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What made you laugh today?
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| 700. |
01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:48 pm |
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lisa, pls, dont post so much, i dont have an ability to read all your posts in such a short time. 
i cant read and laugh at the same time.
Are you too busy being a linguist/mathematician?
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| 701. |
01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:51 pm |
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Are you too busy being a linguist/mathematician?
yes, im checking out if i also could apply to being the most fakeful fizist 
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| 702. |
02 Apr 2009 Thu 12:52 pm |
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I was never far away m´dear bod! 
Why does that not surprise me m´dear Aslan
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| 703. |
02 Apr 2009 Thu 09:53 pm |
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One of the children at school was very annoyed because his friend called him . . .
"egg on fish kebab" . . .
you had to be there 
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| 704. |
02 Apr 2009 Thu 10:04 pm |
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One of the children at school was very annoyed because his friend called him . . .
"egg on fish kebab" . . .
you had to be there
does he have a relative in vancouver?
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| 705. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 06:49 pm |
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On a community of which I am a member someone has just introduced themselves by saying:
I´m kat and am 19, from Melbourne Austrailia, currently doing a course in Professonal Writting and Editing.
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| 706. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 06:52 pm |
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On a community of which I am a member someone has just introduced themselves by saying: I´m kat and am 19, from Melbourne Austrailia, currently doing a course in Professonal Writting and Editing.
What kind of twisted people do you hang out with bod? 
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| 707. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 06:57 pm |
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What kind of twisted people do you hang out with bod?
I wouldn´t exactly say "hang out".......
This was on a fashion community!!!
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| 708. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 07:28 pm |
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I wouldn´t exactly say "hang out".......
This was on a fashion community!!!
She sounds very dangerous bod....be careful!!
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| 709. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 09:34 pm |
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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING ´WOO-HOO!´ IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE´VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE´S BUTT AND HONEST LY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY´S BECAUSE ´OH MY GOSH! I LOVE THIS SONG!´
7 WE´ VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE´VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT´S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE ALCOHOL.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID´S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12 WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT´S THEIR FAULT THAT WE´RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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| 710. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 09:49 pm |
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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING ´WOO-HOO!´ IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE´VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE´S BUTT AND HONEST LY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY´S BECAUSE ´OH MY GOSH! I LOVE THIS SONG!´
7 WE´ VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE´VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT´S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE ALCOHOL.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID´S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12 WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT´S THEIR FAULT THAT WE´RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
Is experience talking here canim?
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