Old enough to know not to post my age here! 

OHA! That´s a good one, Calikusu

I´m old enough to buy alcohol even in the States

 Ouuhhh look everyone... DD is buying tonight!!! 

 wheyhey large one for me

Ahm..well...arrrgghh..fine! But if your folks hold it against me, I´ll deny having bought you anything, anlaþtýk

seems like this question got on the nerve of some grannies here!

phew.. .seems like some people have no sense of humor..

 Hey, grandpa, haven´t seen you for ages! Were the nurses of your home reluctant to push your wheelchair?

 it certainly didnt get on my nerves, but hey Im not a granny yet, got six weeks to go and will be proud to be a granny

 No problem with being a granny here!!     (FamilyGuy I assumed you were a man!!!)

I´m proud to be a granny!  I have 3 wonderful grandchildren. 

I thought the same about family guy  maybe he meant gramps 

 or maybe i just like the cartoon family guy

 3! - wow you look so young in your profile pic!!  I´ve only got one little one (and another on the way!)

Whatever you take to look like this, I want it too. Please PM me the details of how you do it to look so well

And, I must say I might be a granny too if I haven´t delayed getting pregnant till now If I had a child at 15 and he would have a child at 15 too, I´d be a granny now

why is everybody so mysterious about age here?  

I didn`t know you were that old, gg. it sounds like, you`re a living fossil.

I think that`s a mental issue that comes with menopouse. we will never know why

 It is a ladies perogative to be "mysterious" about their age!  I will leave to to have a guess at mine.  But I am old enough to "know better"

Anyway, age is but a number, you are as young as you feel.........................

 Well you are not letting on either, is that something to do with the hormonal changes on reaching puberty?????     I guess we will never know

I don´t recall you telling us your age, Tami is that a  mental issue that comes with puberty?

 GMTA

Absolutely! Perfect timing!

If it were like 5 y ago, I would answer this question...

I am old enough to remember leisure suits but too young to remember hippies......

I´m older than doudie...... and younger than....hmmm thehandsom

 I thought it was "you are as young as the man you feel..........."

 ....are you sure??  He is only 25 you know - I´ve seen him tell loads of young girls women people in the chat room 

  are you saying I am older than 25 you evil woman...

 lessluv that is anywhere between 15 and 100!  You need to narrow this down a bit more!

 Yeah that´s right, I´m a fossil.....the fossil that kicked your ass

 he must be jealous of your skills that you learnt from dinosaurs.

aren`t you too old for comics, Ms. Menopause?

  No actually, I´m not. 

its seems like you like your new name ms. menopause! or should we call you Themanopause?

 I really don´t care what you call me little man.

I think another bum slapping it on the way here

I`m 21 yrs old dd, and I don`t need to hide it unlike you

 Oh...can´t you do math?  She said how old she is.  None of us are hiding our ages.  I have stated my age here before.  I wonder why you are so concerned with it.  Are you looking for a mother figure to change your diapers?

 Sharp.....

tell it again gg, tell it again! I would bet you`re older than Ajda Pekkan, but don`t worry, there is always botox for these kind of situations.

don`t try to hijack th thread, aunt Trudy. how old are you? 60 by any chance?

 Not yet, kiddo, not yet. I´ll let you know so you can buy me 60 roses (start saving!)

 You know Tamikidakika, I am confused at the disdain you have for elders. There is nothing to be ashamed of in being a grandmother or grandfather. In fact, most consider it a honorable status.

Remember your words when you are 60, and if you continue to stay alive, you will get there and more.

  Your intrest in me is a bit disturbing and I´m sorry but you aren´t my type.  I like intelligent men. 

 Trudy how could you!  You are going to make him break into his piggy bank and count his pennies when you KNOW he can´t do math???? 

i feel calikusu is a twin sister of yilgun

Tami, sweetie, if I were you I´d ask for my money back from the university (college/secondary school?). Seems the pricey American education has failed in teaching you basic maths (or is it something you haven´t been taught in TR?)

Let me break it down for you:

15 + 15 = 30

Now you try:

1 + 1 = ?

 Maybe he is getting the "bargain" education? 

youn can`t handle the truth, gg?

 That you are obsessed with me??  It is difficult to handle.  Actually it make me a bit

but it freaks gg out

ahahhaa, no Im not obdsessed with you. it was you who first brought the discussion down to a personal level, and eventually this is Tami`s revenge

 You aren´t very good at this....you might improve with age.....but I doubt it. 

 Not at all.  I´m 48.  Still too young for you since you are looking for a 60 year old. 

who are you trying to fool, gg?

 Well, if he asks nicely I´m sure the teacher of his kindergarten will help him counting....

