I might consider that but I don´t have working permit. TC police would arrest me and deport me in no time

 We won´t tell a soul! (Sshht everyone!)

I know you are short staffed in here at the moment but could you give me a pint of McEwans and a low flier please.

 John, you find the corkscrew and I´ll find the McEwans. Low flier I´ll leave to the experts!!!

Tina a low flier or flyer is a local name given to my favourite blend of whisky. It is named after the grouse a plump bird that only leaves the ground when it is disturbed making it an easy target for the shooters.   Happy Easter to all the punters in there by the way.

I feel I must complain about the new management and staff in here. The last straw was when my low flyer was served in a sherry glass.  How uncouth is that? Damned poor show I say.

 Thanks for the barmaid training! Did you find the corkscrew???

I think its self service again!!

Bydand are you offering to step into the breach?  Perhaps you can offer a novelty night or something to get the punters in.............. for instance.........

Certainly not L L   tops should be worn at all times in the lounge, also his kilt requires the urgent attention of an iron and no sporran...where does he keep his valuables?  

Some strange people in the lounge tonight wearing black and white tops shouting "büyük kara kartallar´ . Damn poor show I say, the old management would never have stood for it.

They are fan of Beþiktaþ JkAnd eagle(kartal) is symbol of Beþiktaþ.

"En büyük karakartal"