OMG - someone stop me!  "step away from the thread...." 

(NB Just saw that they added a smiley for Alpha since I was here before... )

A government service that is actually efficient

I lost my driving licence so I went online to see how to get a new one.  My old licence was a paper version but my new one had to be a plastic one with a photo and signature incorporated. Uhh I thought, I will have to visit a dreaded photobooth and then queue for ages in the Post Office, then wait for ages for the licence to arrive.

Imagine my pleasure when I was able to apply online for a new licence!  As I was in possession of a digital passport, all I had to do was key in my passport number.  the photo and signature is then copied from passport office records and addded to the licence.  I applied on Monday evening and my licence arrived on Friday.    Big Brother is great sometimes

despising teenage boys for blasting music in the parking lot as if they were the only ppl in the world..

Oh Kitty, do not act like your own grandma Don´t you think the future of the nation deserves some entertainment?

I have the same feeling about guys who drive very old cars with sports exhaust. My blood boils every time I hear the noise but then i see the car (usually an old Golf in a faded red color - why is it red that always fades?) and I feel sort of sorry for them for being such pr*cks

Dude dont exagurate me, I can´t compete with Einstein But don´t be sorry, my intelligence doesn´t dissapoint you as I have ranked as "Very Superior" several times. Speaking of, what about yours?

I know you don´t think the way you wrote about my intelligence, because an avarage or high avarage guy knows who is very superior or not. Thehandsomcım, i don´t expect you to change in one day but its not nice to try to provocate someone by trying to underestime him. You shall stop to use cheap arguments however, due to a few positive changes with you, I forgive You.

Coming to having benters issue, Dude, its not nice to have benter with people. Also, as you know, just before you dream to benter with me, I will always be thought three steps further. I also take that as an argument to to hurt your answerer. But thehandsom, if you don´t try to hurt your answerer, you won´t be hurt! I reccomend you to stop to trying to conflict with me, don´t you see? that hurts you! I would be more profitable for you if you believe in the power of sharing. And I am always  ready to help you.

You are joking..

Right?

So I was right when I called you ´oeince the genious´?

Come on you ´three steps further´ thinking guy who was ranked as ´very superior´ , hurt me/us/everybody by confliciting..

I am not underestimating you!! Not at all!! I am hurt, I am scared I will get hurt more and I need help!! I need more positive changes!!

Sheik Edebali´s advice to his son in law, Osman Ghazi

O my son! Now you are king!

From now on, wrath is for us; for you, calm!

For us to be offended; for you to please!

For us to accuse; for you to endure!

For us, helplessness and error; for you, tolerance!

For us, quarrel; for you, justice!

For us, envy, rumor, slander; for you, forgiveness!

O my son!

From now on, it is for us to divide; for you to unite!

For us, sloth; for you, warning and encouragement!

O my son!

Be patient, a flower does not bloom before its time. Never forget: Let man flourish, and the state will also flourish!

O my son!

Your burden is heavy, your task hard, your power hangs on a hair! May God be your helper!

I kept Sheikh Edebali´s advice.

Now i need to work, more people waits for help.

Good Bye, until we again meet in a brighter future...

Am unable to do anything except watch the rescues in Chile - wonderful

 As people are correcting Turkish on here, to help others learn better, I thought I´d give a go with the English (starting with correct spelling etc)

Dude don´t exaggerate me. I can´t compete with Einstein, but don´t be sorry, my intelligence doesn´t dissapoint you as I have ranked as "Very Superior" several times. Speaking of, what about yours? 

I know you don´t think the way you wrote about my intelligence, because an avarage or high avarage guy knows who is very superior or not.

 - This sentence didn´t make much sense to me, so I may be wrong in correcting it but here are a couple choices with the correct grammar etc

1) I know you don´t think that way, due to the way you wrote about my intelligence. because a man who is average or above average knows who is more very superior or not.

2) I know you don´t think because of the way you wrote about my intelligence. An average or abover average man knows who is very superior or not.

Thehandsomcım, I don´t expect you to change in one day but it´s not nice to try to provocate someone by trying to underestime (I think you mean "underestimate") him. You shall stop to use cheap arguments however, due to a few positive changes with you, I forgive You.

Coming to having banters issue, Dude, its not nice to have a banter with people. Also, as you know, just before you dream to banter with me, I will always be thought three steps further (thought as three steps ahead). I also take that as an argument to to hurt your answerer. But thehandsom, if you don´t try to hurt your answerer, you won´t be hurt! I reccomend you to stop to trying (stop trying) to conflict with me. Don´t you see? That hurts you! I would be more profitable for you if you believe in the power of sharing. And I am always  ready to help you.

Best I can do for now