´m paying as little attention as I can.
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 09:16 pm |
I will answer it because sometimes I like annoying people. The anwer is "am-bulan-ce"
Aha!!!! Thanks Gok...you are very kind hearted.... Now I know the luckiest ce I am feeling imotional now
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 09:20 pm |
Aha!!!! Thanks Gok...you are very kind hearted.... Now I know the luckiest ce I am feeling imotional now
Are you sure about feeling emotional Hindistan ?
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 09:24 pm |
Are you sure about feeling emotional Hindistan ?
Yes Tunci as sure as I was Finally I am learning what I need to learn
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 09:39 pm |
This thread raises another question that is smilar type of joke [ although some people dont count it as joke ] which is what is the most masculine bird on earth ? [ clue ; think words in turkish]
Good luck...
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 09:47 pm |
This thread raises another question that is smilar type of joke [ although some people dont count it as joke ] which is what is the most masculine bird on earth ? [ clue ; think words in turkish]
Good luck...
Anybodyyyyy...what are you waiting for guys...where are the answers...come up with some immotional things
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24 Sep 2011 Sat 11:49 pm |
Anybodyyyyy...what are you waiting for guys...where are the answers...come up with some immotional things
Baykuş (owl) Mr. Bird
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25 Sep 2011 Sun 12:18 am |
Baykuş (owl) Mr. Bird
Good job Gökuyum.
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25 Sep 2011 Sun 12:23 am |
Ok. here comes a really bad one " what we call ducks that know everything " ?
[note : I might get deleted from this site after this joke ]
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27 Sep 2011 Tue 04:31 pm |
Beyin Göçü nedir?
Karısının dırdırından, triplerinden, taleplerinden, mızmızlığından sıkılan bir adamın, daha genç, güzel ve uyumlu bulduğu başka bir kadının peşine düşüp gitmesine "BEY”in göçü denir.
BEY’in göçü sık ve sürekli olursa, adam sonunda öbür tarafa göçer, buna da “BEY’in tam göçü” denir…
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27 Sep 2011 Tue 05:08 pm |
Ok. here comes a really bad one " what we call ducks that know everything " ?
[note : I might get deleted from this site after this joke ]
Come on people take the challenge and answer this question
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