* Do  you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
*  Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered  yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about  Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better  and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can  help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that  you´re ready and willing to
do just about anything. You will notice  the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of  regular doses you can overcome
any obstacles that prevent you from  living the life you want to  live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you  will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and  start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for  everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use  Margaritas. However, women who wouldn´t mind
nursing or becoming  pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
-  Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
-  Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
-  Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table  dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire  to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may  make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The  consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and  over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may  cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may  make you think you can logically
converse with members of the  opposite sex without spitting.