 You are the only fool I see here. 

 But Trudy, he doesn´t know how to ask nicely. 

 Then we have to wait until he goes to primary school.....

 That is assuming he will pass kindergarten.  My bet is he will be held back another 21 years. 

 And we could call you "theivejustreachedpubertyanditshows" or simply "theteenager"

I would say that I am as old as the girlie that I feel........but I am not mentally that old

So I´ll stick to what my mother always says about her age:

"I´m as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth"

I have a friend who is 79, but look 60. She always says never tell you age because people treat you differently when they know and she is right.

 Come on! what can be difference on treatment to a woman at 60 and 79?

 I think there´s a huge difference. Nearly 20 years, and it´s a generation.

I have decided today that I am 26

 Ouh me too please

 Ohh, really tell me aenigma, how old are you? I´m very curious about it.

You seem a bit TOO interested in me lately Meltem.  Have you and Catwoman split up?  Sorry but I am not interested!

 We just decided to have a break, but we did not split up, bad news for you.

I´m interested in your age just to put all the puzzles together and picture you better (blond, a sports car, racing with men, "liberated"...) At the end of the day, it´s always better to know your enemy.

 Ahhh canim benim, am I your enemy?

 Yes, because as you know "you cannot take Turkey out of the girl and turkish people are xenophobic".

 Xenophobic?  That is your word canim, I have never said that about Turkish people.

And..why are you upset about my comment.  If you said to me "you can take the girl out of England but you can´t take England out of the girl" I would not be offended

 I am not offended but you said it to be offensive.

 Awwwwwwww mwah mwah

 Soryy, but I don´t understand this language.

 Why does that not surprise me!

 That´s wonderful.....this means that I am about 20 then?  I´ll take it! 

I´m old enough to not know whether to be totally shocked or flattered when my girlie and I got asked for ID while buying alcohol from Asda!!!

 Well sweetie, I am not saying you don´t look great....but 17??!?!?!?!

Asda have a policy of not selling alcohol to under 25´s........

But even so - I´m not sure I look 24!!!

 But "round my way" a woman aged 74 got asked for ID at Tescos  and she looked about 68............ apparently it is their policy to ask for id

Nobody has been asking me for ID when buying alcohol recently.

 That´s because your bus pass is on clear display in your wallet

do you always look at someone´s wallet? i always look at chewing gums when im at the check points.

btw, as for cashiers, when they ask for your ID they feel important

I am 24 years old.

I dunno why this made me laugh!  Are you bored?

 I am damn bored! lol

 Ahh poor you

Have some of my Spiced Apple and Camomile Tea and get some sleep

 naaaahhh!! to late for me to eat something...

can you bring me a glass of water instead?

 mltm, i was referring the attitude of people towards a 60 years old or 79 years old woman.

Not the behaviour of 60 or 79 years old woman 

If you treat a woman of 60 the same as one of 79, than maybe it´s time you start reconsidering your attitude towards them!

 Are you insane?

Ofcourse i would treat them both the same like i treat to my own grandmother! with the same respect and care!

apperantly you are getting close to 60

Sui and Chiko!  This is so discriminating!!!  Many years ago people were OLD at 60, but these days they are very young in their outlook, often still in careers, wearing fashionable clothes and leading productive lives!!  There is certainly a VERY big difference to someone in their 60s to someone in their 80s!!!

I guess when you are only a kid, everyone over 40 seems OLD!

i was just joking i agree with you. my father is 60 years old and he is now repearing roof of his house  without any help

 My mum is mid-60s and very young. She is slim, stylish and still a big kid.  On a recent trip to the water park with her grandchildren, she got so addicted to the water slide, we had to drag her off in the end!

Maybe we should introduce her to my father?

 lol i havent say anything about what they should wear or do... its none of my business anyway

but the way i behave to a woman on 30s or 40s ofcourse is the way different than i behave to a woman 60s and 70s...

anyway...

 Hehehe - well maybe.  Is your father likely to ask for cellphones or laptops?

You are clearly not a very good dudu then!  

But they are basing their assumptions on Turkish women.  From my observation - unless the women are from very modern families - Turkish women age much more quickly than British women - both in appearance and in behaviour.  Maybe its the stress of looking after Turkish men!

This is absolutely true. A turkish women would start talking about death and other life when she is 60 but a western woman starts thinking to change husband  when she gets 60

I am a "selective" DUDU

hehehe

 Where do you get your perception from

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/02/09/Man_71_taken_to_court_for_rollerblading/UPI-86461234218672/

He is a champ!! Except he was a danger to the public at the speed he was skating though a town centre!!!