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Two pennies for your thoughts ....!!
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| 6400. |
19 Nov 2011 Sat 10:04 am |
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The more I read the translation forum, the more I realise the advantages of having a boyfriend who speaks no English and you speak no Turkish. Imagine the advantages!!
"No askim I can´t understand what you´re saying, now just finish the washing the dishes and shut up".
"Sorry I can´t explain to you why I´m going out with the girls tonight until Tunci comes online to translate it for me".
"Do I like your new haircut? Sorry I can´t reply"
"It´s MY turn to cook the dinner? Sorry I can´t understand you"
Have decided to find myself a dudu 
Edited (11/19/2011) by TheAenigma
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| 6401. |
19 Nov 2011 Sat 10:41 am |
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Have decided to find myself a dudu
Let me disappoint you: you wont find one. NEVER! for the reasons below.
*What kinda dudu will want you? 
*You already speak a bit of Turkish.
*Your brain is not damaged, yet.
*Tunci and others will not translate for you.
Edited (11/19/2011) by lemon
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| 6402. |
19 Nov 2011 Sat 11:10 am |
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*Tunci and others will not translate for you.
Hmmm -shall I test that theory?
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| 6403. |
19 Nov 2011 Sat 11:13 am |
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so you agree with the rest of what i said?
I think scalpel and marioninturkey may help you, but Im not sure if others will do. They already hate you HAHAHAHAHA *evil laughter*.
Hmmm -shall I test that theory?
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| 6404. |
19 Nov 2011 Sat 11:16 am |
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so you agree with the rest of what i said?
I think scalpel and marioninturkey may help you, but Im not sure if others will do. They already hate you HAHAHAHAHA *evil laughter*.
To be honest I was scared with your comment "I am not brain damaged YET" - what will you do to me!!?? 
Yes the lovely MarionInTurkey would help me and maybe Scalpel......but maybe Tunci would help? 
Edited (11/19/2011) by TheAenigma
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| 6405. |
20 Nov 2011 Sun 01:34 am |
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The following needs to be added to Article 301 of the Turkish Penal Code:-
Disagreeing with any Turkish citizen on any subject is also illegal. If a Turk says he likes sugar in his coffee, you must also say you like sugar in your coffee, even if you don´t 
MODIFY: Actually that is unfair to Turks, who rarely complain and enjoy a good argument. I should amend this to the STUMPY/BYDAND RULE
Edited (11/20/2011) by TheAenigma
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| 6406. |
20 Nov 2011 Sun 06:49 am |
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The following needs to be added to Article 301 of the Turkish Penal Code:-
Disagreeing with any Turkish citizen on any subject is also illegal. If a Turk says he likes sugar in his coffee, you must also say you like sugar in your coffee, even if you don´t
MODIFY: Actually that is unfair to Turks, who rarely complain and enjoy a good argument. I should amend this to the STUMPY/BYDAND RULE
one needs brain, at least not fully damaged in order to understand your level of sarcasm.
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| 6407. |
20 Nov 2011 Sun 12:51 pm |
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Well all good things must come to an end, and so must my short visit back to TC Try not to be too sad 
See you in a year or so when I shall be back for my annual discussion on the meaning of irony with my good friend Stumpy
Bye Bye......
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| 6408. |
20 Nov 2011 Sun 01:32 pm |
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I thought you were saying you would stay longer this time? 
Well all good things must come to an end, and so must my short visit back to TC Try not to be too sad
See you in a year or so when I shall be back for my annual discussion on the meaning of irony with my good friend Stumpy
Bye Bye......
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| 6409. |
20 Nov 2011 Sun 06:41 pm |
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What, already???? You just got here. Oh well, see you in a year, maybe.
Well all good things must come to an end, and so must my short visit back to TC Try not to be too sad
See you in a year or so when I shall be back for my annual discussion on the meaning of irony with my good friend Stumpy
Bye Bye......
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| 6410. |
21 Nov 2011 Mon 04:32 am |
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Well all good things must come to an end, and so must my short visit back to TC Try not to be too sad
See you in a year or so when I shall be back for my annual discussion on the meaning of irony with my good friend Stumpy
Bye Bye......
Noooo!!! I order you to come back, Now! 
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