here is the first day of spring gift for Tami as the most devoted Anti-polishness  one.

The T-shirt will be delivered soon

http://www.pamiatki.pl/show_image.php?pID=1332

Hahaha great thread, he is my Spring Gift for Tami

And... a special comb for Janissary

My spring gift to all ladies on the site who think they´re bed......

And for all visitors of The Translation Lounge

For theHandsom

For Teaschip

For .......

Thanks Adana! Who wouldn`t like a dobrowskish chick anyway?

ewwww, that`s so unfashionable!

i only give gifts to myself

 Sorry Tami - is this more your style?

 You prefer them more like this, Tami?

A very speacial gift for femme!

with this ezan playing clock, you will never miss the prayers any more!

 thank you dear, but i love sleeping.

any bigger size of these?

 You Scrooge!

a gift for tami (not from femme)

Another one for thehairy

For a recently departed member - I´m sure he wore his out

Yilgun was not soooooooo bad!

Çok komýksýn! 

This would be my rather obvious choice for Yilgun -

For babyglamif only she could read

For Sui.....all van Dyk´s were sold out but I managed to negotiate with Tiesto

this console will have to do......

For Aenigma to bright her pickling time

For tinababy..with such corkscrew she will not confuse links ......

For modspost deletion button

For femme-an insect tennis killing rocket...

For Trudy...as I am running out of my credit card..only one wheel bike but with flashing texts..here is just a sample)))

FOLLOW ME  
JUST FOR YOU
BE CAREFUL
HELLO ! HELLO !
TO BE WAIT
WINNER SPORT
HEI ! HEI !
HOW ARE YOU?
I LOVE YOU

the rest of texts are

And for all moustache and Turk fans

 I wasn´t a moustache fan and seeing this I instantly decide I´m not a Turk fan as well!

For all crying babies.....

For my brother Alpha,how could I forget))))....home DNA lab

 the thing is that, he does not need a lab, he just knows it all, all human beings are turks.

 oh, my, never seen such cockscrew

 doesnt he control his lust?

 trudy, i feel sorry for you

 Why? By now you must know we, the Dutch, are artists on bikes.... (even with our clogs on our feet...)

adan is a creative gift giver.

  im crappy at giving gifts. i never come up with brilliant ideas.

 More worse: you only gave yourself a gift! Why not me? Eh?

 your gift ideas are as crappy as mine

 I only gave one - but not like you to myself!

For all  LIR...willing to improve their  her smile skills

NOBLE 2-Minute Charming Smile Trainer

 I dont think Femme or TheJanissary need this

It was for LIR-she complained about too many smiles...hmmm,must modify former post 

 May I take this opportunity to thank you for my lovely pickling jars!

I have already pickled two more dudus and they look so nice in coloured jars

 I´m not interested in dudu´s but pickled ones? Hmmm, is there an opportunity to erm.... taste?

 Here´s one she made earlier! .....it looks a bit ...how shall I say?....incomplete, though 

Well I have many pickled deleted members dudus.  Sometimes I pickle them whole, sometimes just in parts.  I will start you with a small collection for you to try:-

• Picked Cyrano Nose (a bit chewy, very large,but nice and peppery with a taste that keeps coming and going)
• Picked Vineyards Hand (crunchy and strong tasting, flavour keeps leaving and coming back)
• Picked Temora brain (tries to fool you its a walnut, but we know its not)
• Picked Yilgun ear (tastes so good but there is a huge list of ingredients involved so takes a long time)

Let me know what you think  

I think we should open a Dudu Museum of the (P)Arts....  Just to display Aenigmas various pickled specimens.

 I´ll wait for other flavours, ok?

 what is wrong with this flavor? it looks like a brilliant combination.

 that brain is too small in comparison with an ear. it  could be the effect of shaking   it often.

 Let´s just say that my taste is different, ok?

 you are welcome)))I knew you will like it

btw...why didn´t you admit that you have all collection of those in your wardrobe?????are you hiding your love to Poland under this anti-polish-ness attitude?

For my Dudu collection!

 Far too good for them!!!  Give ´em a bag of crisps and a bottle of coke - between them! 

 Just trying to make a good impression!

