Check your grammer book, hopefully you will understand.  

I´ll do that  - I really would like to learn how to speak English correctly! 

and the spelling book too

Have you a good spelling book to recommend? 

I did notice his spelling mistake but Sonunda is on Spelling Police Duty today not me!  

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

(Let that be a warning to all you girls out there.....)

I  was just planning to offer my peace pipe to a certain individual here..

But I changed my mind after reading the posts in this thread:

http://www.turkishclass.com/turkish/forum/forumTitle_41458

 Phew!  Destiny dealt me a good hand for once

I gave up smoking a while ago darling ... put your pipe where it will do the most good!

Interesting. I always thought it to sound better when spoken by a male .. especially by the likes of Jeremy Irons or Alan Rickman or any reincarnation of the James Bond fellow really. Maybe it´s just a sexy accent regardless.

Although the older I get, the more it sounds to me like somebody speaking with a mouthful of mashed potatoes.

 I have to agree with you Melek....I love talking to my evil British friends.  I always marvel at the fact that no matter how angry they get, they always manage to sound so polite.  I took a British friend to get her drivers license here in the states.  They were so rude to her (it was actually quite embarrasing) and she just gave it right back to them in such a nice way that the morons didn´t even realize that they were being insulted!  She promised to teach me this technique and to also detect when I was being insulted by another evil Brit...hehehe. 

I hope you do not neglect to share this precious knowledge with the rest of us who might ever be risk of being insulted by evil Brits!

What I absoltely LOVE about the British way of communicating is the humor of understatement. I recall a story I heard from my former bf, who happened to be British, who totalled his father´s car at age 16 and when he came home announced it to his parents as "There seems to be A BIT OF a problem with the car."  Coupled with his accent, that is just something that makes me laugh every time I think about it.

My favorite book EVER is full of such wonderful British humor (I´m referring to "Three Men in a Boat" of course).