İ just received this...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If
you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in
crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful.....
Can't live with them
Can't live without them...


What do you think...is it really US ? lol

Well,i agree with the nice parts,,lol

How about you ?

Oh my, I just read this and yes I will admit most of it's true. I'll have to send this to my girlfriends. Now we need one about men.

Ooo dear - yes I confess it's true

ALLAHIM..lol count me in... but juice for me lol

Juice for me too, with fruit and a little 151, ok alot.

And ice too ? İ want ice lol

And one of those cute umbrellas and a straw and one of those sparkly things ..... I agree too, this is soooo true!!! I hate to admit it but you are right!

Well, as a matter of fact,i don't hate to admit it.. lol

Although i do admit it..lol

But this combination what make us so unique, what make us women lol

Don't you think ? İf we were easy to understand we would be sooooo boring,,lol

Btw,i want umbrella too,,lol
İ want it sea green and baby blue ..lol

Can i have an olive too ?? or it won't fit in da juice ??lol

So the moral of the story for all guys.......

Just be yourself - follow your instincts - and have a good time......because no matter how hard you try you will never impress a woman. But if you don't try then you actually have a chance of finding the right woman for you