For Aenigmaon her romantic day)It is the most romantic computer I have ever givento anyone)

 Ouhhhhhhhhh I lurveeeeeeee it   Thanks

oh yes!!! he will be in a tour in europa at the end of spring... so i hope i can catch him somewhere

For Alameda:

(Of course they are LYNX) -> sorry, found it absolutely hilarious and wanted to share

 I don´t know what you find hilarious about Lynx....

They are wonderful animals and of course, I love them. 

FYI here is a link on Lynx

Thank you.....for your most considerate gift.....

 Alameda PLEASE TELL ME that this is you being funny?

I knew you´d appreciate good links lynx

For femme - a rescue set

For Adana so she can keep on buying us such lovely presents

(Sorry it´s in dollars - I know they are not worth much now!   )

For AE just in case somebody steps on her foot while dancing hoptek)))

here

For Trudy (ordered by femme,paid by AE)-

To make her anthem singing more enjoyable )))

 adana....how could you....her singing is worse than her soup!

yes, agree, when trudy sings even donkeys run away

 Heyyyyy, it´s femme´s soup not mine! If you had tasted mine you would be begging for more!

 Canim, you´ve never heard me sing! (If you did you´d known all animals run away!)

I would like to bestow upon every member of TC an "F..... word" to use where ever....when ever they need.  Now, this is not to be mistaken for "THE F word" but any other F....word you would like to use.

 fearful freaking i must say

For all who can´t stand Trudy ´s singing...

apply to ears not.......

It is for me ....on special occassion))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

For my bro Alpha ............just in case Libra insists more on revealing his reasons....

 being economical ...still have some money from Ae

for babyglam

just in case she gets lost in another labyrinth......

for sheena..reason obvious

for my rock sister!!!

 Libra!!!THANK u!!!in my home...5 electric guitars...one drum set..4  easels..as I paint..while not writing poems and not experimenting with ppl..ama..such colourful guitar..)))))))))thank u !!!!!!!!!SISTER))))

 Glad you said experimenting "with" people and not "on" people! 

Ohhhhh a drum set!! I always wanted to play drums.............

trying)))with...not on...

go for your dream!!!

impossible is nothing if you try))) 

one day..???jam session together???))))))))))???

I would like to give Teas some bungie cord.....That way, we will be sure that she will eventually snap back the next time she leaves!!

I just saw this..  You didn´t show the back of the shirt.  It say´s LOST.

 Is that for everyone ??

 Not unless you can get to Covent Garden easily!

 then the gift must be for me Woohoo!!

 What a shame!  I´ll just have to make do with the 1001 Turkish restaurants here! 

 That must be a real punishment!

 Oooooh!!!   Whois thýs for lessluv???  

 you because you are a dynamite mod

 Oh!   ....I´m lost for words!!

 chance would be a fine thing....ha ha

 Build me up then shoot me down why don´t you?? 

  tough love!!!

for Trudy..good night

ps..why not anyone here is as generous as me....???

for ReyhanL

she likes having all under control))))))))))))))))))))))))))

ME???? Everything under control ??? Ý didnt see what you offered me but thanks anyway doctor. Aha now i see the picture. Ý like to know about everything in every small detail

 birdy wish u good night too....hope Trudy u dont need it for now. and birdy drink this melissa alone

for ReyhanL, a Gypsy flag she can wave

 You didnt understand anything from what i said .

...

TLC Eczanesi is open for all who need help...

One more for MR. Ý Know Everything

coz you jump so easily to conclusions

 oh yes my highness! You are always right! You are the best!

Just enjoy the gift i gave you! You can find it anytime on TLC Eczanesi...i opened it for you.

 hoþ...fakat benim daha iyiacele iþe þeytan kanþir..relax cnm,relax

for upsy_daisy

herkimse bu birdy!!!

i would like to give English Dictionary as a gift to Brit members of TC

 Cheeky boy! You are asking for a slap   we don´t need a dictionary, because if we make a mistake we have the TC spelling police to contend with .

 I would like people to give me the gift of using capital letters where appropriate AND calling me BritISH.

 Did someone call? 

It´s official now , here´s your badge:

 Awwwww-I love it!   Thanks a bunch-

For Elisabeth - in case she starts feeling controversial again

Won´t this make my threads sticky?

