Good to see you back !

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2009/05/01/girl-10-suffered-70-burns-from-a-sunbed-91466-23517084/

10 year old girl suffers 70% burns after spending 16 minutes on a sunbed, in a salon of unmanned sunbeds.  You just pump in your money lie on the sunbed and pull down the lid and bingo !

I find in incomprehensible that she was able to do this and whats more, able to venture into town age 10 years old.

+1!!

Take no notice???!!!

3 translation requests (each from a different member) to do with Shakespeare´s ´Hamlet´ - are dudus becoming more intellectual or is this a move away from the norm?? 

 dudu or not dudu....that is the question

You have far too much time on your hands young lady!!!   Get back to pedalling that ambulance!

 Do I know you?????  Hummmm....teaschip...sounds familiar.  Ahhhh....yes....bed american....conservative....outspoken....NOT FROM CALIFORNIA!!

Welcome back!!  I was beginning to think you had been abducted by dudus!

 I think she´s gone again. 

http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/news.php?yr=09&month=apr&story=gen-en-140409

Pay by the pound (and that is how much you weigh) Uhmmm I have my opinions on this and I don´t intend sharing  but perhaps it was inevitable!!!

Will they refund the difference if you use their paid toilet during the flight and in effect weigh slightly less than before?

That reminds me of an old Polish comedy where people returning from abroad were put on scales upon their arrival in Poland. If you lost weigh during your stay abroad you had to pay for the difference as "5 kilograms of a citizen has returned" Charges were higher for citizens with tertiary education

Seriously, one could suspect Ryanair to be a Scottish airline (no offence bydand!)