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What made you laugh today?
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| 640. |
08 Mar 2009 Sun 12:41 pm |
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I bet, it is part of new Dutch government schema which aims to curb declaining population and to increase the birth rate by encouraging people with visual stimulation..what was the movie? Emmanuelle?
Ahh, I see, an experienced viewer of ´certain´ movies.... 
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 01:38 pm |
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this cracked me up
Arab men seek Israeli brides
Dozens of residents of Arab countries appeal to Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem in search of ´smart and beautiful´ women
Itamar Eichner
"I´m asking for your help. I would like to meet an Israeli woman for marriage purposes," Abdullah, a resident of Saudi Arabia, said in a recent letter to the Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem.
"I have heard that the Israeli women are very smart and beautiful," he added. "I´m ready to pay a dowry of camels, herds or even money. Please help me."
Dozens of such appeals are received every year by the Foreign Ministry´s department for Arab media. Emails have been arriving from people in Iraq, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and Egypt.
According to Foreign Ministry official Adel Hino, almost all men identify themselves by their full name and are not afraid to leave their telephone number and address as contact details.
The Foreign Ministry recently received a letter from a resident of the United Arab Emirates in the Persian Gulf, who introduced himself as a wealthy man with a fleet of automobiles, looking for a Jewish bride from Israel.
Many appeals have also been received from Iraqi men, who say their dream is to marry an Israeli woman. One of them, a Baghdad resident, even said he is married to four women and would like the Israeli Foreign Ministry to introduce him to another woman, this time an Israeli one.
"I promise you that she will fit in well with the rest of my wives," he wrote.
"The Israeli woman must have a remarkable image in the Arab world," says Hino. "The Arab men reiterate in their letters that the Israeli women are beautiful and smart, but we politely answer all of them that with all due respect, the Foreign Ministry is not a matchmaking agency."
JOKERS!
PS. actually could have posted this in "jokes and riddles" section
Edited (3/9/2009) by femmeous
[there was a mess.]
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 02:36 pm |
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this cracked me up
Arab men seek Israeli brides
Dozens of residents of Arab countries appeal to Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem in search of ´smart and beautiful´ women
Itamar Eichner
"I´m asking for your help. I would like to meet an Israeli woman for marriage purposes," Abdullah, a resident of Saudi Arabia, said in a recent letter to the Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem.
"I have heard that the Israeli women are very smart and beautiful," he added. "I´m ready to pay a dowry of camels, herds or even money. Please help me."
Dozens of such appeals are received every year by the Foreign Ministry´s department for Arab media. Emails have been arriving from people in Iraq, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and Egypt.
According to Foreign Ministry official Adel Hino, almost all men identify themselves by their full name and are not afraid to leave their telephone number and address as contact details.
The Foreign Ministry recently received a letter from a resident of the United Arab Emirates in the Persian Gulf, who introduced himself as a wealthy man with a fleet of automobiles, looking for a Jewish bride from Israel.
Many appeals have also been received from Iraqi men, who say their dream is to marry an Israeli woman. One of them, a Baghdad resident, even said he is married to four women and would like the Israeli Foreign Ministry to introduce him to another woman, this time an Israeli one.
"I promise you that she will fit in well with the rest of my wives," he wrote.
"The Israeli woman must have a remarkable image in the Arab world," says Hino. "The Arab men reiterate in their letters that the Israeli women are beautiful and smart, but we politely answer all of them that with all due respect, the Foreign Ministry is not a matchmaking agency."
JOKERS!
PS. actually could have posted this in "jokes and riddles" section
I can´t believe this!
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 02:41 pm |
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this cracked me up
Arab men seek Israeli brides
"The Israeli woman must have a remarkable image in the Arab world," says Hino. "The Arab men reiterate in their letters that the Israeli women are beautiful and smart, but we politely answer all of them that with all due respect, the Foreign Ministry is not a matchmaking agency."
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11 Mar 2009 Wed 11:11 pm |
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I bet, it is part of new Dutch government schema which aims to curb declaining population and to increase the birth rate by encouraging people with visual stimulation..what was the movie? Emmanuelle?
This made me laugh, a couple of days ago I was reading how the Netherlands are dealing with migration and part of the citizenship course (if you can call it that!) is to watch or read about the Dutch open attitude towards sex and homosexuality!! Sort of "you have to integrate into our way of life - like it, lump it or go home 
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12 Mar 2009 Thu 12:12 am |
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This made me laugh, a couple of days ago I was reading how the Netherlands are dealing with migration and part of the citizenship course (if you can call it that!) is to watch or read about the Dutch open attitude towards sex and homosexuality!! Sort of "you have to integrate into our way of life - like it, lump it or go home
I totally approve of their attitude 
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| 647. |
14 Mar 2009 Sat 01:24 am |
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Red nose night is getting rude! and funnier 
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14 Mar 2009 Sat 10:06 am |
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This made me laugh, a couple of days ago I was reading how the Netherlands are dealing with migration and part of the citizenship course (if you can call it that!) is to watch or read about the Dutch open attitude towards sex and homosexuality!! Sort of "you have to integrate into our way of life - like it, lump it or go home
Yes, true. Read this, especially the last paragraph, and see how friendly we are for our newcomers....
The film ‘Coming to the Netherlands’
The film shows you how people live in the Netherlands. In the film, a friendly guide tells you about Dutch society. You will be given information about living in the Netherlands and about Dutch politics, work, education and healthcare. You will also be told a bit about the history of the Netherlands. The guide will also show you the examination at the embassy.
You can order the film in the following languages: Dutch, French, English, Spanish, Portuguese, Turkish, Kurdish, Standard Arabic, Moroccan Arabic, Tarifit/Rif Berber, Chinese, Russian, Indonesian and Thai.
Edited and unedited
Some things that are quite ordinary and acceptable in the Netherlands are forbidden in other countries. For example, in the Netherlands women are allowed to sunbathe on the beach with few clothes on, and people have the freedom of expression to show that they are homosexuals or lesbians. The film includes images of this.
In some countries, it is against the law to be in the possession of films with images of this nature. Because of this, a special film has been made for these countries. In this film, the prohibited images have been deleted. This version of the film is called: ‘the edited version’.
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14 Mar 2009 Sat 11:53 pm |
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"Meet my parents!
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| 650. |
15 Mar 2009 Sun 03:41 am |
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hmmmm
have you hijacked porto´s style or what?
Maybe we are the same person 
only on odd dyas (I mean sunday-tuesday-thursday-saturday... or is it monday-wednesday-friday-sunday?
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Edited (3/15/2009) by portokal
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