Could be an added benefit - immortality on TC?  

(and you´re supposed to say ´thank you´ for gifts!  )

 Thanks for the fluff LIR....at least I know who my real friends are now. 

....hmm...not sure how to take that!   It was given with the best of intentions because it looked quite tasty!!

I could change it for a very fluffy bunny if you like 

 hehehe....NO...I will take the fluff....I LOVE marshmallow fluff....It is a great dip for chocolate.....only a true friend would give the gift of Fluff!!

for tami....

 birdy i cant see what u sent him

 it is all bcs tami made use of this gift and now all you can see is steamy window

 OJJJJJ

 managed to clean and display

perfect Birdy., perfect gift

For AE for a good start

 Birdy I LOVE IT!!!! Thank you so much

(It is much better than DD´s )

For DD  this was ordered

I guess she wants to get to your island incognito

Spooky!  My reply is sandwiched between your duplicate posts!

Off ya, AE, seeing your post in the mood thread I was going to give you that:

But after you´ve criticised my tractor, I´m not so sure anymore...

On the other hand, eating ice-cream will make your legs bigger than mone so...from the bottome of my heart, please, help yourself

 Awwwww thank you DD

 Are you sure it was not from the heart of your bottom?

Hmmm well I got you some anti chafing gel because I worry about those legs rubbing

That´s so thoughtful of you! I knew I could count on ya! thank you

 Time for the lollipop diet girls

And here´s for Birdy, so that she has something to store all the presents she gives us in

 awwwwwwwwsome bag,in my favourite colour.Thank youDD very much.

Posta scripta-I hope the next time you are not going to give me beard and mustache

Not unless you want it

 It would be GREAT Birdy - we could send you in as an undercover dudu to get all the dirt

 Since I have already got guts,ready to a mission

Providing I get the above look...no one will resist

 Cooooooooooooool!

I KNEW somebody would try to steal my dudu!  HOW did you get this picture birdy?  Have you been raiding my closet again?

 Wait Lis..I thought your dudu had a gold tooth?  I think you have mistaken birdy´s for yours.

 OOOPSSS

but try to appreciate Elisabeth I did not take the other one in whom you invested so much,

I only borrowed 1 for mission time

for AlphaF

practical workspace  with sliding secret compartments for all CVs and resumes my bro has managed to collect so far

 Hey that ring looks familiar...

I would like to give "candycrap" a new username!  How about "candystuff"  or just plain "candy"?

 you have never tried Spanish candies,they are crap.They might have been a source

That´s Granny´s ring!!!  I it was supposed to be sold so that dudu´s mom could have surgery!!!!

 hmmm,that dudu confession was a bit different from yours,girls.I tried to negotiate with him leaving Elisabeth closet but he DID NOT WANT ,wondering why???

I have a better selection of laptops!  

I like candycorn better!

for our beloved Texans

 Thank you tami.....I will be sending you the Turkish version of this shirt!  Sending it with this years snow globe...ENJOY!

what does the Turkish version read? "I`m a kro and proud of it"? I already have that shirt!

I can`t reject the snow globe though.

I would like to send mltm an un-oafy guy. 

mltm, you can expect your "boxed man" any day now.  I sent him Fed Ex so that you will have him for the weekend.  He comes equipt with flowers, a job, his own laptop and cell phone.  If not completely satisfied, please drive him 30 miles from your home and release him back into the wild. 

 It must have cost you a lot of time and effort to find such a guy....

 Actually, he wasn´t very expensive.....just difficult to get him into the box! 

thank you, but you know I have already one. Do you want to make the two oafs fight? Though his equipments sound good, just I wonder if he knows what to do with them. lol

From AE  for nifrtity to show  my miraculously found long lost sister´s concern about purity and meaning of names.Cheer up nifr..and study hard !!!!

For ManDingo....a belly button!

 Naaaa!  How about belly button fluff

For all "weird"pot addicted TLC cooks

This is the only ´pot´ I need.....

for Yilgun

just to practise the criteria

there are more "botanists" on tc?

must be the reason

for lemon

she needs to sound loud!!!

for yakamoz

for lemon

instead of yilgun....

so it means theres no for yilgun?

its a shame.

thank you for the teddy, it made feel better.

now i dont have to shout! thanks.

for lemonsince she has been placed on a pedestal

for all romanian women from TC

for birdy and Tami..tami takes left side..and keeps away from birdy)))

Ps..did yilgun tell you that person of the week takes 1000000000000000000000000 dollars?kocur pays)))

Did I tell you that you are my favourite tc member??  BTW, I am a little short of cash at the moment.....

For Reyhan:

because she forgot hers!

 Thank you LİR ..... are those stones Swarovski ? 

Tabii ki!

A juicer for Lady in Red, so that she doesn´t have to keep squeezing Lemon by hand!

I think we need a ruling from the judges....I believe it is against code to give a gift to yourself. 

seems as ptaszek was a bit egoist....

 half egoistI share my island!!!!Anyway,hot here,sea wonderful and Tami makes drinks from time to time

I´d love to taste some of that lemon juice that LIR has made with her new juicer..

Just for you boss!!!  

awww.. delicious!! I want more

For all impatient translation requests´ posters,especially for otto_27

for Ptaszek

 Alameda)))Thank you so much,but I have just realised I will be red when I finally grow up

against my nature and poor my parents!!My father may think I am not his child..he has always been damn suspicious.

for armegon....still up to date

for arty farty amber thing

cos birdy pities the  thing everyday´s long distances coverage

For Amber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4mbW7HfG1U

Gülümse kaderine - Smile at your fate

Değer mi hiç?
Boş yere küsme düşlerine
İnan, O´nun da yanına kalmaz
Bırak gitsin üzülme...
Hayat sevenlerin yanındadır,
Unutma,
Gülümse kaderine
Yak bütün fotoğrafları,
O´na ait bütün eşyaları,
Bu gece ümitlerini al koynuna
Gün doğmadan unut insafsızı!
Kader buluşturdu
Kader ayırdı
O aşka inanmadı
Sil gözyaşlarını
Sakın ağlama
O kalbinle oynadı
Hayat sevenleri korur
Ateşe atmaz
Gülüm,
Sana kıyamadı
Yak bütün fotoğrafları,
O´na ait bütün eşyaları,
Bu gece ümitlerini al koynuna
Gün doğamdan unut insafsızı!

is it ever worth it?
don´t fall out with your dreams over nothing
beleive me - he/she won´t get away with it
let her/him go, don´t be sad

life is on the side of those who love -don´t forget,
smile at your fate

burn all the photographs
everything that belongs to her
take all your hopes into ure arms tonight
forget that heartless person before the new day is born

it was fate that brought you together
and fate that now seperates you
he/she didn´t belive in love
wipe away your tears
don´t ever cry
he/she played with your heart

life protects those who love
won´t throw them in fire
my rose, it couldn´t have the heart to hurt you

Take Tarkans advice canım burn the photographs and forget the person who hurt you, hope you feel better soon x

And heres another video that should def cheer you up, http://www.tarkanhup Tarkan looks too hot in this 1, enjooooyyyy

for ptaszek and lemon

for interregister

 what are you implying foka,we are having with lemon nice,friendly chats ,meaningless ones

i guess it is me in red and blue,lemon as usual squeezes me as she does to everybody but

she loves me.This I know for sure)))

 i exactly ment it...she loves you---u love her

for Trudy with love

finally spring here

Anyone has possibly a gift for me? A gift like girlfriend? Any chance?

For who ever might need it

How lovely, these Dutch tulips...

Thanks, Elenagabriela!

you are welcome my dear..and there are not only Dutch....they are Turkish tulips too

best regards

Elena

for all recently converted...

since I have promised one of the member here private message   massage

ugli with p,time to get back to the game

for all contributors to the site with the special bow for translators

just a piece of music

because is morning and it is my 2nd day at work after holiday, for all TC users

Well, great work! You have helped me to improve my knowledge about this field

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Where has TheBirdy gone? 

Went to Africa for the winter?

She recently has this habit of posting a few times and asking for deletion. Then she comes back and does the same. I really don´t know who gave her the idea...

So beautiful.....

I am sad you are gone....again....come back! You are a nice counterbalance here....and make me smile.